Sexy Unique Podcast

Lara is joined by Simon Haas, an artist, genius and a true loller, to talk all things VPR. They marvel at The Oracle of Los Angeles, cry over Katie's personal style, wonder how their invitations to Raquel's puppy shower got lost in the mail, and more! For bonus episodes and throwback episodes of Seasons 1 & 2 of Vanderpump Rules, visit patreon.com/sexyuniquepodcast. You can follow Lara on IG and Twitter @larzmarie, and follow Simon on IG @simonjhaas.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

It's all happening this week with model/director/host/presenter/pumphead and Tom Schwartz enthusiast, Emily Kretzer! Lara and Emily get deeeeeep about a variety of topics including Raquel's relationship with Graham, Scheana's relationship with Adam, Stassi's relationship with being a psycho and the Bubbas' relationship with Doritos and bubble tape. For bonus episodes and more, visit patreon.com/sexyuniquepodcast. You can follow Emily on IG and Twitter @emkretz and Lara @larzmarie.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

If you were watching closely, you might have seen Lara's cameo on this week's episode of Vanderpump Rules. Today, her costar, Ryan Bailey, joins her to talk about their fellow castmates fighting in Mexico, Drunk Ariana™, Lisa's vegan pasta, spicy buffalo cauliflower wings and more! For bonus episodes and throwback episodes about VPR Seasons 1 & 2, visit patreon.com/sexyuniquepodcast. You can find Lara and Ryan on IG and Twitter @larzmarie and @ryanbailey25, and you can listen to Ryan's podcast, Realizing Stuff with Kara and Ryan everywhere and anywhere you pod.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Lara and Carey's wild journey into the depths of Hades has finally come to an end. As they chat about the finale of Lindsay Lohan's Hurricane Harbor, they try to figure out what the Hell it all means. Mike is dismissed, five VIP ambassadors are deemed worthy of continuing to work with the "Lohan Brand" and your beloved hosts are both very, very confused... For bonus episodes and more, visit patreon.com/sexyuniquepodcast, and follow Lara and Carey on IG and Twitter @larzmarie and @ecareyo  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Lara is joined by friend-of-the-pod Allyn Morse to celebrate the return of Tequila Katie, stan Scheana Shay, imagine a Chicago/VPR mashup and more! ALSO - Please be aware that there are major Us spoilers from about 4:30 to 12:30, so if you want to avoid those then definitely skip over this part of the pod. For bonus episodes and more, visit patreon.com/sexyuniquepodcast. You can follow Allyn on Instagram @shelleyduvallsbedtimestories, and you can follow Lara on IG and Twitter @larzmarie.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Lindsay Lohan's Beach Club is the gift that keeps on giving. "Surely it's going to be over soon," you think to yourself. Nope. It soldiers on. And so do Lara and Carey! This week they talk about Lindsay's obsession with lobsters, Mike's obsession with seeming straight, Jonitta's obsession with Sara, Sara's obsession with men and Brent's obsession with being the worst. For bonus episodes and more, visit patreon.com/sexyuniquepodcast. Follow Lara and Carey on IG and Twitter @larzmarie & @ecareyo  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week, Lara is joined by Hannah Aaron Brown, host of Brown-Eyed Jewnicorn! She and Lara attempt to understand Scheana's interior decorating aesthetic, hatch a plot to get their hands on a free copy of Stassi's book, figure out who the healthiest cast member is and more. They even manage to squeeze some RHOBH into the mix. For bonus episodes as well as recaps of Seasons 1 & 2 of Vanderpump Rules, visit patreon.com/sexyuniquepodcast. Follow Lara on IG and Twitter @larzmarie and Hannah @hannahabrown  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Carey and Lara are back for more beach club shenanigans! Also they were very wrong in thinking the end of Lindsay Lohan's Scam Club was right around the corner, because it looks like there are more episodes to come! This week they discuss Brent's toxic masculinity, Jonitta's crush on Single Sara, May living in a cupboard and more. For bonus episodes and recaps of Seasons 1 & 2 of Vanderpump Rules, visit patreon.com/sexyuniquepodcast. Follow Carey and Lara on IG and Twitter @ecareyo and @larzmarie.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Friend of the pod Farai Bennett is BACK for more sexy unique lols. He and Lara are both in good spirits because there's FINALLY a solid gold episode of VPR to discuss. They talk about the possible demise of Kristen and Carter, propose that Jax hates his life, do some light Brittany truther-ing and more! For bonus episodes and recaps of Seasons 1 & 2 of Vanderpump Rules, visit patreon.com/sexyuniquepodcast. Follow Lara and Farai on IG and Twitter @larzmarie and @faraiiiii  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Carey and Lara are not any closer to figuring out what the Hell is going on with Lindsay Lohan's International Tax Evasion Scheme. But on this week's episode, they're talking about what they do know, which is: Brent continues to live his Chaz Dean truth, Sara is kind of a dumb dumb and Jonitta has been turned to the dark side. Oh, also: they find out in this episode that Mike was forced into sex work at the age of 14 by an online extortionist. WHERE IS THE BOOK DEAL?!?!? For bonus episodes as well as recaps of Seasons 1 & 2 of Vanderpump Rules, visit patreon.com/sexyuniquepodcast. Follow Lara and Carey on IG and Twitter @larzmarie and @ecareyo  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Fellow comedian, dancer and Pumphead, Hannah Faust, joins Lara to parse out the lols from the nols in this week's episode of VPR. They talk about James's obsession with golf, Ariana and Sandoval's reproductive journey, Lala's Ho Tactics and more! For bonus episodes and recaps of Seasons 1 & 2 of Vanderpump Rules, look no further than patreon.com/sexyuniquepodcast. Follow Lara on IG and Twitter @larzmarie and Hannah on IG @whatthefaust. You can also catch Hannah in action with the LA City Municipal Dance Squad.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Praise Parnos, because there's a fresh new episode of Lohan Island ready for YOU. As things slide further and further into utter insanity, Carey and Lara bid Kailah farewell, decide that Lindsay's made a nefarious deal with mother nature and celebrate Mike's bisexuality. For bonus episodes and recaps of Seasons 1 & 2 of Vanderpump Rules, visit patreon.com/sexyuniquepodcast. You can follow Lara and Carey on IG and Twitter @larzmarie and @ecareyo.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Friend of the pod Crissy Milazzo joins Lara to chat about this week's episode of Vanderpump Rules. They sympathize with Kristen's struggle and pray that she will break up with Carter, thus delivering them from evil (aka another boring season of VPR). They also stan Sly the Mixologist, root for a Billie Lee comeback moment and more! For bonus episodes and recaps of Seasons 1 & 2 of Vanderpump Rules, visit patreon.com/sexyuniquepodcast. You can follow Lara on IG and Twitter @larzmarie and Crissy @crissymilazzo.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Carey and Lara do their best to make sense of what's going on in Lindsay's brain, as she fires May and immediately rehires her, wrestles with Panos, makes a truly bizarre meal and takes to the yacht with a select group of VIPs. For bonus episodes and recaps of Seasons 1 & 2 of Vanderpump Rules visit patreon.com/sexyuniquepodcast. You can follow Lara and Carey on IG and Twitter @larzmarie and @ecareyo  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Writer Louis Peitzman joins Lara on this week's episode to share TomTom dos and don'ts! Lisa: if you're listening, we're available to consult for a reasonable fee. They also applaud Kristen's commitment to clomping around Solvang like a drunken clydesdale, admire the toy store/museum in Solvang, roll their eyes at boys' night and much, much more! For bonus episodes and recaps of Seasons 1 & 2 of Vanderpump Rules, visit www.patreon.com/sexyuniquepodcast. You can follow Lara on IG and Twitter @larzmarie and Louis @louispeitzman.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.