Bob & Sheri

Today's Moron of the Day!   https://www.usnews.com/news/offbeat/articles/2020-05-08/cops-mcdonalds-mask-scofflaw-breaks-window-steals-panties   Today on Morons in the news:     Mission impossible wine heist!    He's no Hamburgler.. he's stealing panties.   There's  hummus among us.

Mick Jagger in Quarantine. Todd’s Adopt-A-Senior. Little Richard. Morons in the News. Karthik’s America. Rise Up New York. Mother’s Day Winners. Cleaning for Bob. Talkback Callers. Papa & Christians Favorite Toy. Morons in the News. The Descendants of Famous People in History. Finn’s Toy Box. Gifts to Send People You Can’t Visit.

Today's moron of the day....   https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2020/05/06/Escaped-emu-found-playing-in-sprinkler-one-day-later/9361588784309/?sl=6     Today on Morons in the news:    Just having some sprinkler fun.   No tackling the Stormtrooper server.                  

The Return of the Cubicle. Tater Tots & Heroic Cauliflower. Badminton in the Driveway. Morons in the News. How Some People Are Dealing with COVID-19. The Hardest Job in the U.S. The People’s Movie Critic: “Arkansas” Lamar Tries to Save His Car. Talkback Callers. Tweets About Marriage in Quarantine. Can You Believe This S***? Sheri’s Throwing a Pandemic Prom. Andy Anderson’s Amazing Life Lessons. Restaurants Turning Themselves into Drive-in Theatres. Face Masks.

    I’ve always said the R-rated comedy is tricky to pull off, but even trickier than that is the Dark Comedy. At the top of this list would be Fargo, Pulp Fiction, and Snatch. Arkansas turns out to not be anywhere close to that level. I had high expectations for this movie. Dark comedy with Vince Vaughn and John Malkovich, how can you possibly go wrong? Turns out you sorta can. Biggest problem is Liam Hemsworth as the character Kyle.  Not only doesn’t he bring anything to his role, he actually sucks out a good portion of the air in whatever room he is in. While his partner in crime, Swin, played by Clark Duke lights up every scene he’s in, but it’s not enough to offset the vacuum caused by Hemsworth.       Kyle is at the bottom of a drug dealing operation. He has no aspiration to do more than the minimum and get drunk when he wants. He teams u with Swin who is quirky from the top of his thin stringy man bun, past his wispy, barely visible mustache, down to his ridiculous, colorful Hammer pants.    The difference is where Liam Hemsworth plays Kyle as the strong, handsome silent type that doesn’t give a crap, Duke leans in to the quirkiness of Swin to the point of pride. When a girl he’s trying to pick up says “you’re just creepy”, he replies, “How do you feel about creepy? Do you like it?” He winds up getting the girl. They wind up working with Ranger Bright, played by John Malkovich, a park ranger who runs drugs for Frog, the head of the operation. Frog is played by Vince Vaughn. Another of his middle managers is played by Vivica Fox, and she is referred to by Her.       Everything is moving actually very slowly for the first 40 minutes until it finally picks up. Things start to happen and bodies start to drop and it puts Kyle and Swin on Frog’s radar. They are victims of circumstances but to Frog they are an unnecessary problem that he has to deal with.       The movie is told in parts. Each of those parts show the history of each player. Where he started and how he got to his current place in life.  It was a little weird but it worked.       The movie is 117 minutes, Rated R for violence, language, and brief nudity.       The first 40 minutes was a little boring, it picked up but never actually got going, and I wasn’t crazy about the ending. Somebody besides Liam Hemsworth may have helped. If Hemsworth had drank a cup of coffee or drank a Bang and actually done something that would have been good too.       My Score: 3 very low key Budweisers

Today's moron of the day!   https://www.kwtx.com/content/news/Police-Driver-leads-officers-on-chase-riding-Bobcat-tractor-570099181.html       Today on Morons in the news:    Don't throw your crack pipe at the police.   Call him the Bobcat bandit!   The face mask caused the getaway.   I was trying to make a U turn. https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2020/05/06/Driver-accidentally-reverses-onto-two-parked-cars-outside-Florida-bank/4411588774716/?sl=8

Mother’s Days Gift Ideas. Bob Goes Shopping. Wizardingworld.com Morons in the News. Comedian Jon Reep. Mary’s Muffin. Buyer’s Remorse. Joe Giudice Has a New Job. Can You Believe This S***? Tom Cruise and The ISS. Real Life Wedding Objectors. Eva Longoria & Hair Coloring. Guy Breaks Sponge to the Face Record. Getting Things Done During Quarantine.

Today's Moron of the Day!   https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2020/05/05/Louisiana-police-warn-of-aggressive-chicken-stalking-bank-customers/8081588690090/?sl=8     Today on Morons in the news:    Watch out for the aggressive chickens.   I had to speed to get my McMuffin   Take the money and attempt to run.   Roller blading getaway.      

Dog the Bounty Hunter’s New Fiancé. “Yesterday” The Tiger King Movie. Morons in the News. Jim Szoke with Sports Confuse Me. Sheri Gives Her Dog a Haircut. “Hollywood” on Netflix. Talkback Callers. Big Businesses Going Under. Can You Believe This S***? Bob’s Neighborhood Gathering. Jada Pinkett Smith. $525K for Golf and Dinner with Peyton Manning. Things Waiters Will No Longer Do. True Crime News.

Today's Moron of the Day!   https://rapidcityjournal.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/rapid-city-man-charged-with-vehicular-homicide-after-fatal-hit-and-run-against-pedestrian/article_22dc4188-25d2-5955-b919-54af582b2778.html       Today on Morons in the news:    Please refrain from running yourself over.   Today wasn't a full moon day!

Bugs Are Attracted to Bob. The Murder Hornet. Cinco De Mayo Recipes. Morons in the News. When You’re All Cooped Up Together. Is This the End of the Buffet? Cool King Chris… And Teachers Be Teaching. Virtual Commencement Speeches. Talkback Callers. Can You Believe This S***? Call Your Momma! Sunscreens. The First Picture of Earth from Space. The Concept of Free Time Back in the Day. Drug Cartel Business Way Down.

Today's Moron of the Day!   https://www.9news.com/article/news/crime/jefferson-county-cocaine-bank-deposit/73-8c13ee7f-65bd-4b94-86f2-d19f49dc08f1       Today on Morons in the news:    He's a real life castaway.      Do you mind if I deposit my drugs?

When Adults Can Finally Relax. Axe Body Spray. Morons in the News. Double M’s High Rise Quarantine. Healthcare Hero Winners. How Sweden is Handling COVID-19. Talkback Callers. The Bachelor 3 Hour Special. Can You Believe This S***? Bob is Not a Pig. Things You’ll Never See in Restaurants Again. Reality TV. The Casual House Nudist.

Today's Moron of the Day!   https://www.wrbl.com/top-stories/georgia-city-councilman-accused-of-stealing-beef/       Today on Morons in the news:     Drag racing the cops is a Moron move.   I have a political beef  

Nudist Communities are Growing. Miami Homicide Rate is Way Down. An SNL Bit on Grocery Shortages. Morons in the News. Feeding America. Do You Have Your Travel Bacon Ready to Go? The People’s Movie Critic: “Extraction” Great Corn Recipes. Jimmy Wayne. A Message from an ICU Nurse. Can You Believe This S***? Recreating Famous Paintings. The American Version. American Idol at Home.