Boozy Betties

This week is short and sweet. Hope was on vacay and Chrissie took the wheel and drove like a mad woman souped up on the essence of vodka.

It's the return of Cocktails and VInyl pairings matched with awesome cocktails and memories. We talk Batman, Deja Vu, C2E2, That kid Johnny, Billy and all the love AND our Pod ghost makes an appearance, in a loud way.

Happy Galentine's Day Bettie Squad! The girls celebrate accordingly. Hope goes back to being a Hoe and sucks down the Love Potion. Chrissie brings the rasp and they reveal their top 5 celebrity Galentine dream dates!

SO MANY THINGS!! We introduce our first ever Bettie Babe, Meghan Conwell. We collabed with the Footlong Pony Podcast, talked a whole bunch of wrestling, C2E2, NEAT and more. This pod is JAM packed.

Meaty Climaxes, Brownie Boners, Aaron Hernandez and Ted Bundy, It always comes back to Ted. Chicago Restaurant Week and Pod Postpartum happened and we get ready to get EXTRA on Feb 29th.

This week the girls cover Porn or Polish, Drunk Nails, Hope Gets Slapped. We share the magic of Beauty's Biscuits and Pops for Patients and Chrissie...well, you will have to listen to understand.

This week, The girls talk about Cocktails and Vinyl pairings, Stripper parades, The Witcher, The Circle, The Whiskey Girl Gang, A bunch of get to know the girls questions and a moment of meltdown over dirty foot and titty money.

All the damn New! New Legal Weed laws, New Milestones, New Shows, New Booze, New Rants and slam downs. This one has it all.

Hey Nineteen! If you know the song, it is stuck in your head now. You're welcome!Happy New Year Bettie Squad! It is the Top 19 best of 2019 for the Betties! 2020 intentions and a SO DAMN HOT Shots or Consequences you can only find it on Patreon, rated hella X!

It is the Christmas edition! This week, Hope and Chrissie talk about their Christmas favorites. They both shock each other. They share a wish for a home decor item. Chrissie declares her love for an ex-convict. Hope WINS this round of Shots or Consequences in spectacular holiday fashion and they play a game you won’t want to miss.

Let the holiday of Festivus begin! The girls this week met a Lady of the World. Found out they have a beer being made for them. They talk about the FLP's Tournament of Sex and in the first Betties Festivus celebration....aired their Grievances.

This week, Hope saw Warhol and wanted to eat a dog biscuit. Chrissie got Shoot House back and dick pics too. The girls were gifted an awesome Boozy Christmas Tree and a Jason Derulo pic that made the holiday so much brighter.

This week, Hope Baked, Chrissie was almost shanked on Black Friday, the girls DID NOT survive, Survivor Series. They talked about the sugar daddy, mentally stripped strangers and this week's edition of Shots or Consequences had a little extra twang.

It's Thanksgiving week and damn it, we are so full of thankfulness...we also visit a pretty funk ass sex toy shop....it's called balance.

This week, the girls made beer at Rabid Brewing! Listened to a story for the ages about a British Bitch, Realized Bark Box has some kinky goodness and then Chrissie and Hope took a stroll down memory lane that ended up in the valley of firsts, such as first kisses, first sex shop stops and fave toys...you know, the usual.