Crisco, Dez & Ryan

Steven has three rules if his mother-in-law is going to stay for an entire week over the holidays. He wants to know if he’s out of line with his requests. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What are you dreading most about the holidays, but you'd never tell anyone?? "My sister bringing her soon to be ex-husband to Christmas even though they are getting a divorce... he has already moved out and I'm the only one in the family to know!" "My boyfriends cousin. She's in her 30's and still talks in a baby voice!" "I am dreading listening to my sister-in-law complain about how hard her life is because she has to work part time." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What instantly ticks you off?? "Parenting tips from my sister-in-law!" "When someone says "settle down"." "When my husband says my sister looks like she's gaining weight!" "It's sets me off in two seconds when my boyfriend slurps with every bite of cereal!!" "My ex-husband. He's so annoying!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Does the father of the child have a right to be in the delivery room? Lisa wants to kick everyone out! Her husband has offered a fair trade, but she's having none of his nerdy ideas! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's the worst gift you've ever received?? "I got an empty bottle of lotion. The bottle felt light when I opened the gift so I waited until I got home to try it. One lotion toot and it was done!" "As a teenager I struggled with acne pretty badly. Every year 6th-12th grade my grandma bought me different face acne treatments as my joined birthday/Christmas presents." "My worst gift was for my 35th birthday. My (now ex) husband gave me the game Operation..." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What do you have a hard time admitting to yourself?? "I have a hard time admitting to myself that not everyone will like me." "I have a hard time admitting to myself that I am enough." "I have a hard time admitting to myself that I'm allowed to be happy and good things are allowed to happen to me." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mike’s wife has an idea of a dream house that really makes us wonder if she wants a husband or a roommate?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

To all of you that work in retail, we're sorry! How much of this Dad lingo do you say? And what's the ONE thing Pidge wants for Christmas?! A what blaster? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The psychic readings from Becky were nothing short of incredible. Plus Pidge & Pudge resist the urge to not kiss one another when it suddenly takes a turn!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Anne Marie's mom died with a secret and left her diaries to her daughter to share the news that she was too ashamed to admit while she was alive. Should she do it? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What do you pretend to be into just for someone else?! "BDSM. She's only into it when I'm all tied up, but for me it just makes me itch." "I pretend I'm content with my marriage for the sake of my very old mother-in-law. I don't want to divorce her son and give her a heart attack. No, I'm just kidding. I'm leaving him soon." "I pretend to be into a signature pie that my mom loves to make... she uses canned fruit... in that weird gelatinous sauce... Love you mom, just not your gross pie!!!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Am I the only one who... "Am I the only one who does cooking lessons with their dogs performed as if we are on screen?" "Am I the only one that flosses their teeth with their hair?" "I have to eat M&M's in Roy G Biv order..." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We explore the best ideas for a Minnesota Snow Plow name and whether or not Devin might actually be gay?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What do you wish you never got involved in?! "My marriage. We got married 21 years ago. Didn't have our little girl until 10 years later. Wife now won't allow me or our daughter to see my mother or sisters again." "Wish I'd never gotten involved in heterosexuality. Wasted way too much of my life on two ex-husbands. Wish I'd been able to spend my whole life with my wife!" "The drugs! Because of the long term after effects. Especially with my teeth.. ugh. Can’t afford the dental work to fix what the drugs damaged." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Is it ok to cancel Christmas if your kids are being sneaky and devious trying to ruin all the surprises?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices