Moviesucktastic
Summary: Our front lines start at the ticket booth, and our trenches have stadium seating. We spend our mornings picking the jagged shrapnel of fractured plot lines out of our battle-scarred minds. Sure, we could watch good movies. But where's the fun in that? We are grown men with passionate opinions regarding the often adult-themed films we discuss, and are occasionally prone to using bad, naughty, or otherwise unwholesome words. You have been warned.
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- Artist: Joey Guida & Scott Wilson
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Podcasts:
The third dimension is TERROR! We review the abominable Jaws 3D. Essentially a 99 minute commercial for SeaWorld but in a very bad way. Join us for 3D fun and antics!
Caveman is the next flick on our operating table. The problem is the plot is razor thin and the entire film is in Caveman talk. Still fun all these years later? Find out.
The Adventures of Stella Star or more popularly known as StarCrash is the movie challenge this week. So many things wrong, so much logic thrown out the window. Special Guest Chris Byczkiewicz (an expert on the film) steals the show and won't shut up.
Wing Commander is given entirely more review time than it deserves. What can we say, we're thorough. Also, we discuss the top ten most downloaded episodes EVER for MST and we reveal next week's movie challenge.
Moon Nazis! In this episode we review Iron Sky and talk about our top ten most downloaded episodes for February. We also give props to our all time most downloaded episode ever. Oh and Ogre-load.
The 85th Academy Awards live with Scott and Joey. In a rare occurrence we record a show while in the same room all while streaming the Oscars live! We left the liquor at the bar this time but kept the snide remarks. Listen in!
Life of Pi Director Ang Lee produces a visual masterpiece by some a boring been done before 3D gimmick by Scott and Joey. Although we didn't hate the film we definitely have our issues with it. Listen in and find out!
In our special 100th milestone episode Scott and Joey have absolutely nothing special planned. That's right...we just review two Oscar noms Les Miserables and Argo.
Django! Django! Scott and Joey review the new Tarantino film Django Unchained. Nearly a perfect film and one of his best. Scott also gives a mini review of Paranormal Activity 4.
Wes Anderson and Tyler Durden stop by and help review The Hobbit An Unexpected Journey. We go around the table round robin style. We also cover this year's Oscar Nominations for 2012.
3Diculous! There is definitely no shortage of 3D movies in 2013. So much even, that we go above and beyond for our annual show this year.
January Film Release Preview! Tune in and get psyched to ring in the new year with the worst that Hollywood has to offer!
Your special friends Joey and Scott celebrate the yuletide season by reviewing the latest horror film remake to hit the big screen, Silent Night, the remake of the classic controversial holiday slasher flick Silent Night, Deadly Night. Merry Christmas.
Strap on your tool belt, grab your lunchbox full of dead sister, dose up on mushrooms, and begin your electronic vision quest with two of the longest, most expensive Nintendo game commercials in history, Super Mario Bros. and The Wizard!
Joey and Scott return after a brief medical hiatus to tackle the enigma that is Tom Cruise, in the film that is Knight and Day. All you Cruise fanatics can rinse and spit with this one; it's smiles and sunglasses all the way!
