Learned Lag

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We recorded this during halftime of the Pac-12 Championship Game (Go Ducks!). [They did not go.]

State Farm should be leaning more on its connections with Depression-era foreign policy.

There's also an even smaller Lake Chad in Antarctica.

We have, and need, lots of excuses this week.

A rough day for each of us. We drown our sorrows in leftover gravy.

It's a good way to start a long weekend, that's for certain.

It has been brought to our attention that May-lay is not right either.

And the stadium was publicly financed, because of course the Ford family couldn't come up with two nickels to rub together. The worst thing about football is everything.

Not that it's an excuse. Sometimes the coin just don't land right.

I mean, come on. Gérard Depardieu as Columbus? Orlando Bloom as a crusader? Russell Crowe as Robin Hood? Scott has had enough stinkers to fill an ODS.

It's good to see the "Oh, I know this Jeopardy question because it was just on LearnedLeague!" pipeline going the other way every now and then.

You know what, screw it, I'm leaving in all the dumb cat yowling.

Keno comes from China, where instead of numbers, they use characters from a classic poem.

Amanda initially read it as "Stemutation". That is not the first time that bad kerning has (almost) screwed one or more of us up, so read unfamiliar words closely.