Cum Town

I guess Brandon invited himself on the podcast again. I was too busy making smoothies to pay attention during this one. I'm sure he brought up some idiot vine star that a man his age (32) shouldn't be obsessing over, ironically or otherwise. 

We almost didn't have an episode this week after I forgot to upload the podcast because I got really into Sicario. That movie is tight. It reminds me of my own experiences, as a tier one operator. I was also in 9/11. Merry Christmas everyone. 

It's my birthday. Or it was my birthday. I'm old now, and I'm sick. And children have to respect me. And I'm allowed to be racist now because I'm old and I beat the Nazis. 

We covered a lot on this one. Lindy West. The new Apple products. Lindy again. I got a macbook. I really hate lindy. What the fuck is the Apple Watch anyways? It should be like one of those novelty clocks where every number just says "im gay"

Coming hot off a poorly received premium episode, the boys save face by getting back to basics.

I guess Adam and Stav don't know who Chris-Chan is somehow so I explain that to them for about 20 minutes or so. I don't know how anyone could not know who Chris Chan is. I got mad at myself early on for fucking up and not being able to remember a lot of details of mid-nineties television shows so I tanked the episode on purpose by being upset. 

As the Patreon gets closer to $5000, Adam's days are numbered. We make him defend his position on the podcast by doing another episode where I try to remember the plot of certain movies and inevitably get a detail wrong that belies my own racism. 

The boys offer a big huge yas queen congrats to the slay queen herself who's going to inspire little girls everywhere to be yas queens. Actually its mostly the kind of drunken political commentary you can hear in the waiting area of a Jiffy Lube. Adam gets to talk a lot on this episode because he reads the news like a bitch. 

The boys reminisce on playing pretend, old games we used to play as kids. This is about as sentimental as the show gets folks. Were trying to do more family retarded, uh excuse me i meant family RELATED content. I want to sell the podcast to Nick Jr. Teach five year olds how to say fuck and shit. And to be cool. To overcome autism and use it to hurt people. 

We get super scary for holloween (the original spelling) and swap scary stories. Also Stav works out a new character to get back at the guy that hurt his feelings. 

Well I was up all night the other night to celebrate 3 years sober. Partied a little too hard and I was too tired to keep the energy going on this one. I think we all know we can't rely on Adam for that so this was another bad one. Mea culpa folks. I'm scarface now. 

Ian Fidance joins us and demonstrates why his career as an impressionist has failed. He wore the same shirt as me which was from a ramen place that doesn't sell shirts to people. Me and Ian have a bond; the kind that homosexual men are jealous of. 

Wow, immediate presidential debate reactions. Can you believe this trump guy? The hillary woman also? Jeeze louise. What a debate. Or was it? All these questions and more, with our recurring guest, Amber Frost. 

Oopsie damn daisy folks. Guess who 1) forgot to take the last episode off the SD card so this one got cut short at 51 minutes and 2) forgot to upload the episode like I jokingly said I would at the beginning of it. Amber (my roommate) is back on the podcast and this time we don't let adam ask her a bunch of gay shit about the news

We get into some scientific stuff in this one. Ever hear of Bill Nye? Well imagine if he fucked. That's basically what this show is. about.