Bad Melons Comedy Podcast show

Bad Melons Comedy Podcast

Summary: This isn't your grandpa's talk radio show. Bad Melons is a free comedy podcast hosted by highly educated professionals that find the ridiculous in what is going on in today's world. We shit on everything from stupid fads to stupid idiots. Our goal is to entertain you and if that means hurting other peoples feelings, then we will do it. Not everyone can listen to music all day long. So if you want entertainment that makes you think for yourself, we've got it. If you don't have a loose sense of humor and are easily offended then this may be your cup of vinegar. Bad Melons is your escape from the politically correct media.

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Podcasts:

 Podcast 22: Cheating Stephenie | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 1:17:30

Honestly don’t know what happened. I think we decided it was a good idea at one point to start a motorcycle indoors.

 Podcast 21: I Heart Kesha | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 1:04:00

Ke$ha’s new single will not be a hit, but she is a hot mess. We talk about our babe of the month. Shitty facebook friends who comment on stupid status updates. Leeroy Jenkins goes to prison for 15+ years. The iPad sucks giant sharp edged cubes. Gay superbowl commercial is gay but not in the homo way. Strip clubs are so, so stupid.

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 Podcast 20: Parkour on Acid | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 1:07:50

We try to get into how the Babes of the Month photo shoot in Payson will be a disaster. But then somehow start talking about Sam’s and Danny’s fun trip running through the woods in Payson. Sam gets visibly offend when asked if his dad is a jew, when mentioned he lived in a gated community.

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 Podcast 18: New Boob for Old Men | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 1:06:13

Back for the New Year funny as ever. Demingo joins us. Also how old her boyfriend is. How do you get a girl like her. We find out she doesn’t like guys that are pussies but enjoys eating out the peach. Subscribe on iTunes! Audio in the video goes out half way through but comes back after a couple minutes. The audio version is 100%, so listen to that so you don’t miss a word. What a douche. I meant to say facebook.com/badmelons at the end of the show.

 Podcast 17: Dopediction | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 1:48:49

$115 for an event and still getting bombarded with ads? WTF? Facebook party picture photoshop fakes. Dustin talks about his whole drug ordeal and how he dealt with it. We start a website called dopedick.com to help heroin addicts get over dope dick. Which leads to other business ventures.

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 Podcast 16: Pageant Tapes | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 1:10:53

Carrie Prejean has a solo sex tape. It was a mother and daughter viewing party. Apparently there are 40 of these tapes. Chimp women looks horrifying. 2012 movie looks terrible. COD 6 airport level kind of weird. The drama begins.

 Podcast 15: Fagikaze | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 1:11:10

Gays get AIDS on purpose? I think I might have H1N1. Hot cheerleader turns retard after taking flu shot. But when she runs she becomes normal again. Three new comedian to the show. Danny explain his dad's dream. And a lot more, we filled up a 1.25 hours of great content.

 Podcast 14: Halloween Special 2009 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 1:31:10

We have a zombie and fortune teller expert call in. Fred tells us how to avoid and fight zombies. Fred also tells us when is it safe to teabag zombies and how to out run them. We then talk to a fortune teller about fortune telling. We get into the ins and outs of all life's secrets.

 Podcast 13: Too Fat to Ride | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 1:39:25

I witnessed a fat lady denied a roller coaster ride. We go off the grid for most of the show. A bit too racial.

 Podcast 12: Holy Water Flame Thrower | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 1:08:57

Paranormal Activity was not that scary, but I couldn’t sleep for days. How to fight demons? Balloon boy was a hoax. Balloon boy’s dad busted on the hoax. David Letterman pretty cool guy. Links: Removing Bot Flies Ballon Boy Slips Up Ballon Boy’s dad gets defensive

 Podcast 11: IHOP Diet | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 1:21:15

My trip to Lubbock, TX. My horrible service at IHOP. The new TV series Cougar Town and will fat divorced women now be prowling the streets. Is the part time Muslim model hot? AnthoKills has a mishap with the girlfriend. Should he still be with her?

 Podcast 10: Sexy Oprah | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 1:06:47

Smoking weed contraptions. Why do people hate on oprah. 15 yr old shoots his penis off. It’s all fun and games till someone gets drunk. Wait wait wai wa w…

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