Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura show

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Summary: Christina Pazsitzky & Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them. Dental updates! Dudes! Stories! Wiping!

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 675 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 5633

SPONSORS: - Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice.   JEANS UP!! On this week’s episode of Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P give an update on the mommy who cleaned Garth Brooks’ jet, discuss gift giving, recap the car accident Christina got into, and reveal that they’ve been in contact with the cool Hong Kong tailor. They watch videos of a dude explaining why guys don’t want an “alpha female,” some “Horrible or Hilarious” clips, a cool message to Enny, a batch of Christina’s TikToks, and they revisit YMH All-Star Uncle Terry!   https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

 674 - Google A.I. Engineer (Blake Lemoine) - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 8829

Welcome back to the Mommydome with Tom Segura and Christina P! This week we discuss banging your siblings' friends, a super cool Aussie being interviewed for the news and the Armie Hammer documentary.They discuss The Big Conn on Apple TV, Tom racing cars, and a British man possessed by FedSmoker harassing the neighborhood. The mommies talk about fantasy scenarios, the longest hiccup ever, and the recent passing of Queen Elizabeth. We then welcome former artificial intelligence engineer at Google, Blake Lemoine. Blake recently had a public departure from Google for claiming the artificial intelligence software, LaMDA, was becoming sentient. Blake talks about what an artificial intelligence software is, Microsoft's Tay Bot which became racist after interacting with Twitter trolls, and what could cause an AI rebellion. Blake explains why Google turned on him and how LaMDA's personality formed. We then learn Blake is a Cajun from Lafayette, Louisiana and introduce him to Unk Shine. Blake shares what it was like to be written about in newspapers, what it's like to be an employee at Google, and how racism is rampant in Silicon Valley. Blake talks about internet privacy, and then we introduce him to some Horrible or Hilarious and Christina’s insane curation of TikToks.   https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

 673 - Sam Morril - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 7002

SPONSORS: - Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. It's the most high and tight day of the Mom week! On this episode, Tom Segura and Christina P talk about the port-a-potty situation they're dealing with, Brad Pitt's cool nicknames, and meeting Gene Simmons from Kiss. We then welcome podcaster and stand up comedian, Sam Morril! Go check out his new Netflix special "Same Time Tomorrow" streaming RIGHT NOW! Sam and the mommies discuss consuming adult videos at a young age, being able to make something funny on stage, Magic Johnson's Instagram account, and all the celebrity wives that stayed with their husbands after their controversies went public. They talk about an episode of Law and Order SVU that Sam inspired, Tom reports on super cool CEO Dan Price, and Sam talks about getting attacked on stage. Tom talks about a charismatic waiter he had over the weekend who faked being Italian, we revisit some fun stuff from Kevin Samuels, and Sam talks about his new podcast "Games with Names" that he co-hosts with Julian Edelman. They trade stories about drinking when they were younger, the mommies share some of their kids latest shenanigans, we learn how some of our dating preferences make us terrible people, we learn about each state's preferences for cool videos, and we see what Unk Shine has been up to.   https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

 672 - Ari Shaffir - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 7143

Miss YMH Live 8? Rent it for 7 days at https://ymhstudios.com/rentals/   It's another week of Your Mom's House and Tom Segura and Christina P contemplate opening a McDonald's franchise to bring things full circle. We open on a super cool guy at a community town hall, Christina wonders if Tom or the staff ever tasted themselves, and we talk about how much fun YMH Live 8 was. Then the mommies reveal they took the entire staff to Cabo San Lucas after the live show and how Chris Larson absolutely TURNT up, their sweat lodge Temazcal experience, and we get a much needed dental update from the main mommies.  Then, we welcome back comedian and podcaster, Ari Shaffir! They discuss the return of Sober October with Bert Kreischer and Joe Rogan, the coolest bespoke tailor in Hong Kong, and a YMH Exclusive about an accident Garth Brooks had on his private jet. We run through some Horrible or Hilarious clips, a new hygiene trick to use in the bathroom, and take a look at some TikToks.   https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

 671 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 6231

Did you miss the greatest YMH LIVE yet?! Well don't worry you can rent it for 7-days by going to https://ymhstudios.com/rentals. Go watch it right now! Welcome back to the Mommy Dome with Tom Segura and Christina P! The mommies talk about leaving Los Angeles for good, condiments, and watch some FedSmoker vibes from a cool guy in the UK! The mommies discuss food/drinks they don't like that they think they should, what cool things Hungary is up to, and find one of the coolest tailors in Hong Kong! We then review Christina's research on Henry Cavill, deal breakers when dating 10's, and Niagara Falls. The mommies share their love for the new Jackass movie, John Meehan, and fat phobia in super hero movies. We then wrap up with taking a look at Christina's latest TikTok curations. https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

 670 - Louis C.K. - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 7233

Did you miss the biggest LIVE event of the year?! Don't worry you can still watch YMH LIVE 8 until August 28th by going to https://livestream.ymhstudios.com Phoenix, AZ! Tom will be filming his newest Netflix special from the I'm Coming Everywhere World Tour on November 4th at 9:30pm at the Celebrity Theatre! Tickets go on sale Wednesday at 10am PT! Use code TOMMY at https://tomsegura.com/tour   It's a very special episode of YMH and Tom Segura reveal to Christina P he is getting VERY into Blackjack. Then, we welcome legendary comedian and filmmaker Louis CK! We talk about the most recent movie he made "Fourth of July" that is available right now on https://LouisCK.com. Tom and Christina talk about being fans of Louis's early career, his television show Louie and how he was able to get it back from FX and put it up on his site. Louis talks about working with Pamela Adlon, growing up with his family, and dealing with Eastern European countries. They get into the art form of comedy, cancel culture and Louis's experience with going through it. Louis discusses his hour leaking after his long break and relationships. We then run Louis through some of the classic clips: garage worker, Robert Paul Champagne, Good Morning Julia, and Four Strokes Guy.    https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

 669 - Johnny Pemberton - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 5366

WE'RE BACK TONIGHT! YMH Live 8! With musical guest Danny Brown, special guest Tim Dillon and a TON of YMH Originals! Get your tickets at https://livestream.ymhstudios.com   We got Johnny Pemberton entering the Mommy-dome with Tom Segura and blow up Christina P! Tom and Johnny trade early stand up stories, discuss Robert De Niro, and workout supplements! We talk about colitis, watch some horrible or hilarious clips, and an update on some cool guys! Tom teases about a fun project he filmed with Johnny, give some tax tips, and review some of their favorite shows on Netflix.   https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

 668 - Greg Garcia - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 6610

WE'RE BACK! YMH Live 8! With musical guest Danny Brown, special guest Tim Dillon and a TON of YMH Originals! Get your tickets at https://livestream.ymhstudios.com   Welcome back to the Mommy Dome and we start off with a fan made banger about Orlando Brown's wanting to tickle you. We open with a cool guy who messes around with some officers of the court and finds out real fast why thats a bad idea and Tom talks about his recent wild dinner with Bert Kreischer. Then we welcome Greg Garcia (writer/producer of "My Name Is Earl") who's worked with the mommies in the past and is about to launch his new show on Freevee "Sprung." They talk about how awesome Joey Diaz is, look at the COOLEST bra salesman and see a neighbor getting in huge trouble over defending himself against a chicken. Greg and the mommies talk about the project they worked on and how Greg went on the Margaritaville Cruise for research.   https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

 667 - Bobby Lee & Khalyla Kuhn- Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 7295

WE'RE BACK! YMH Live 8! With musical guest Danny Brown and special guest Tim Dillon! Get your tickets at https://livestream.ymhstudios.com   JEANS UP!! This week, the Main Mommies discuss RPC’s charity, serial killers, being broke in college, and surviving the heat as a goth. Also, Christina’s keeping the goth look. They watch a shocking new video from Unk Shine, a clip of a dude’s broken arm that never healed, a cool guy with a satanic puppet, and play a round of “Drugs or Mental Illness?”   Bobby Lee and Khalyla Kuhn join Todd and Christine to discuss their recent break up, the future of TigerBelly, CP’s birthday party, life in Austin, Texas, Trash Tuesday, Bobby’s resemblance to the BTK killer, and much more! Bobby and Khalyla watch some “Horrible or Hillarious” videos, the “Ball Kick Master,” some cool mukbangs, and the classic pup play clips.   https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

 666 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 6136

Pull those jeans high and tight because it's time for spooky scary episode 666 with Tom Segura and Christina P. Christina gets back in the goth spirit and we posthumously celebrate another FedSmoker clip we've never seen before! In the spirit of the beast, we catch up with one of our favorite conspiracy dads, and we go deep into Lucifer's Lair and ask for forgiveness from Robert Paul Champagne himself! We then get into some fun brown talk, and follow up on the eye exorcist on his views on oral for this spooky episode! We then review some cool clips from someone who identifies as a tooth emoji, the halo voice over announcer, and talk about hot celebrities like Alec Baldwin, Henry Cavill, Chris Hemsworth and Margot Robbie. We then get into a very cool curation of Christina's latest TikToks.   https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

 665 - Andrew Schulz- Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 5985

Welcome back to the Mommy-Dome! Tom Segura and Christina P are back in Los Angeles and reminisce about past studio sets and deals that never happened. We watch a cool guy at a gas station who's looking for girls, Senator Josh Hawley's confrontation during a reproductive rights hearing, and Garth crying over loving his fans... Is G an R? Then we welcome comedian and podcaster, Andrew Schulz! Go to https://theandrewschulz.com/ to check out his brand new special! Andrew and the mommies talk about YouTube VS Netflix specials, Andrew's recipe for conquering the internet, and Andrew "Cobra" Tate. We talk about what made Andrew self release his comedy special, Ted Bundy, Garth Brooks, and the triumphant return of the popular YMH game: Tom or Black! https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

 664 - Andrew Santino - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 5685

No, this isn't an old episode, we're just in LA "tryin' it out" for the summer. Andrew Santino joins Tom Segura for this episode of YMH, and Christina stays awfully quiet. They discuss living in Los Angeles, college athletes and coaches, Bhad Bhabie’s OnlyFans, Andrew’s dirt bike accident, Ari Shaffir’s new special, their worst subjects in school, working with Bobby Lee on Bad Friends, and more! They also watch videos of a cool chick explaining “ATM etiquette,” a dude that reminds them of Kevin Samuels, a guy struggling to give away WNBA tickets, and some “Horrible or Hilarious” clips. https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

 663 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 5826

THE GLOVE IS BACK!! On this week’s YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian, sucking at math, CP’s stepfather’s schemes, the new season of “Love on the Spectrum,” and Christina’s most recent Pazsitzky Effect. They watch another video of the cool weight loss coach, a dude explaining about he sues every company he works for, some “Horrible or Hilarious” videos, a new clip of Fedsmoker at a city council meeting, an altercation involving a door to door salesman, and an update from the “Machines Within” guy Cutter the Killer Clown. ttps://tomsegura.com/tour  https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates  https://store.ymhstudios.com/  https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

 662 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 6213

Tom Segura and Christina P welcome you back to the Mommy Dome! We talk about not recognizing Luke Bryan, a cool girl that teaches you how to manipulate men, and Nadav gets scolded for more mistakes! The main mommies discuss Top Gun, Christina getting non stop compliments on her pants, working casino gigs, and the grief cruise they're going to take. Then we watch some Horrible or Hilarious clips involving lions, bike tricks, dance battles and cowboys. We talk about browning abroad, disgusting pig habits, Gene Smart bringing the cringe, and kiss greetings in different cultures. https://tomsegura.com/tour  https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates  https://store.ymhstudios.com/  https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

 661 - Frankie Quinones - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 7750

STOP EATING FATTY!! On this week’s episode of YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P realize that a portrait of YMH All-Star Robert Paul Champagne is missing from the Cool Guy Wall of Fame. This prompts them to revisit some of RPC’s classic clips. They also watch Michael Bisping touch a camera through the fence, revisit Garth’s very weird Ukraine video, and check out a girl that peels fruit with her teeth.   The Main Mommies are then joined by “Cholo Fit” Creeper. They discuss how Cholo Fit started, LA cholos, vasectomies, how to find motivation, and the fact that cholos are actually romantic. Jean and Jean run Creeper through all of the classic cholo clips including the Gangbangers in Syria and some of Christina’s chola ’Toks.   Frankie Quiñones is a stand-up comedian, actor and creator. He joins Todd and Christine to chat about Cheech and Chong, weed culture, the similarities between goths and cholas, and more. They then watch some of Christina’s TikTok curations, as well as a cool video of a lion trainer being mauled by his big cat. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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