Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura show

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Summary: Christina Pazsitzky & Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them. Dental updates! Dudes! Stories! Wiping!

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 Raising The Stakes | Your Mom's House Ep. 705 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 7059

SPONSORS: -Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. Tom Segura and Christina P. Would like to cordially invite you back to the Mommy Dome! What age range is appropriate to date? We open with a clip of a cool guy who got beat up by a girl, Christina continues to learn about the animal kingdom, we dive deeper into Enny and Ryan basketball game AND Enny seems to have cracked Tom’s color coding system for his soundboard! We get an update on ol’ Sh!t Eyes aka Blind Bob, continue our MASSIVE campaign to send Tom to space, and we reinforce that absolutely everyone you know will die at some point. How neat! https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

 Dating Apps w/ Jay Larson | Your Mom's House Ep. 704 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 6992

PULL YOUR JEANS UP!! On this week’s episode of Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss Tom’s plan to come in space, the possibility of another basketball game between two YMH staffers, and Tom’s new favorite activity: farting in front of and winking at Nadav. They watch some “Barista I Love You” videos sent in from friends of the show, as well as an update from the Dating Advice Cool Guy on “narcissistic game.” Comedian Jay Larson joins the Main Mommies to discuss his new special, “Sounds Like Bruce,” life as a dad, dating in the modern age, Vespas, and much more! Tim and Crystal introduce Jay to Blind Bob, teach him about narcissistic game, and show his some of Christina’s TikTok curations. https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

 Is YMH Garbage? w/ H. Foley & Kevin Ryan | Your Mom's House Ep. 703 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 7202

Get tickets to see the AYG guys at https://areyougarbage.com We are updating our channel memberships! You now get more content for the same low prices! Become a member today by clicking the join button above or going here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYIgiXwJck_Pb5Nj-wIrsqg/join Welcome back to the Mommy Dome with Tom Segura and Christina P! We open with a clip of our favorite drunk guy, we talk about how hard it is to be a drunk, drugs, NASCAR and Joe Rogan's new Austin comedy club The Comedy Mothership. We revisit Blind Bob, watch Dr. Now yell at some big patients, talk about one of the pickiest eaters they've encountered, and share stories of their wild kids. Then, we welcome comedians and co-hosts of the podcast Are You Garbage, H. Foley and Kevin Ryan! We talk wash cloths, hygiene, introduce the guys to Blind Bob and give Christina a pop quiz on Cheetahs and Leopards. They talk about garbage food tendencies, garbage education and review Christina's TikTok curations. https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

 Bathroom Stunts w/ Ryan Sickler | Your Mom's House Ep. 702 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 7045

Go watch Ryan Sickler's special "Lefty's Son" on YouTube RIGHT now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXGHgyr2MNA SPONSORS: - Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. Pull those jeans all the way over your head, because Tom Segura is coming everywhere and it might get on you. We check in on Unk Shine, follow up on coming with your dad, Lady Gaga and watch another batch of "Barista, I Love You" videos. We then welcome podcaster, standup comedian and oldschool YMH favorite, Ryan Sickler! He tells us about his recent medical flare up, we introduce him to Blind Bob, we have some brown talk, and take a look at a WILD batch of horrible or hilarious clips. Ryan Sickler brings a wash cloth to the table, we watch a WILD Chiro video, we follow up on the TikTok with the cool nose ring, review more tramp stamps, and Christina’s TikTok curations. https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

 Coming In Space | Your Mom's House Ep. 701 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 6026

SPONSORS: -Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. Welcome back to your favorite mothers’ house with Tom Segura and Christina P! Nadav is back from gambling rehab, we find the coolest blind guy, Tom reports on a murder that’s fun for the whole family, and we recap the incredible basketball game between Tom and Erie weatherman David Wolter. Tim tries to compliment Christine, Tom stands with Hilaria Baldwin, Christina makes a worrying discovery about herself and figure out the difference between cheetahs and leopards. We find out about a cool girl who’s REALLY into aircrafts, we revisit was cloths, and we investigate the questions about space that no one is asking. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

 When A.I. Strikes Back w/ Brian Simpson | Your Mom's House Ep. 700 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 6008

Welcome back to the mommydome with Tom Segura and Christina P! What bodily functions are you ok with in the shower? Where are you ok with taking a Big D? The mommies are asking the right questions. And because it's episode 700, the main mommies review some of their favorite clips from the last 100 episodes. We then welcome comedian and podcaster Brian Simpson! We talk about robot dogs, fighter jets and why Brian apologizes to his Google Home. They talk about the enigma that is Bert Kreischer, fitness, and how Remi Bader wasn't allowed on a horse on a ranch. We review more terrible lower back tattoos, and ho's at work. See Brian live in your town at https://www.briansimpsoncomedy.com/ https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

 Grossed Out | Your Mom's House Ep. 699 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 6326

SPONSORS: -Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. Mommies only this week in the mommy-dome with Tom Segura and Christina P. We talk about a fun box of DVD's Tom had, false advertising, and big D problems. Would you rather be 400 lbs or have your spouse be 400 lbs? The fans weigh in! Christina surprises Tom with a disgusting booger confession from Ali Macofsky and Christina asks Tom maybe the coolest question of all time. They discuss sharing tapes with your dad, where the most loads get spilled, some of the worst tattoos you've EVER seen, and Dhar Mann's actors protesting. Christina argues a bold defense strategy for Leonardo DiCaprio, they discuss Jonah Hill's Netflix documentary "Stutz," and we follow up on the roommate from hell. We watch a super cool Chiro adjustment, see more mommies telling their baristas they love them, Starbucks, TikToks and Nature is Metal. https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

 North Korea Tourism w/ Duncan Trussell | Your Mom's House Ep. 698 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 5145

Welcome back to the Mommy Dome with tom Segura and Christina P! Tom addresses the rumors about his DSL’s, the general behavior of dudes, Jamie Lee Curtis and where Nadav has been. The mommies review more of the worst tramp stamps the fans submitted and the new Netflix show “My Lover, My Killer.” We then welcome comedian and podcaster Duncan Trussell! They talk about their end of life plans, banging in MRI machines, and burping in space, and death ceremonies. The mommies show Duncan some horrible or hilarious clips, cool people promoting the Philippines and North Korea. Tom talks about meeting Jason Mamoa, we see a roommate from hell, how Duncan got into the Comedy Store, and a cool guy that gives tips to dudes on how to pick up women. https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

 Trailer Trash Tammy w/ Chelcie Lynn | Your Mom's House Ep. 697 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 6419

JEANS UP!! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss why you can’t burp in space, Tom’s experience at the Daytona 500, Instagram models, and gives an update on his basketball game against Erie, PA weatherman David Wolter. They watch videos of a dude explaining how to clean up before a girl comes over, and some listener-submitted videos of saying “I love you” at drive thrus. Chelcie Lynn joins the Main Mommies to discuss creating her character Trailer Trash Tammy, her upbringing in Oklahoma, Hilaria Baldwin, farts, the music Tim and Christine play for their kids, sleeping masks, Pazsitzky Effects, and much more! They wrap up by watching a batch a CP’s TikTok curations.   https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

 You're Fired! w/ Matt Fulchiron | Your Mom's House Ep. 696 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 5742

Sponsors: -Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. Unfortunately, Christina P is no longer with us, but Matt Fulchiron joins Tom Segura in her place. Matt and Tom discuss marriage and religion, share some of their wildest stories about confrontations, discuss the time Matt worked for Tom, as well as the time that Matt accidentally hooked up with a prostitute. They watch videos of a heated confrontation between a grown man and some teenagers, a freakout in an appliance store, Elton John going off on one of his audio techs, a “sissy” Cool Guy, and an update from Erie weatherman David Wolter. https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

 Valentine's Day Sucks! | Your Mom's House Ep. 695 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 5417

HAPPY VALENTIME’S DAY!! On this week’s episode of YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P give their best advice for surviving Valentine’ Day, Tom responds to some listeners about where he actually came on his tour, the mommies give an update on their eye mask revelation, they take a look at some tramp stamps that give Christina a run for her money, and they discuss one of Top Dog’s truest loves: t*ts. They watch a cool update video from Unk Shine, whose camera is, of course, not facing the right way, and a girl showing off some awesome farts! https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

 Gnarly Skate Stories w/ Tony Hawk & Jason Ellis | Your Mom's House Ep. 694 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 6669

SPONSORS: -Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. TOM’S COMING EVERYWHERE!! Well, not quite everywhere… This week, Tom reveals where he has come, the Main Mommies debate whether you should sleep with an eye mask, they get an update from Erie weatherman David Wolter, discuss a super cool “Would You Rather” question, and get a final verdict on Burpgate from the expert himself: Dr. Drew. Tony Hawk and Jason Ellis are pro-skateboarders and hosts of the “Hawk vs. Wolf” podcast. They join Tim and Crystal to discuss their worst skateboarding injuries, Tony’s first ever 900, Tom’s surfing skills, terrible tattoos, their craziest sex stories, Ellismania, and they watch some “Horrible or Hilarious” videos. https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

 Dating Old People w/ Brian Redban | Your Mom's House Ep.693 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 6109

SPONSORS: - Head to https://policygenius.com to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save. Pull your jeans all the way over your head this week with Tim and Kirstin! Christina announces to her first brown ever at the studio, he recently getting over vomit, and no one enjoys sneezes more than Tom. We have a cool guy opening clip, a cool Florida realtor, and Tom and Christina have started playing the pushing game again. Then, we see which mommy has nastier flossing habits. We then welcome comedian and godfather of podcasting, Brian Redban from the Joe Rogan Experience and Kill Tony! They talk about the early days of podcasting, supplementing with Testosterone, and hooking up with old people. We discuss some special people, getting cosmetic work done, Sex and The City, a cool double jointed girl, and Ari Shaffir’s very weird body. We revisit the cool guy that hates dating women in America, breastfeeding, and Christina’s latest TikTok curations. https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

 The Best Sex Life w/ Andrew Santino | Your Mom's House Ep.692 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 6255

Watch Andrew Santino’s Standup Comedy Special “Cheeseburger” streaming now on Netflix!   SPONSORS: - Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. - Grab your Liquid I.V. in bulk nationwide at Costco or you can get 20% off when you go to http://LiquidIV.com and use code HOUSE at checkout   Welcome back to the Mommy Dome with Tom Segura and Christina P and we are still recovering from Charo’s recent visit. We watch some clips about pronouns/gender, discuss #BurpGate, and Tom announces David Wolter the Eerie weatherman has accepted his basketball challenge.   We then welcome comedian, podcaster and actor, Andrew Santino! Go watch his special “Cheeseburger” on Netflix now! They talk about weird fan interactions, working with Bobby Lee, we watch a clip of a cool girl going over her sex stats for the year, discuss Prince Harry getting frostbite on his Cory and having sex abroad. The Mommies introduce Santino to Sam’s Tailor, watch a girl on TikTok who apparently didn’t kill her brother, and review Christina’s latest TikTok curations.    https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

 Torturing Tom's Mom w/ Charo | Your Mom's House Ep.691 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 7146

Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by Tom’s mom, Charo, this week! They discuss their recent trip to Hawaii, their feelings about Tom’s beard trim, and Charo’s famous fart! Tim and Christine also debate who burped first on a recent episode. Charo and The Main Mommies also get into a heated debate about a necklace that was gifted to Charo, and bring Tom’s sister, Jane, to settle it. They watch a cool puke clip, some Horrible or Hilarious videos, an update from their favorite drunk cool guy, and much more!   https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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