2 Homos - Lesbian Podcast
Summary: Ever wonder what two Lesbians talk about when they get together? Well...wonder no more. The 2 Homos Lesbian podcast is the show with two Lesbians sitting around talking about whatever crosses our minds. We're not always politically correct, and no topic is off limits. Come spend some time and get intimate with us. We're open-minded, we speak our minds...and sometimes, for better or worse, there's no "edit" button. Enjoy the random observations of the 2 Homos Lesbian Podcast.
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- Artist: 2homos@2homos.com (Roxanne and Virginia)
- Copyright: Creative Commons 2006
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It doesn't matter how hot she is or how much you're in love with her. It doesn't matter if that man she's with is no good for her. That straight girl best friend of yours is off limits! The only thing that can come of it is to have one less friend...and an addiction to "General Hospital" that may last you the rest of your life. Of course, if she touches you first...then it's on.
There's a place where 1 out of 10 people are straight, the principal and most of the teachers at the school are Lesbians, and straight people are allowed to get married, but not divorced. The only problem is that every one of the Lesbians is an ex of everyone else's current wife, and all the kids have multiple mommies and step-mommies. It's also the new location for MTV's "Dykesey Shore".
It's a beautiful feeling to be a free-shitter. Someone that can take a dump no matter where they are. They can be on vacation, at work, at a friend's house or even out shopping. If the urge comes over them there is nothing stopping them from pinching a loaf wherever they are. Until one day when divine retribution finally comes calling...and their world is forever changed...
It's a beautiful feeling to be a free-shitter. Someone that can take a dump no matter where they are. They can be on vacation, at work, at a friend's house or even out shopping. If the urge comes over them there is nothing stopping them from pinching a loaf wherever they are. Until one day when divine retribution finally comes calling...and their world is forever changed...
There is a certain protocol to taking the red-eye when you fly at night. After going through the obligatory safety speech the flight attendants ask everyone to pull down their window shades and dim the lights so that everyone can sleep. Despite all the relevant clues...there's always bound to be some dimwit that continues to stay up chatting and laughing loudly all night long. You sit there getting more and more annoyed...until you realize that person is with you.
Just because you like plain vanilla sex, it doesn't mean that everyone is content with the same old thing night after night. Some people might actually get a thrill out of someone squatting over them in the middle of the night ready to take a hot steaming dump right on their chest. Who are you to judge?
After you've finally admitted that you do have a problem there's another often overlooked step towards getting your life back on track - that's actually wanting to do something about it. What most people don't realize is that cussing is the gateway to other bad behaviors, such as bullying people, tossing high school girls into gym lockers and flipping off old ladies in traffic.
You're an almost 60-year old lady...unmarried...attractive...wealthy...and you've just kicked your boyfriend out of the house to instead move your soulmate, best friend in...and you're not a Lesbian. Really?
This is not your grandmothers game of Bingo. There are no lucky charms, no magic troll heads or any other OCD rituals in an attempt to make the next ball be the winning one for you. Instead you have campy, biting queens, a gaggle of straight women at a bridal shower and tweaker waiters. The one thing that does remain the same, however, is that when the bill comes to the table, somehow you still wind up $40 short after everyone puts in their money.
When you really want to get some in-depth, accurate information on a subject the best person to consult is an expert. Ideally, you'll find someone that has a degree in the subject, someone that has studied it extensively or even someone that has personal experience in the matter. If for some reason you wanted to know all about penises, the last person you'd want to consult is a Lesbian, much less a Gold Star Lesbian.
Remember when you were young and your mother told you to never talk to strangers? Now that you're older...nothing's changed. That's still good advice to live by. Otherwise, you may find yourself with a 90-year old schizophrenic stalker that programmed her phone number into your cell phone calling you every night at 2:00am crying.
Dinah Shore weekend can be a life-changing experience. Twenty thousand women descend on Palm Springs for a weekend of partying by the pool, lying naked in sun and cheating on their girlfriend. Others show up to see their favorite golfers in action, but leave realizing they really like naked women with fake breasts instead.
Just because you're a big ol' Homo it doesn't mean that you can't have straight friends. Once you open your mind and get to know some straight people you'll realize they're just like us. They drive regular cars, they show up at Weight Watchers and they pick the toe fungus out of their toenails just like everyone else.
Older and more mature Lesbians have a lot of experience and knowledge to pass on to today's younger generation of LGBT youth. It's time we reached out to support the younger generations that are just coming out of the closet and are trying to find their way around in a predominantly straight world. Just remember that there are boundaries, and when we say "reach out", we don't necessarily mean that literally...pedophile.
Taking a plane anywhere today can be fraught with perils. You may get stuck on the tarmac for sixteen hours, you might get a blanket with head lice in it, you might be sitting on a seat with bedbugs or you might be sitting next to someone that brought a tuna fish sandwich on board. With all that to worry about, at least you don't have to worry about the horror of being served airplane food any longer.