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Sometimes when we are cooped up in the house a good tear jerker movie will provide us that emotional release that helps relieve tension. Maybe a good romance movie will trigger memories that were forgotten from long ago. Romantic comedies can bring a family together to laugh and bond with each other. When all else fails and you are at the end of your rope, it doesn’t make you a bad parent to plop down your overactive kids, open up a bag chips, give em a 2 liter, and put on Toy Story to give you 180 minutes of peace and quiet. But, sometimes you just get that itch. That thing that you can’t explain. It’s an emptiness that can only be filled by watching an impossibly handsome hunk of a man, clothed in camo, slamming a greasy bad guy,   face first,     down on the tines of a garden rake, while rescuing a young boy. When that happens, Extraction is the movie for you!       The movie is streaming on Netflix, and it stars Chris Hemsworth as a mercenary for hire named Tyler Rake. The first 10 minutes establish the fact that Rake is wound up tighter that Dick’s hat band, suffers from a traumatic loss, and not only does not fear death, might be looking forward to it. He accepts a job to rescue a kidnapped drug dealer’s son from a rival drug dealer. The odds, as you would expect in this type of movie, are hugely against him, but of course that does not deter him in the least. The action starts and does not stop as him and the kidnapped boy are on the run from everybody. Everybody double crosses everybody. The boy’s father sends his best man to get his son back from Rake which leads to a fantastic single-take fight scene that lasts 11 minutes and 30 seconds. The best way to describe the fight scenes in this movie is to imagine that somebody killed Thor’s dog, and he went John Wick on everybody!       The movie is a hair less than 2 hours, Rated R for Bloody violence, serious bloody violence, I have no idea what the body count is, but easily in the hundreds with a S.       This is the first movie that Sam Hargrave has directed.    He is the Marvel stunt coordinator for the Marvel movies, and it shows. The stunts are off the chain, and since he has worked with Chris Hemsworth, I’m sure that didn’t hurt either. The screenplay was written by Joe Russo, also worked on some Marvel films.       Netflix ain’t putting out no junk. This is a quality production with a big name actor and a really good cast. A year ago this could have been released into theaters and it would have had a great box office.       If you love Chris Hemsworth, and honestly how could you not, and you like an action movie that once it starts, never stops, you will love this. If you don’t I don’t know what to tell you.       My Score: a full 6Pk of canned whoop ass flavored Budweisers     

Today's Moron of the Day!   https://www.boredpanda.com/beaches-reopen-grim-reaper/   Today on Morons in the news:   You can't use stolen underwear to start the fire!    Watch out for the Grim Reaper.

Kick Off Feeding America. Beyonce Donates $6 Million. Crowded House. Morons in the News. Jim Szoke with Sports Confuse Me. Learning New Skills in Quarantine. A Landfill vs. The Dump. Bob & Sheri Quarantine Chat with Christopher Titus. Cats vs Dogs. Can You Believe This S***? Racing Towards Death. Zoom Fatigue. Holding Oprah Accountable for “Dr” Phil & Oz. Weekends During Quarantine. The OK Corral Bakery.

Today's Moron of the Day!   https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8263491/250-000-McLaren-super-car-driver-attempts-pass-flooded-roadway-washed-away.html     Today on Morons in the news:      Sorry .... Your expensive car is not a boat!   Speedy Gonzalez is on the run.....          

Bob Cancels His Trip. Citizen Salute. Zoom Meeting Etiquette. Morons in the News. Things You Wish You Knew About Yourself. Potato Chips vs Kale. Talkback Callers. You’re Suppose to Just Know These Things? Can You Believe This S***? A Raccoon Battle. Bob is Never Retiring. The Friendly Oblivious. Taken. Next of Kin.

Today's moron of the day!   https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8260193/Two-Texas-women-arrested-undercover-sting-offering-beauty-salon-services-home.html     Today on Morons in the news:    Watch what you ask for.....    Paying the price of beauty.   Watch what comes out of your mouth!   Police Cruiser joyride.

The Dangers of Raccoons. Todd & Jenn Go for a Wine and Cheese Drive. Bob’s Haircut. Morons in the News. Karthik’s America. Dad Sneakers. Check-in with Lamar. Talkback Callers. Can You Believe This S***? Bob Orders $240 Worth of Bacon. Land O Lakes Butter. The Coca-Cola Logo.

Today's Moron of the Day!   https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8259013/Bored-man-arrested-driving-Florida-beach-closed-lockdown-leading-cops-chase.html   Today on Morons in the news:    The new cereal that will get all the kids up.   Just out for a drive.. on the closed beach.   He's really bad at hide and seek.   You need to behave yourself even on Zoom conferences.    

Bacon is NOT a Vegetable! Caramia Wants the Car Keys. Protester Calls RN Fat. Morons in the News. Bob’s Moles. Keeping Up with the Joneses. Hermit Millionaire Offers Tips for Isolation. A Movie About a Husband Not Letting His Wife Work. Expressions Only Grandparents Use. Surprising Stuff People Buy in Lockdown. Can You Believe This S***? Jobs That Already Practice Social Distancing. Weevil Talk. Romantic Foods Under Quarantine. The Most Popular Google Searches. DIY Projects You’ll Love Doing.

Today's Moron of the Day!   https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2020/apr/23/caught-on-video-van-gogh-painting-stolen-in-sledgehammer-raid   Today on Morons in the news:    You won't miss these implants now.   I wanna be your sledgehammer!        

Putting a Positive Spin on Hard Times. Olivia Jade. Toddler Argues with Her Parents. Morons in the News. A Little Recognition for the Uber Drivers. Healthcare Hero Winners. The People’s Movie Critic: “The Stranger” Home Exercising with Carla.  Cathy Has Words for All of Us! Sheri Goes to the ER for Rabies Shots. Can You Believe This S***? Are You a COVIDIOT? The 5 Most Common Quarantine Dreams. Todd’s Kids.

  I am not a Netflix neophyte, but neither am I an expert. A lot of people watch seasons of TV shows on Netflix they have never seen. I watch so much network TV that I’ve seen all the shows that are on Netflix. And I’ve seen most of the movies. So Netflix wasn’t a big deal. Then they released House of Cards and that was a game changer. Now their original programming is driving the train and we are all on board. But, because I’m still big on network TV I haven’t seen all of Netflix’s shows but I’m working on it. A good friend of ours recommended The Stranger, and she was not wrong.       The Stranger is based on a novel by Harlen Coben that was originally set in New Jersey, but Netflix moved it to England because evidently British Mysteries are cooler. I don’t disagree, but along with that coolness comes that British accent, that makes everybody sound smarter, and what they are saying seem more important, but has its own set of problems. I can’t always understand what they are saying.        Two characters exchange sentences that will make everything clear with hugely dramatic consequences, and Carla goes, “Wait! What did they just say?” And I go, “I have no earthly idea.” So we stop and rewind. Which means instead of going back to right before the two sentences, we wind up 12 minutes earlier and when I try to fast forward back to where we were, I zoom past it and see something that we didn’t need to see until we understood the 2 sentences! This happened at least 3 or 4 times in each episode. It’s not like I don’t know the words they’re using, I just need more enunciation and less mumbling. This is one you need to turn the closed captioning on for.     The series stars Richard Armitage as Adam Price, an attorney that has a wife and 2 boys.  He is approached by an attractive young woman, the stranger, played by Hannah John-Kamen, and she tells him that his wife has a secret and she has been lying to him for the last 2 years. She tells him where he can find the proof and that now that he knows she is a liar he no longer has to stay with her. Then she just leaves.    When he confronts his wife she says there is more to it and that she will tell him everything, but not right now. While this is going on a decapitated animal is discovered in the middle of town. Along with that comes multiple visits from the stranger to other people, naked bodies found in the woods, a really bad cop, a really good cop, murder, embezzlement, blackmail, infidelity, and so many things that have nothing to do with each other. Or do they? How are they connected? Each episode brings more questions, but no answers. This is definitely a binge show.        There are 8 episodes, 42 minutes each. Rated TV-MA for language, including the F word.       Edge of your seat twists and turns, a lot of surprises, and a lot of British mumblings that you won’t understand, but overall a good series.       My Score: 4 Solid Budweisers

Today's Moron of the Day!   https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/virginia-teen-gets-stuck-washing-machine-during-game-hide-seek-n1189241

A Song About Teaching from Home. Our Technology. Some Good News. Morons in the News. Darrin Arriens. The Safest Place to Sit on a Plane. Post Cologne Proves Us All Wrong. Mary Has a Wildlife Experience. Jim Szoke with Sports Confuse Me. What You Can’t Wait to Wear Post Quarantine. Can You Believe This S***? Todd’s Brother is Stranded in Atlanta. Watching Old Movies on TCM. Virtual Museum Visits. Bob and His Restuarants.