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Monkey in the Cage Productions

Summary: Purveyors of gaming, geek culture, and everything in between. We produce weekly podcast episodes as well as the occasional geek-centric article on our website.

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 Useless Drivel – Comparing Swords | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 55:55

It's Friday, and your favorite Baron's of the internet airwaves are back! Join your hosts Matt, Robert, and The David this week as they discuss the awesomeness(?) that is their lives. From work and studying, to movies, bands and medieval weaponry, this podcast literally makes no sense and you are probably a bad person for listening to it and we love you. So, settle in with a nice cup of WTF and enjoy a brand new episode of Useless Drivel - A Podcast Without a Point!

 Useless Drivel – Podcast Burlesque | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 1:03:59

Well, lookie what we gave here! Just when you though our crappy little podcasthad finally kicked the bucket, BAM! We're back with a new episode. Sure, almost an entire month is a helluva gap, but we had serious adulting to do! So, join your hosts Robert, Matt, and The David as they make their triumphant return to the internet airwaves! Hold onto your virtual butts, because it's gonna get sexy up in here! It's a brand new episode of Useless Drivel - A Podcast Without a Point!

 Useless Drivel – Salchicha Grande | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 1:17:05

It's Friday, y'all, and we're here to bring you a whole new podcast! Join your hosts The David, Robert, and Matt as they talk about the things you either want to hear about or are completely sick of hearing about! From gaming and Nazi punching to giant penises and and vagina posters, we're covering the entire internet spectrum in this week's show. Plug in and tune out, because the world has done lost it's sh*t. It's a brand new episode of Useless Drivel - A Podcast Without a Point!

 Useless Drivel – Murder Mart on Vinyl | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 50:16

Today is a Friday, unlike any other Friday. One that will go down in the history books as a turning point for the entire world. What is it that could have such a resounding influence on the world, you ask? A brand new podcast episode, that's what! Join your hosts Matt, Robert, and The David as they discuss all manner of horrible alcohol, awesome music, sex pillows, and Mexican surgery! Settle in your comfiest chair, ignore the world burning down around you outside, and let your ears enjoy a brand new episode of Useless Drivel - A Podcast Without a Point!

 Useless Drivel – Movie Watcher Fail | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 54:03

ONE MORE WEEK UNTIL ARMAGEDDON!! Good thing you've chosen the best podcast on the internet to entertain yourself with on the most unluckiest of days! Join your hosts Robert, Matt, and The David as they discuss all manner of movies that they may or may not have watched and more importantly, Godzilla! Lock yourself down, make sure your end of the world bunker is fully stocked, and prepare to let us tickle the deep, wet insides of your ears because it's a brand new episode of Useless Drivel - A Podcast Without a Point!

 Useless Drivel – Butt Baby? | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 50:32

Welcome to 2017, mother truckers! That's right! We didn't disappear into oblivion with the train wreck we'd all like to forget was 2016, but what's good for us is bad for you, because you're stuck listening to our crappy podcast! Join your hosts Matt, Robert, and The David as they discuss their New Years celebrations, local dining establishments, and not a whole lot else. Prepare your ears, because we're setting the poor tone for the year in podcasting early with this one! It's a brand new episode of Useless Drivel - A Podcast Without a Point!

 Useless Drivel – Die in a Fire, 2016! | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 50:28

Well, the title of the episode pretty much says it all. We've made it to the end of 2016, somewhat the worse for wear, but will soldier on into 2017 bringing you, our handful of faithful listeners, more idiotic discussions, low-brow conversation, and the general lack of insight and fact-checking you have come to expect. From all of us to all of you, it can't get much worse, can it? Enjoy the final episode of 2016, because this year has been more of a train-wreck than this show! It's Useless Drivel - A Podcast Without a Point!

 Useless Drivel – Merry Spitemas! | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 1:03:15

Merry Christmahanakwanzica to all of you out there in internet land! Here's to making it to the home-stretch of this craptastic year! May all the coal Krampus leaves in your dirty fireplace sock be worth it's weight in gold during the 2017 nuclear apocalypse! Enjoy it while it lasts, y'all!

 Useless Drivel – Welcome to the Watchlist | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 1:12:31

After battling illness last week, the podcast is finally back, and it's more questionable than ever! Join your hosts, The David, Robert, and Matt as they discuss all manner of inappropriate friendship gifts, illicit activities, and Jessica Jones! Sit back, relax, and get ready to encrypt or wipe your brain, because you'll end up on a watchlist just by listening to a brand new episode of Useless Drivel - A Podcast Without a Point!

 Useless Drivel – Bucking Fickdag | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 41:16

We here at MITC Productions hold fast to the idea that it is not our fault that people actually listen to the horrible Useless Drivel Podcast. That being said, considering this week's episode, you only have yourself to blame. Seriously. Join your hosts Robert and Matt as they are barely able to eek out a podcast episode after the awesome world of adulting they must contend with on a daily basis. From Thanksgiving one-upmanship to Shaolin monks, this week's episode definitely falls in the category of highly questionable entertainment (for you). Be thankful you aren't paying for it, because it's Useless Drivel - A Podcast Without a Point!

 Useless Drivel – Consumer Bargain Holiday Day! | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 1:25:25

It’s Black Friday, bitches!! Murder for those sweet, sweet deals!!

 Useless Drivel - Ball Intuitive Bandit Fancy | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 1:07:43

Fridays are the best day of the week, but only because it's Useless Drivel day! Join your hosts Robert, Matt, and The David this week as they discuss the finer things in life. From Japanese programming and strip clubs to ball-tickling and Del Toro, this one has a little of everything for your twisted sensibilities. Chill out, relax, and wait for the end of the world as you listen to a brand new episode of Useless Drivel - A Podcast Without a Point!

 Episode 61 – Gaming With Friends vs. Strangers | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 1:04:02

Gaming as a hobby and the experiences it brings can swing from one end of the spectrum to the other. Be it tabletop RPGs, online gaming, or a good old-fashioned roundabout with a board game, there are always inherent pros and cons when it comes to living the gamer lifestyle (or life in general). We here at To-Ag Studios have been fortunate to have maintained a core gaming group, but what's a solitary gamer to do when a local group isn't available? Join us this week as we discuss the process of gaming with strangers and offer our insights on how both enjoy the positive experiences as well as survive the not so positive ones. So, pop those social anxiety pills, make sure your PING is decent, and definitely DON'T smell like cold-cuts and prepare yourself for a new episode of Monkey in the Cage.

 Episode 60 – How the Internet has Changed Geekdom | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 1:03:50

The world is getting smaller. We hear it so much nowadays that the statement has become totally cliché, but it's the truth. While the immediately world is getting smaller because we are all inevitably getting fatter, it's really the internet's fault... and we couldn't be happier! For those geeks out there who remember the pre-modern internet world, it wasn't always so easy to get your geek on! Join us this week as we discuss the impact that this new-fangled internet fad (it's a flash in the pan, trust us) has had on geeks and geekdom at large. Fire up that 26.6k modem, plug in that AOL free-trial CD you got in the mail, and whatever you do, don't let anyone pick up that land-line as you sit back and plug-in to a brand new episode of Monkey in the Cage!* *Now on the World Wide Web

 Episode 59 – Uncaged 5 – Breaking SUCK: Part 2 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 1:05:54

Awww yeah! It's that time again, where we here at To-Ag Studios break out of cage and talk off the cuff. Don't be fooled, we're going topicless (and maybe topless) this week. Join us as we discuss everything from crappy vampire love-stories and alien abductions to who knows what else! Brush that undead glitter off your shoulder, check yo' geek cred, and get your earholes ready for a tickling as we do whatever the hell we want on this week's episode of Monkey in the Cage.

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