Cum Town

Sorry to all the non-premium listeners that missed out on last weeks episode. I'm burned out and didn't want to upload the episode. I hope I die soon. Anyhow we're back in full force, with what might be the best riff we've ever done on the show, all the way at the end of this episode. Stay tuned. 

michael foody joins us lol. we talked to michael foody, hence the name of the episode. do u get it

Andy Haynes joins us. I think he said something about going on vacation. 

Scrambling for time, I tap Dana Bell and Jamel Johnson to replace Stav and Adam for a very special edition of Cum Town West. Theyre both POCs and one is a woman, which PROVEs that I am the president of the DSA and beyond reproach. 

Its uh, an episode of the podcast. JP McDade is the guest. We talk for about an hour or some shit like that i think

My blood brother Jake Flores joins us to talk about how Adam and Stav replaced him as my best friend after he decided to move to Bushwick to be cool and fuck bike girls

Wide dick will joins us again to chat about star trek. What's that? This episode is late you say? Actually, it's not asshole. It's called time zones and maybe I'm on god damn vacation. 

The first ever Cum Town Live show at Caroline's on Broadway. It's basically the same format as Funny Moms (the live show we put up on Patreon) except I booked it and it's at Carolines so we use the name of the podcast instead of the name of Adam's gay ass show. 

We have sex with each other on the show as a joke for valentines day. Get it. Like were dating haha. But its jsut a joke. It's okay to suck off your friends if you're doing it in a funny way

Funny Moms favorite and Bronx favorite and Brooklyn Favorite and New York favorite Petey Dat Boy DeAbreu joins us and we prove once and for all that the podcast isn't racist. 

BDF Big dick felix joins us and we try to remember Oz and why it was bad, and we talk about why prison wouldn't be that scary for guys like us. I'm still dying btw. I can't breathe. This is the end. Remember me as a broadcaster. Goodnight and good luck. 

I almost passed out during this one, luckily the boys kept things going with wrestling chat that I couldn't partcipate in due to both ignorance and medical problems. Please remember me as a Lenny Bruce type or maybe Carlin, thanks. 

We go real deep into the latest era of Seagal movies, And we have a sponsor now. Please give me feedback on the fact that we have ads now. Make sure to get mad at me about it. The premium episodes will always be ad free if it bothers you. I'm tired of everyone being mad at me. I just want to pay my fucking rent and waste money on dumb shit. 

We go in hard on Compound Media for kicking us out of the Anthony Cumia studios. Adam will personally fight any of the Staten Island salami-mongoloids that pay their bills 

Chapo Genius and all around good boy Wide Dick Willy Menaker joins us as we watch She's All That and slowly come to the realization that the TV is going to destroy the podcast.