Boozy Betties

This week we learn that Hope’s a poser, spiders are trying to kill Chrissie. The girls received some boozy gifts, drank not one but two X-Rated drinks, Talk foreplay, talk memories, they laugh, they cry, it was a....Rollercoaster....of love, rollercoaster ooh ooh, ooh, ooh (if you did not hear the Rollercoaster of love song after that last line there...DM Chrissie, she will send you the listen

This week, we talk about that drink style. The name game...or in this case, the secret nickname game and we play a little 5 second rule....uncensored.

The girls have come to the final Schpooky Episode of 2019. So, why not go out in style. This week they take a spin with The Graveyard. Ask the real fleshy questions. Share dreams and nightmares. Serial Killers, true crime mysteries and an unwelcome surprise.

It's time for the Dirty 30! Schpooky Style. We hit 30 episodes and for you long term listeners, we cannot thank you enough. We also know now for sure you have questionable morals. We like that. Take a listen to this October Halloween lovin ep and grab a drink. You Boozers have earned it!

This week, Hope layeth the Smackdown on her first Smackdown. The crazy that is 90 day fiance was reviewed. Chrissie got hands on vinyl and cocktail knowledge. They learned there is more to the Viagra Triangle than they knew. Finally, there is a new cocktail in town and she is a Queen.

This week, Chrissie and Hope had an extra boozy week. There was The Koval Tour and the Chicago Indie Spirits Expo! Hope vanished and showed off her amazing drunken pool skills...in the same night. Hope also did a good deed. Chrissie got drunk with the Irish and the Australians and fell in love with Corsets and Whips. Pretty much sums up a solid week.

We celebrate Batman Day, Comic Book Day and Pancake Day in one show! Hope feels the haunt, FINALLY! Hope is attacked by Wasps and Bees. There is the One eye taxi guy, Chrissie hits the ChiSox Beer Fest and they share some amazing charity organizations!

The girls hit the booze before 10:00 am this week, so Chrissie could head out and drink more. WWE Clash of Champions may be over but they made their pics to bet against the Ponies AND the weirdest game of would you rather, is played.

This week, Chrissie is dripping in garlic. Hope is muddling it up with a jerk motion.They talk about their emergency escape kits, Celebrity Chef Crushes, 83 yr olds on Tinder, Call of Duty, IT (scary ass clown), Beerfests, Distillery Tours, The McMix Tapes and....did we mention granny is out there getting all the peen?

Hello Bourbon Heritage month! We introduce you to Bourbon & Banter and their #30DaysofBourbon. Hope had a suspicious and luxurious week. Chrissie gets raspy and received the gift that keeps on giving. We review the things to not say during/after sex...and Rick James makes an appearance.

This week the girls chatted with a dope pod named Footlong Pony...they love all the things Chrissie loves, then they dangled the degenerate betting carrot over her head and well...they are in like Flynn. You should check em out. ALSO.....Chrissie goes on a road trip to Minnesota to see the inspo for the podcast, ends up almost murdered in meth lab/Dexter kill room AirBNB. Hope loses her mind over John Travolta.Much like Nic Cage, Jeff Goldblum is everywhere. We are also It was a weird, crazy week.

This week, we give a shout out to a new mate, the girls talked about the lies their parents told, all the meats, pumpkin sluts, what's better than sex and palaces. Hope describes warm heaven and Chrissie takes another loss in the bet realm.

This week we drink some amazing Bear-Ie White from Short Fuse Brewery. The pickleback shot goes down. The worst of the worst pick-up lines are shared. The Tale of Big Dick Envy is told. There is a baking lesson and the WWE Summer Slam picks and we remind you, to Just Eat It

Chrissie and Hope get picked up...with bad pick-up lines. Celebrate Shark Week...drunk. They drink with a bunch of old men. Hope learns the fate of the Golden Girls. A little This or That is played. AND...they both take a trip to Flavortown.

Hope and Chrissie had a week! Hope had an accident, They were both farted on. What would Free Shipping and Free Tax do to you? The RBF is official. The Bella Swan discovery, Chrissie coins Diva Dick and there is another adventure in What Grinds My Gears....