Call Her Daddy

Covering everything from ‘how to fuck your professor' to ‘moving on from a fuckbuddy', the girls are giving us a good mix of crazy and healthy in this week's episode! They are also getting a little personal this week, as they share their worst date experiences and throw some shade at a shared nemesis of theirs (cough cough you know who you are!). Last but not least, the fathers are providing a solution to your Instagram stalking dilemma. They may have taken away the following page, but the crazy will always prevail! 

In this week's episode, the girls share their personal experiences with bondage…including special guest the HDMI cord! Sofia also shares another embarrassing story from her past…believe it or not it is arguably the most embarrassing thus far. Lastly, Alex and Sofia call out all the girls who are posting pictures HOLDING their ass in place. Enough is enough! Also, a sex/blowjob tip that has to do with only a guys LEFT side…his Achilles Heel. 

Sofia tells us about a traumatizing experience she had while her mom was in town this past week…just say no to drugs kids! Also in the episode, the girls discuss uncircumcised dicks. They can be complicated so listen up. Even if you have never encountered one, you should know how to Gluck it like a daddy. They also talk about fitness girls on instagram, ass injections, and last but not least, eating the puss* from behind. 

The girls discuss past sexual partners, how many is too many, and everything you've ever wondered about body count- including the EXACT number girls should tell their man. Also, they dive into the taboo topic of bad personal hygiene for women… men have been complaining about the taste/smell of their girl's clam (worst nightmare), but don't worry we have a solution! Last but not least, bringing you the social vulture. Everyone has encountered this wretched species. Tune in to find out more!

In this week's episode, Alex and Sofia are giving health and wellness a good ol' fashioned try. You heard that right! The girls discuss the importance of “having your own life” in a relationship and where so many women go wrong- especially WAGS, (wives and girlfriends of professional athletes). They also discuss the most cringe-y thing a guy can post on his dating profile (no thanks), clout chasing, and most importantly WALKS OF SHAME. Otherwise known as a stride of pride for a true daddy. Enjoy! 

This is an episode your therapist would HIGHLY recommend you do not listen to...... The girls discuss the amount of time you wait in between sex with different people…as in, how many is too many in a day? In a week? In an HOUR? And should you feel bad or embrace your inner freak? Everything answered on this week's episode. They also address the multiple personality wheel…aka the swift personality change that occurs when arguing with your partner and how to use it to your advantage. And lastly, the girls go r-o-g-u-e this week as they dissect Bang Energy, KO Watches, and Baby accounts…(baby Alessi update: we've been BLOCKED)

Welcome to College 101 Daddies! Bringing you the ultimate guide for back to school- the College Playbook. Get ready to finesse the fuck out of your college campus and pay close attention, because navigating school is a little different when you are a 5 vs. 10 (apologies in advance)! They also talk about what to do when you're BLOCKED, getting Shadow banned on Instagram, and a sex move that is so simple yet so effective…the Hamburger. It's like a workout for your esophagus. Get that exercise in! Also, if you are ever suffering from cotton mouth- have no fear the daddies are here!!!

Men are out here sucking their own dicks, sticking them in tissue boxes, and comparing them to remote controls…and we are here to address it! Also, we discuss the ultimate strategy to win your Ex back, a hack to take the perfect selfie, and male dick pics. And last but not least, we talk about what to do AFTER he cums and how you SHOULD keep sucking...  

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Girls get more insecure after they get into a relationship. FACTS. This week, the fathers discuss why this is the case and how it leads to women doing bat shit crazy things... including Alex's most brilliant/insane behavior yet. They also get into a new sex position called “Time Out” for all you naughty hoes and how to get verified on Instagram REAL quick. P.S- Alex and Sofia reveal their personal experiences with some serious stalkers

The girls are covering everything from, “Is it okay to stay friends with your ex?” to the 'bonus nude'- a nude that is saving relationships one send at a time...milfhunter didn't even know about it!!! They also discuss dealing with your significant others parents (cue pervy dads), men posting shirtless pics/food on the gram, and the most insane way this girl caught her man cheating. Lastly, there is a consent app celebrities are using and the girls are giving you all the details. A full episode dedicated to the daddy gang. Enjoy!! 

The girls talk about their traumatic last week living in the Lower East Side of NYC (Sofia witnessed a stabbing). They also discuss dressing up in lingerie for your man…with some personal FAILS, everything about open relationships, and some super dirty school girl role-play. Including detailed, nasty, line-for-line things to say to pull it off. P.S. Enough with the b-day reposts, no one cares!!!

This week, the girls address two things men do that are total turn offs- baby talk and getting too drunk. Also, the girls tell a recent personal story of their own drunk escapades in NYC, Alex's husband, throw-up, and a Restoration Hardware couch. They also have a confession…they too have taken pictures of men while they are not looking/sleeping…and explain the reasons why. Lastly, they discuss all things period sex (including oral) with some embarrassing personal stories! Yay! P.S. Baby Alessi is back. Instagram influencer parents must be stopped.       

In this weeks episode, Alex and Sofia recap their staycation experience at an old NY hotel and it is TERRIFYING. They also discuss nonconsensual sex tapes, when to know and accept you're just a fuck, and groupies taking pics of the men they just had sex with….while they are asleep. Last but not least, introducing the PSTR-Post Sex Tape Regret.  It's a wild ride :) Also, they surprise the daddy gang with an added iPhone recording. 

Lots to cover on this weeks episode! Sofia and Alex talk about the types of girls men choose to fuck vs. date, and they are getting extremely specific/personal- talking about their exs. They are also discussing the REAL reason females cockblock their girlfriends, instagram bios that are preventing you from getting laid, and two new moves that will make your behind look like you got ass injections! Also, Alex reads a text from her mom that puts everyone's stalking skills to shame.