We Assume It Was A Dispute Over Tea

Summary: Kelly and Tom kick off their coverage of <em>Parade’s End</em> (aka “The Batch Witch Project”) in the usual fashion: critiquing Murray’s mustache! Though the jury is still out on what they think of the series after one episode, they amuse themselves by making up nicknames for Benedict Cumberbatch, declaring that Sylvia is Scarlett Johansson if Scarlett Johansson had a personality, blaming all bad sex decisions on France, identifying a stone-deaf fox, and discussing the pallor of self-abuse. Kelly thinks the creepy tree would have sent her screaming into the night, Tom reveals Batman’s true origin, and they both wax nostalgic for “your precious mother.”<br><hr><p style="color:grey;font-size:0.75em;"> See <a style="color:grey;" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" href="https://acast.com/privacy">acast.com/privacy</a> for privacy and opt-out information.</p>