Stellar Firma

Episode 30 Logic and Line Managers CLIENT - Sales Review ALERT - NO SALES LINE MANAGER LOCATED FOR CITIZEN EMPLOYEE T. GEISMAN (ID 362884) AND BIO FACSIMILE DAVID 7 (ID 95847335). ASSESSING HUMAN RESOURCE DISTRIBUTION…PROMOTION APPROVED, REROUTING LINE MANAGER. Content warning for: - Comedic violence - Emotional abuse - Alcoholism Special thanks to this week's Patrons: Jay Grace, Lena, Noj Strebor, handlebarlan, Green-nosed Mule, Charles Lambing, anajinn, Justine Silving, Zach Hoffman, Potato, Nikki Bee, Kayleigh Banyard, Jessica Witt, Geo, Maria, Laura Toh, Bethany King, Birdy Nelson, Patricia Keith & Hall of Mirrors Artworks. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Lowri Ann Davies and Katie Seaton Executive Producer Alexander J Newall Performances: I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris David 7: Ben Meredith Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Editing: Alexander J Newall and David Devereux Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan Featured SFX by previously credited artists via freesound.org. Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Join our community: WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/ TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/ DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Episode 29 Commerce and Candy CLIENT - Fugatissiman and/or Archexianniam The client(s) is/are interested in a birthday party planet for their niece, Rosie Nix (they are turning 6). Suggested sales tactics: by decree of Trexel the Mighty, exploit work/life unbalance, withhold things wanted, upselling. Content Warning for: - Comedic violence - Emotional Abuse - Alcoholism Special thanks to Molly & Emily for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Spooooky, Kate Talbot, Lisa K., Jari Thorup Palo, Lou Harrison, Elliot, Claudia Howard, Amanda Lord, Sarah Cavanagh, Jessica Freeman, Freshcat, dog, Elizabeth Kalbacher, Aine Morgan, Corvin J Lyn, Kit, Cody Wolfe, Iris Lazuli, Sparr, Carrie LeClair If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Lowri Ann Davies Executive Producer Alexander J Newall Performances: I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris David 7: Ben Meredith Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Editing: Alexander J Newall and David Devereux Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan Featured SFX: Previously credited artists via freesound.org. Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Join our community: WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/ TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/ DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Mandatory Winter Holiday Client Communiqué Incoming Message from Line Manager Hartro Piltz... Message reads: “So help me Trexel, if you don’t do this board forsaken message I will personally see to it that you spend the next year picking my toenails out of your soft pallet! RECORD A MESSAGE FOR YOUR CLIENTS!” Response from Consultant Trexel Geistman; *ERROR* MESSAGE UNREADABLE, APPEARS TO BE COMPRISED OF WAILING AND GNASHING OF TEETH … … … Audio attachment received from Consultant Trexel Geistman with following notation: “Take your flesh and be gone incalcitrant star devil!” Special thanks to this week's Patrons: Z Perkins, Evaschia, Robert Groom, Aysha U. Farah, Niamh Hemingway, Khyle, Joshua Grohman, Rachel Oney, Malcom Snipes, Alex Haidinyak, Michelle LaTorre, Oscar Marlowe, Glory Duda, Joe Smith, Alex Freeman, Cait May, Xanthe Bouma, Paul McHugh, Ciara McCabe, & January Garcia If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Lowri Ann Davies Executive Producer Alexander J Newall Performances: I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris David 7: Ben Meredith Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Editing: Alexander J Newall and David Devereux Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan Featured SFX: previously credited artists via freesound.org. Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Join our community: WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/ TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/ DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Episode 28 Deities and Determination CLIENT - Kaliah Tallett  Client is interested in a shrine to their mouse god. Suggested sales tactics: shouting, religious deception, surprise, platinum mouse guardians, Kicking Tithe.   Content Warning for: - Comedic violence - Emotional abuse - Alcoholism Special thanks to Marcela Garcia for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Samuel Borrello, Edison Potter, Jedediah G Schmidt, David Cothron, Julianna, Amalia, Jessica Salter, Ellie Smith, Adrian Clarke, Mara Wilson, Kaleigh Albright, Sarah Harrison, Manda McIlroy, Malin, Christian Dokken, K S, Bert!, Alex May, Mike Massiah, Jessica Grace. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill. Additional thanks to Cassidy for translation assistance. Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Lowri Ann Davies Executive Producer Alexander J Newall Performances: I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris David 7: Ben Meredith Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Editing: Alexander J Newall and David Devereux Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan Featured SFX: caculo, joedeshon & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Join our community: WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/ TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/ DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Episode 27 Sales and Schooling CLIENT - ORIENTATION No client assigned, orientation and training session. Cost for lost time will be deducted from those in receipt of theoretical salaries. Content Warning for: - Comedic violence - Emotional Abuse - Alcoholism Special thanks to this week's Patrons: Kay Topaz, Briar, Haley Tomaszewski, Jess Katt, Eva Cone, Ð–ÐµÐ½Ñ Ð¢ÑŽÑ€Ð¸Ð½Ð°, Deanon, Brynn Lewis, Emily Scherping, David Tynan, Sierra Mayer, Brooke Prado, Ishiima, beznogova, Elly Grant, Michael Troyer, Kupla Ku, Matthew Briggs, Marquleta Sibanyama, Magnus Stenrød, Maxim Mann If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill Additional thanks to Cassidy for translation assistance Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Lowri Ann Davies Executive Producer Alexander J Newall Performances: I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris David 7: Ben Meredith Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Editing: Alexander J Newall and David Devereux Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan Featured SFX by previously credited artists via freesound.org. Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Join our community: WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/ TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/ DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Episode 26 Returns and Reassignments  PLANET - CAUTION, UNATTRIBUTED ERROR Misalignment detected, unable to locate consultant/clone Content Warning for: - Comedic violence - Physical violence - Emotional Abuse - Alcoholism Special thanks to Samantha Minnette for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Kit Matthews, Tommy Prisco, Harriet Wise, Felix VanHuss, haley macke, Cat Heg is the Best Heg, Withans, Corey Allison, Brian S. Roe, Luna, Isabelle Jackson, Laura Fernandez, Kade Kafel, Tracey Bauer, Lisa Ferreira, Matt Walton, Arin Astratic, Andrew Guthy, Daniel Gullman  If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Lowri Ann Davies Executive Producer Alexander J Newall Performances: I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris David 7: Ben Meredith Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Editing: Alexander J Newall and David Devereux Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan Featured SFX: from David Devereux & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Join our community: WEBSITE: rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: facebook.com/therustyquill TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: reddit.com/r/RustyQuill DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The Magnus Archives... in SPAAAAACE Statement of T. Geistman regarding the circumstances of his assignment to, and later dismissal from, the Sales Department of Stellar Firma Ltd. Link to transcript: https://bit.ly/3wFGk8C Thanks to this week's Patrons: Irene Hausler, Erin Paige, Micaela Palmeiro, Connor E. Hohner, Ace Tayloe, Julia Meyer, Brant Casavant, Taffeara, Mrs. Widgery's Lodger, Wendy Kay, Mattanja Koenz, DTBR, Daniel Simmons, Emil Johansson, pewterandjaded, Yancy Zim, Clarissa, Emily Ritchie, OpalKat29 If you would like to join them, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill Editing this week by David Devereux SFX this week by previously credited artists via Freesound.org. Join our community: WEBSITE: rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: facebook.com/therustyquill TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: reddit.com/r/RustyQuill DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Share alike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

I.M.O.G.E.N. Internal Log request approved, filtered partial transcript provided. All redactions and amendments must be submitted to the sub-committee for partial transcript redactions (disbanded). This log may not be distributed to anyone for any reason or under any circumstances. If found return to an official representative of Stellar Firma Ltd. and redact any remaining memories. Thanks to this week's Patrons: Peter Davis, Charlotte Dunn, Nicky, Jordan Bouchard, Jaz Vallin, Jess?, Dane McGuire, Jessica Deyo, Rebecca Hansen, Kipp If you would like to join them visit http://www.patreon.com/rustyquill Editing this week by David Devereux SFX this week by previously credited artists via Freesound.org. Join our community: WEBSITE: rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: facebook.com/therustyquill TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: reddit.com/r/RustyQuill DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Share alike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week on Executive Quarterly With Sigmund Shankeray we sit down with Hartro Piltz (ID 63277482), a rising young executive and Line Manager who could be destined for great things. We find out what makes her tick, what she attributes her success to, if she has considered betraying the board, and how she likes to let her hair down out of hours. Will she survive? It’s Unclear! But rest assured we will have the truth from her come what may. Link to transcript: https://bit.ly/3q5t76C Thanks to this week's Patrons: Jennifer Payton, Camilla Sutton, Charles Craig, Igor Nikolskiy, brianna, Kara Marten, lauren coleman, Wim, Shawna Bracken, Cally Shearer, Zalia Chimera, Christopher Nies, Maxwell Skrocki, Phillip Platt, Aurora B., johnny dangerously, Athena Frade, Lais Rojas, Iris, Kim Cuthbertson If you would like to join them visit http://www.patreon.com/rustyquill Editing this week by David Devereux & Alexander J Newall SFX this week by previously credited artists via Freesound.org. Featured music by David Devereux Join our community: WEBSITE: rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: facebook.com/therustyquill TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: reddit.com/r/RustyQuill DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Share alike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Quality control and behaviour regulation assessments for the clone assistants of Design Consultant Trexel Geistman. Batch 0432, Davids 4-5. Thanks to this week's Patrons: Michael, Erinn Triplett, Kaii's Creations, Hayley R, TheAceAce, Fennic Anteres, Lemmke, Evan, Hal, William Brandes Stoddard, el, Aaron Everett, Andee Williams, Zach smith, Amber Armstrong, Milli Bayley, A. Hargreaves, Molly!, Cas Landman, PlotTwisted. If you would like to join them visit http://www.patreon.com/rustyquill Editing this week by David Devereux & Alexander J Newall SFX this week by previously credited artists via Freesound.org. Join our community: WEBSITE: rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: facebook.com/therustyquill TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: reddit.com/r/RustyQuill DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Share alike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Quality control and behaviour regulation assessments for the clone assistants of Design Consultant Trexel Geistman. Batch 0432, Davids 1-3 Link to transcripts: https://bit.ly/3cSXYhr Thanks to this week's Patrons: Nathaniel M, El Addams, Ezra Beau, Lionel Ambrose, Taylor Levesque, Layla, fatal_drum, Alexis, NOLA Girl, kawm_, Jason Green, Xephyrix, Andrew Wilson, smiff, Bobby Brill, Gregory Craddock, Jonathan Basil, Ruth Jones, Nomen, Rhiannon Hundley If you would like to join them visit http://www.patreon.com/rustyquill Editing this week by David Devereux & Alexander J Newall SFX this week by previously credited artists via Freesound.org Join our community: WEBSITE: rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: facebook.com/therustyquill TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: reddit.com/r/RustyQuill DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Share alike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Tim and Ben are joined by Rusty Quill Gaming regulars, Alex, Helen and Lydia, for the conclusion of our a special crossover! This week Shmerr makes some observations and things get Hot as the crew tries to solve their fuel crisis. Thanks to this week's Patrons: Fast or Write, Capricious Cacti, C. X. Lu, Stick in Hand, Margaery Clare, Cora, aritchie, Brian Greenwald, Elita Grunde, majesticrhyhorn, Jon Williams, Sigma Bunny, Jack, Rainny Q, Charlotte Ballantyne, Kerry Cobey, Roseann White, Bennett Burns, Anna Veltkamp, Theora Rice If you would like to join them visit http://www.patreon.com/rustyquill Editing this week by Lowri Ann Davies & Alexander J Newall SFX this week by Diboz, Zovex, KieranKeegan, InspectorJ, DrinkingWindGames, Erdie, pointparkcinema, xxqmanxx, Jace, Mikael_Sk, toiletrolltube, EpicWizard, HerbertBoland, unfa, kwahmah_02, Reitanna and previously credited artists via Freesound.org Check out Vast & Starlit by Epidiah Ravachol here: https://epidiah.itch.io/vast-starlit Join our community: WEBSITE: rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: facebook.com/therustyquill TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: reddit.com/r/RustyQuill DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com Rusty Quill Gaming is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Share alike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

It's time for a special crossover! Tim and Ben join Rusty Quill Gaming regulars, Alex, Helen and Lydia, in this exciting two-part space adventure! This week we meet Deraldio Pilchards, Mr. Squeakington [her/she], Shmerr, Commander Unal Manspray & Worshiper 2X7 as they navigate the perils of deep space. Link to transcripts: https://bit.ly/3q3Xydy Thanks to this week's Patrons: Sarah Schrader, Jeremy Wallace, Ellie M, Laurent, manywisps, Micah Epstein, Ezzoh, Anke Gladnick, Rhadja, ECD, Kelly O, Q, ivelostmyspectacles, Luna Zephyr, Pagan angel, Stormy Weather, 3 Eyed Mavens, Nadia Tudhope, E K, Vance Barnhill If you would like to join them visit https://www.patreon.com/rustyquill Editing this week by Lowri Ann Davies & Alexander J Newall SFX this week by nathan45100, anrou, DSOADigital, Adam_N, Greencouch and previously credited artists via Freesound.org Check out Vast & Starlit by Epidiah Ravachol here: https://epidiah.itch.io/vast-starlit Join our community: WEBSITE: rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: facebook.com/therustyquill TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: reddit.com/r/RustyQuill DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com Rusty Quill Gaming is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Share alike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Stellar Firma - Season 1 Q&A Welcome to another bonus episode of Stellar Firma, where Tim and Ben do their best to answer all of your questions! Link to transcript: https://bit.ly/3wys4i5 Thanks to this week's Patrons: Bruno Falcon, Brian Taulbee, Anastasia Keelor, William Diment, Abbegail Lovette, Ariel Young, Johnathan & Gillian Kastner, Jared Clark Levixn, Jack Cato and Jellybeam, Rob Core, oli, C Jason, Grace Brant, Dylan Haring, Rory A, Nicholas Schaefer, Harry Jones, Samantha Christine, AGVZ, BearyGoosey. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Lowri Ann Davies Executive Producer Alexander J Newall Editing: Alexander J Newall and David Devereux Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Join our community: WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/ TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/ DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Stellar Firma - Tim & Ben do SCIENCE Welcome to this bonus episode of Stellar Firma, where Bryn Monroe (Rusty Quill Gaming) probes the Meredith brothers to find out how much they really know about the science of Stellar Firma. Thanks to this week's Patrons: Ben Hinder, Amanda!, Roar Granevang, Julia Duffy, Lynus T, Emma Steiner, Josh, Jill Kozo, Josh, Emily Goodrich, WrongCielo, Rowen Enjolradical, Paul Gregory, Alex Self, Zaiker, Panko, Alimartins, Kat, Sabrina Howes, NeWorlDark If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Lowri Ann Davies Executive Producer Alexander J Newall Editing: Alexander J Newall and David Devereux Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Join our community: WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/ TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/ DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.