Dumb People Town

This week Hampton Yount joins the show! In Story 1 we have a completely naked woman who chases a would-be lover across the road. In a Stitcher Premium Exclusive segment, Story 2 brings us a town that could vote into reality a sex doll brothel... or two. Story 3 is the tale of an Australian man precariously wedged in a drain.

This week A.D. Miles joins the show! In Story 1, a hungry shoplifter gets caught.  Story 2 brings us a drunk woman who isn't sure if she was stabbed and has questions about her son's future. Story 3 is the tale of a man with a backpack and no plan.

For this week's minisode, Dan Ahdoot joins the show to discuss the story of a man who injects himself with semen for his back pain!

In Story 1, a teenager is arrested after trying to get a discount on a Playstation by weighing it as a bag of fruit.  Then a Stitcher Premium interview in which Bev spins some yarns about old school Hollywood stories!  Story 2 brings us a man who wrecks his home with an axe after he thought his wife damaged his action figures.  Story 3 -- brought in by Beverly herself -- is the tale of a diamond billionaire who died during penis enlargement surgery. Visit patreon.com/dumbpeopletown for exclusive video episodes, bonus content, and more!

In a special live episode of Dumb People Town at the renowned Largo at the Coronet, the Sklar Brothers and Daniel Van Kirk are joined by My Favorite Murder's Karen Kilgariff and Mad Men's Jon Hamm, with comedically pertinent musical interludes by the great Langhorne Slim! Stories include: a man bitten by a venomous spider on his manhood (for the second time), a woman who discovers a snake in her toilet, and an exhaustive list of bizarre and random items Americans got stuck in their orifices in 2018. It's a night of rollicking laughs and silliness between old friends.  www.patreon.com/dumbpeopletown

Aaron Urist joins the show to discuss the story of a man arrested after biting a man while arguing about conspiracy theories... in a hot tub.

This week, Pete Holmes joins the show!  In Story 1, a man's dentures become evidence in a burglary investigation.  In a Stitcher Exclusive interview, the group discusses the challenge of tackling the comedy world on TV.  Story 2 brings us a man who tries to attack a neighbor with a stun gun and a ulu knife.  Story 3 is the tale of a woman on a scooter drinking wine from a Pringles can outside of a Walmart for hours.

This week, Corinne Fisher joins the show! Story 1 is a wild crime spree in Hoboken involving Snapple, a nail salon, bare buttocks, and Hennessy! Story 2 brings us a woman who lived with a plastic pill packet in her throat for days without realizing it. Story 3 is the tale of a Pennsylvania police department looking for drunk volunteers.

Nate Craig joins the show to discuss a fight inside an elementary school that ends in a car crash!

This week Brent Weinbach joins the show!  In Story 1: A dummy fails to rob an Arby's.  Story 2 is the tale of an illegal game of bumper cars.  Story 3 brings us a drunk man who sleeps on a dog bed with a giant dog... in the wrong home.

This week, Tim Heidecker joins the show! For Story 1, we have a Greenlee in which some folks with historical names are jailed.  Story 2 brings us a drunk woman who fights inflatable snowman.  Story 3 is the tale of a man who uses pizza as a weapon against his father.

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Mary Lynn Rajskub joins the show this week! In Story 1: A Dollar Tree candy theft that escalates quickly. Story 2 brings us a burglar who makes himself at home. And Story 3 is the tale of a fight at a holiday party after an argument about magical spells.

Alison Haislip joins the show this week!  In Story 1, a man slips down a grease vent at a Chinese restaurant.   Story 2 is the tale of a Florida wedding reception that results in a stabbing, a balcony fall, and more.  Story 3 brings us edible butthole chocolates.

DJ Douggpound joins the show to discuss the tale of automobile shenanigans when a car flies through the air and into a house!