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CAVE WATCH - DAY 3, the soccer team is still in the cave, 92 year-olds are fighting back against the nursing home by forcing their way into prison, Congressman Jim Jordan is accused of being the next JoePa, and #AmericaIsForLegends - Caresse Crosby invented the brassiere.

The kids soccer team in Thailand has been located alive deep inside some flooded caverns, Mexico has a new President with an acronym name and a fresh agenda, the world's best criminal busted out of prison in a helicopter and then torched it like a boss, and we celebrate #AmericaIsForLegends with Joe Shivers – the inventor of SPANDEX. 

Canadians are chugging Molson and maple syrup while setting new tariffs on the US on Canada Day, kids in Cleveland are making the most out of having the cops called on them for mowing the wrong lawn, a giant grow operation in GA was accidentally discovered by the cops, and we kick-off America week with our #AmericaIsForLegends campaign and the guys who created silicon breast implants.  

A Supreme Court retirement announcement adds fuel to the fire of an all-time heater for Republicans, a guy in Germany probably killed over 20 of his co-workers with their own lunches, two Mormons in Canada who have over 160 kids combined got in trouble with the law, and we take a peek at some of the best #MAGA moments of the week.

A score of 5 to 4 makes for a killer soccer game, not so much for hopeful Somolians and the citizens of the six other travel-banned countries.  Everyone flying Spirit Airlines wishes they weren't, one woman finally had the guts to say what all of us sad bastards flying economy are thinking, also the World Cup is still happening and perennial fútbol bad boy Maradona has a cocaine death-wish.

On today's episode of Hard Factor we discuss the tariffs imposed on the glue that holds America together (motorcycles and bourbon), Roseanne Barr goes on her Rabbi's podcast to make absolutely no sense about why she made the racist tweet that ended her show, Heather Locklear has selflessly given us her hotness for years and she needs us now more than ever - do it for Heather, and more news from the legal weed front.

On today's episode of Hard Factor we discuss how even tired invaders can be considered dangerous, Saudi women can get behind the wheel for the first time in history, a woman who sells drugs to dogs called the cops on a child who was selling water to thirsty humans, and lastly, a person whose job it is to stand up for herself finds her way directly into the "Soft Corner" for not standing up for herself.

In today's episode we examine the new executive order ending the separation of illegally immigrating children from their parents, Trump's decision to cancel the White House Congressional Picnic, a restaurant in China that sold monthly buffet subscriptions, and an Amazon update. 

There's a new book coming out about how hard Don Jr. partied in college, Canada votes to legalize weed, two firefighters in Akron get caught filming a porno, and Jeff Bezos is officially the richest man in the world.

On today's Hard Factor we discuss Donald Trump's conscription of definitely the coolest sounding military branch: The Space Force. The World Health Organization officially recognizes being a nerd as a mental condition, and the Supreme Court swills their brandy vaguely in the direction of two Gerrymandering complaints. Plus the debut of Elonsworld 

Here's the debut episode of Hard Factor- your daily 15 minute news show examining current events through the eyes of the Hard Factor team and our pundits- random internet commenters. On today's show we have an immigration update, Mexico caused an earthquake, a bobcat attack that should have been prevented with our tax dollars, and Jimmy Kimmel goes into the soft corner

Episode One coming soon.