Dumb People Town

Comedian Dean Delray stops by as Daniel describes a wife that hired a mistress to keep her husband happy, Randy explains who "Dolphin Dave" is and that he was cited for harassing a humpback whale, and Jason tells of an escaped inmate that was caught while ordering off the McDonald's dollar menu, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Skylight Calendar! As a special, limited time offer for our listeners, get $15 off your purchase of a Skylight Calendar when you go SkylightCal.com/DPT.

Comedian Dan Cummins (Trying To Get Better) stops by as Daniel explains why a man called police after finding marijuana in his food delivery, Randy unravels why a driver tried to switch places with his dog during a DUI stop, and Jason describes how a man posed as a policeman to see Megan Thee Stallion in concert, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Factor, Skylight Calendars, and DraftKings Casino! Head to FACTORMEALS.com/dpt50 and use code dpt50 to get 50% off. Get $15 off your purchase of a Skylight Calendar just go Skylight Cal.com/DPT. Download the DraftKings Casino app NOW and sign up with promo code DPT! New customers can get a deposit match up to $500 in casino credits when you deposit $5 or more!

Comedian and author Aparna Nancherla stops by as Jason explains how a man got stuck inside a public art sculpture in Edmonton, Daniel describes an SUV driving through a shopping mall, and Randy warns against arguing with your parrot while driving, and so much more!

Comedian and musician Reggie Watts stops by as Randy describes a woman that faked a kidnapping to hide that she dropped out college, Daniel explains how a tenant gets sued after his landlord's child jumped in his dryer cycle, and Jason warns about a man wielding a machete after his karaoke request is denied, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Faherty and JamesAllen.com! Head to FAHERTYBRAND.com/DPT and use code DPT at checkout for 20% off your order. Get 25% off your order when you go to JAMESALLEN.com and use code DPT!

Comedian Zach Zucker stops by as Jason describes police arresting a nude man in a school bus with a dead deer inside, Randy explains why a group of sneaker thieves stole only right-footed shoes, and Daniel warns against letting your dogs near your winning lotto tickets, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Helix and Prize Picks! Helix is offering 20% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners! Go to HelixSleep.com/DPT and use code HELIXPARTNER20.This is their best offer yet and it won’t last long! With Helix, better sleep starts now. Go to PrizePicks.com/dpt and use code DPT for a first deposit match up to $100! PrizePicks: Daily Fantasy Sports Made Easy!

Comedian, actor, podcaster Ben Roy (97.9 The Rat Race on ATC, Those Who Can't) stops by as Randy describes a Catholic school counselor that lost their job after students get crystals from witches, Daniel reports about a man who rents a billboard to trade a cheese stick, and Jason warns against wearing underwear on your face as you porch pirate, and so much more!

Comedian Nate Craig (Live At The Green Mill on ATC's YouTube page) stops by as Daniel describes how an uninvited guest causes havoc at a funeral, Randy reports on a man thrown out a McDonald's for his barefoot lifestyle, and Jason warns against driving a backhoe to the airport, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Faherty, Factor, and Draft Kings Casino! Head to FAHERTYBRAND.com/DPT and use code DPT at checkout for 20% off your order. Head to FACTORMEALS.com/dpt50 and use code dpt50 to get 50% off.  Download the Draft Kings Casino app NOW, sign up with promo code DPT, and new customers get a deposit match up to ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS in casino credits when you deposit $5 or more! 

Comedian, actress, and author Jamie Lee stops by as Jason describes an Indian official that drained a reservoir to retrieve his phone, Randy explains why a wedding venue owner pointed a gun at the bride & groom during their reception, and Daniel warns that there's a lawmaker that seeks to outlaw ghosting, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: James Allen! Get 25% off your order when you go to JAMESALLEN.com and use code DPT.

Comedian and author Gary Gulman (Misfit, available now) stops by as Daniel describes a Florida teacher is accused of biting 2 students over a jar of pickles, Jason explains how a Costco cake decorating fail went viral, and Randy advocates along with a Florida woman who proposes a Sugar Daddy/Mommy appreciation day at an unrelated board meeting, and so much more!  Thanks to our sponsor: Babbel! Get 55% off at Babbel.com/DPT. Rules and restrictions may apply.

Comedian, writer, and podcaster (The Dollop) stops by as Daniel describes how firefighters help a proposal gone wrong, Jason laments for a man whose girlfriend won't eat anything, and Randy warns against robbing your own son at knifepoint, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Faherty! Head to FAHERTYBRAND.com/DPT and use code DPT at checkout for 20% off your order.

Comedian, writer, and podcaster Mike O'Brien (Business Trips on ATC) stops by Randy warns against taking your dad's ashes on a pub crawl, Daniel describes a pickle mobile theft, and Jason explains how a Maryland license plate accidentally advertises a Filipino online casino. Thanks to our sponsor: Prize Picks! Go to PrizePicks.com/dpt and use code: DPT for a first deposit match up to $100!

Comedian and author Trae Crowder (WellRed podcast on ATC, "Round Here and Over Yonder" out now) stops by as Randy agrees with a Quebec judge that ruled that giving "the finger" is a God-given right, Jason describes a GPS mistake that took a man to the Canadian border where he was arrested for drugs & money, and Daniel explains why a Montana family says cows broke into their home, and so much more!

David Wain (The State, Wet Hot American Summer, Middle Aged Dad Jam Band) stops by as Randy explains how an exotic cat got rescued from a tree in Ohio and tested positive for cocaine, Jason warns against trying to rob a bank with a Nerf gun, and Daniel describes a runner that lost a race because his penis kept falling out, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Prize Picks, Faherty, and Helix! PrizePicks.com/dpt and use code dpt for a first deposit match up to $100! Head to FAHERTYBRAND.com/DPT and use code DPT at checkout for 20% off your order. Go to Helix Sleep.com/DPT and use code HELIXPARTNER20.

Comedian Steve Furey stops by as Daniel explains how a woman stabbed her husband after finding photos of him with another woman, who ended up being her younger self, Jason describes a drunken man at the T-Rex cafe at DisneyWorld that goes on a rampage and bites a sheriff's deputy, and Randy tells of a McDonald's customer that receives a bag of cash instead of food, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Babbel! Get started RIGHT NOW, with 55% off your Babbel subscription for our listeners. Go to Babbel.com/DPT. Rules and restrictions may apply.

Actress and podcaster Lauren Lapkus (Threedom and Newcomers) stops by as Jason describes a man barging into a home, insisting that he is a ghost, Daniel ponders why an Aussie man would use his severed finger as fishing bait, and Randy warns against being attacked by an alligator right outside your front door, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: That’s PrizePicks.com/DPT and use code DPT for a first deposit match up to $100! PrizePicks: Daily Fantasy Sports Made Easy!