Cartridge Cinema Club

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This week we're here to talk about how Pokémon: The Movie 2000 is anti-imperialist and how fucking gay Team Rocket is.

Marky Mark from Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch committed several hate crimes as a teenager and has now returned to make us watch his shitty action movie from 2008.

Check out "Intergalactic Mario" by DJ TINMAN: https://soundcloud.com/dj-tinman-1/intergalactic-mario We'll be right back!

Hey there eighth and final leader of the Soviet Union Mikhail S. Gorbachev, its the Super Mario Brothers Super Show!

Uve Boll owes me the money I spent on headache medicine watching his shit-ass movie.

Alex and Mark have convened at Triple C HQ to hold a meeting with the secret society of elders and watch a mediocre late 2010s action movie with bad politics.

If he says you're his Ramona Flowers you better get the fuck out of there.

The angry birds drink piss and commit genocide in the angry birds movie.

We are here to unironically argue that the Animal Crossing movie is a lesbian romantic comedy.

Open this article: https://kotaku.com/this-is-probably-the-movie-version-of-sonic-the-hedgeho-1833048785 Stare at it for the duration of the podcast. Internalize it. Know this face. You will not soon forget it.

This week we watched Silent Hill, the tragic story of a man with a triangle-shaped face trying to make it in a world of square-shaped holes.

This week we watched everyone's favorite horny musical, Donkey Kong Country.

If you're like me, you've spent your entire life waiting for a movie where The Rock can talk to gorillas. Girls and gays, this is our time.

Do you like the color gray? Do you? You better. Its all this movie has.