Bad Melons Comedy Podcast
Summary: This isn't your grandpa's talk radio show. Bad Melons is a free comedy podcast hosted by highly educated professionals that find the ridiculous in what is going on in today's world. We shit on everything from stupid fads to stupid idiots. Our goal is to entertain you and if that means hurting other peoples feelings, then we will do it. Not everyone can listen to music all day long. So if you want entertainment that makes you think for yourself, we've got it. If you don't have a loose sense of humor and are easily offended then this may be your cup of vinegar. Bad Melons is your escape from the politically correct media.
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Super entertaining show. One of the best shows ever. Talk about how Cardinals lost and were never going to black out the broadcast. Man kills girl friend for giving him HIV. We argue about blow jobs. Is anal sex gross? How to get a girl friend.
What kind of punishment should the guy that started the California fires get? Parents pull kids out of class because of Obama speech. Duggar's family oldest son didn't kiss till he was married. 16 yr old blows 3 million dollars in 3 years. Most of it on coke. Dad kicks son's ass for wearing rival gang colors.
Jenkins gets confused for a celebrity murderer. Nurses have sex with convicted rapist in hospital's mental ward. Rapist has major game. Female teacher pays 15 yr old student $1,500 for sex. I talk about how I pimped my teachers in high school. Women has 2 vagina's and has period for 21 days a month. Miss Universe is a good pick. Man gets naked and jumps on cars in a gas station parking lot. Midgets want to ban the word midget. Fat guy goes off on haters.
I can't get a word in. Co-hosts admit they are anti-America! Mr. jones dodges a dodge ram accident and blind date. Super racial issues get discussed. No disagreements get resolved. Is Megan Fox hot or a tom boy? Vodka tampons destroy vaginas. Who's fault is it for anal sex? Beer pong in the ass, wtf? 15 yr old pimp, pimps teachers. I get dissed by a mom.
This episode was a blast. We go through how America needs to chill out on Michael Vick. He paid the debt to society. Kid brings gun to school to shootprincipal for A's and longer recess. Guy has sex with a horse and gets caught TWICE. Guy fakes retardation so that a dumb girl can wipe his ass and pays her $600 a week.Fat guy sneaks handgun in jail by hiding it in his fatness. Retard death match at the end.
Action packed episode. Brian Foster, J Lo, and S Grant on tonights show. Talk about the fetish Japanese porn magazine Brian got me when he was in an airport in Japan. We explore how ridiculously hairy their c***s are. Guy blames downloading kitty porn on his cat. Billy Mays is a coke head. Stupid College grads. Game nerd turn demon after mom deletes World of Warcraft account. Funny bullshit at the end.
Great show with Brian Foster, Nathan Black, and Terror Boy. We talked about their trip tubing down the salt river and girls flashing their titties. Rip on a girl who fell in a man hole while texting. Go on about the Askmen.com 2009 survey. Getting strip search by doctors. Terror Boy raps.
This was the end result of waiting for a Thaiwanese girl to do the show for 9 hours at 3:30am and leaving 20 mins into it, abruptly. I try to get into her fake white last name. Then we get into the faggot who keyed my car. Non-stop callers. Brian pays more attention to the girl then the show. They walk out and I lose my shit.
Our first show couldn't have gone any better. We go over the review of the transformers movie from The Amazing Atheist. Then try to go over the ridiculous review from Harry Allen at All Hip Hop.com about the transformers movies and its plot to deceive all black people, but Jimmy and Brian completely lose interest and start dicking around with each other. I talk about my trip to New York City and how I found a gun store in the airport.
