Moviesucktastic
Summary: Our front lines start at the ticket booth, and our trenches have stadium seating. We spend our mornings picking the jagged shrapnel of fractured plot lines out of our battle-scarred minds. Sure, we could watch good movies. But where's the fun in that? We are grown men with passionate opinions regarding the often adult-themed films we discuss, and are occasionally prone to using bad, naughty, or otherwise unwholesome words. You have been warned.
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- Artist: Joey Guida & Scott Wilson
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Man, these guys really hate Ti West.
When garbage from the planet Pluton is sent off course to Earth an alien pet with an insatiable appetite comes along with it. It ends up coming through the Putterman's new satellite dish and hilarity (and death) ensues.
Patrick is nearly dead and still he kills! When Patrick kills his mother and her lover he falls in a coma. He falls in love with his private nurse and tries to kill everyone in his path using psychokinesis to be with her.
When Kirk Douglas's supernatural son is kidnapped by the government, he sets himself on a hell bent mission to get him back anyway he can. Even if it means taking hostages, stealing cars and getting innocent people killed.
You let a woman beat ya! Scott and Joey review the gritty classic Gloria from 1980 and its ugly sister remade in 1999. We break down each film side by side and talk strengths and weaknesses. Although Gloria from 1999 is just...weak.
In "One For The Money" Stephanie Plum is looking for a big payday if she can bring in felon Joe Morelli. If that isn't simple enough for you don't worry, there's plenty of voice over to help along the film.
V.I. Warshawski: She's as sexy as she is smart! When VI's 10 minute boyfriend drops off his daughter and he turns up dead, the real fun begins! Also, a long overdue cinematic confession from Scott!
When a scientist is killed in Pinsky's (Benson) cab, everyone is after him from the Russians, to the FBI to...Bud Cort. They're all after the scientist's monkey, who has memorized a formula for turning trash into plutonium. Yeah, I just said that.
Sunny beaches, roller discos, making out on dumpsters, humorous sexual assault, strange fruit trucks... Welcome to the wonderful world of Roller Boogie!
Set in a post-apocalyptic future where a group of roller-skating lacrosse players imprisoned in a fascist orphanage (complete with roller rink) escape on well-paved desert roads to help a glowing ball restore the planet's water supply. No, really.
Fatal Beauty is a dangerous new drug on the streets and only Whoopi Goldberg can stop it! With a supposed deleted sex scene, bad dialog and terrible gags this is one you won't want to miss. Trucks don't bleed.
The Wild Life is this week's film. Is it too much like Fast Times? (both films penned by Cameron Crowe) Also, Scott rethinks romantic comedies into suspense thrillers. It's casual!
Wolverines! Our first endeavour into the new remake challenge is Red Dawn (1984 and 2012). Also, we bring back the Name That Movie Challenge game from last week!
It's a cross between the $100,000 Pyramid and Name That Tune. Scott and Joey have been tooling around new ideas for the show and here's a taste of what's to come. We hope you have as much fun listening as we did playing.
Jets, army base brats, homosexual overtones and Lou Gossett! That's right, we're talking Iron Eagle! Drop the Wall of Fire and tune in!
