Johnny Dare Morning Show

Our old friend, comedian Craig Gass, has an uncanny knack for always being at the right place at the right time, and talkin' his way into some impossibly cool situations...which is why it was no surprise when we found out he was down in Glendale AZ for Super Bowl week hob knobbing with the press, the teams and more!! We caught up with Craig this morning to see what he has planned for the next few days leading up to the big game!! Make sure to follow him at @craiggasscomedy on Instagram for all the stuff he's posting from Arizona!!!

Valentine's Day is next week, which means it was time to visit with our old friend, sex therapist Dr. Sadie Allison, to find out what the latest and greatest toys are available at her site ticklekitty.com!! And, as always, she was full of useful information to help heat up your holiday!!

Australian native Paul de Gelder what a paratrooper and navy clearance diver when, in 2009, his whole life changed after an attack by a bull shark in Sydney Bay left him minus his right leg and right hand. But while this may have scared most off from ever diving again, let alone coming face to face with sharks again, Paul chose to become an advocate for the continued survival of the world's most feared predator.

We're just a few days away from the big game, which means it's time for another CHIEFS SUPER BOWL SONG!!! Thankfully we have the one man sound bite, Travis Kelce (and Brittany Mahomes) to take it all over the top!! GO CHIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEFS!!!

Kurt Busch is, without question, a bona fide NASCAR legend. 34 wins, 339 top ten finishes, 28 pole starts...including a win in the Daytona 500 in 2017! So with the NASCAR season firing up soon with, and the 2nd Annual Clash At The Coliseum this Sunday, we thought it a good time to catch up!

FACT: Comedy legend Tommy Chong is a god damn national treasure. Period. End of story. And as we've known him now for three decades, every time we get to catch up with him is truly some of the best moments we've ever had...not only because he's hilarious, but also because we could all stand to be a little more like Tommy, He's just a good, good, person.

Elaine White is fed up with men searching for sex workers showing up at her property. She said it has been non-stop since last year, at least one of the men came from Laredo, Texas and wonders how or why her east Plano home is being used online to lure men looking for sex workers. Since last year, White says roughly 25 men have come to her door at all hours, young and old, all ethnicities, locals and from as far away as Laredo....and Elaine has had it with their shit, and told us all about it this morning!!!  

Every once in a while, we like to treat you perverts with some high dollar sex toys...and today was one of those days!  I mean...when can give you some rubber lovin' that adds up to more than what FNG makes in a week, it's a good day!! It's THE ADULT TOY PRICE IS RIGHT!!

We all know how rough it is getting out of bed in the morning, so we here at JDMS HQ have developed what just might be the greatest morning motivator EVER!! Guaranteed to get you going...and keep you going...until you can no longer hear it. It's the Brittany Mahomes Alarm!!!! And it's terrifying.

Cincinnati talked a bunch of shit. They tried to rename our stadium "Burrowhead". Their MAYOR even tried, sadly, to talk smack, and it ALL FAILED MISERABLY as YOUR Kansas City Chiefs brought the Lamar Hunt trophy back where it belongs!! And now???? It's on to the SUPER BOWL, baby!! Fire up our new fight song and LET'S GOOOOO!!!

it's not exciting enough in NASCAR legend Clint Bowyer's world, what with his Chiefs winning the AFC Championship and heading to the Super Bowl, but now he's got  to get it together for next weekend's Clash at the Coliseum, and then the Daytona 500!! So we took the chance to catch up with our boy this morning to see how he was feelin'....

We've been looking forward to Dan Cummins coming to town for quite some time, because every time he does, we get to spend the whole morning talking about pretty much EVERYTHING but his actual stand up show....and it always gets weird in the best way possible!!!

You won't find anyone in Hollywood who loves the Kansas City Chiefs more than Rob Riggle...well maybe Paul Rudd...and Eric Stonestreet...oh, and Henry Winkler....but Rob REALLY loves the Chiefs!! So as we rolled into the AFC Championship weekend, Rob gave us a call to wish the Chiefs Kingdom good luck on whippin' some Bengals ass this Sunday!!!

Comedian Carlos Mencia has been a friend of the Morning Show for over two decades…and every time he makes it back to KC, we always look forward to him stopping by the studio because we always pick up right where we left off…and it always turns into an all morning long conversation that is always hilarious, smart and pushes the boundaries of what some might consider “comfortable”…and it’s always a good time!!

As we head into the Chiefs most important game of the season, the AFC Championship game against the Bengals, it's always cool to get the perspective of someone like Chiefs Hall of Fame center, Tim Grunhard...because, while he could easily give us all of the stats and break down the technical side of the game...he's the kind of guy who takes a much deeper look into what motivates these player who we have all embraced as part of our of lives. And this morning, he gave us a call with his unique take on the Chiefs Kingdom!