A Very Hallmark Christmas

Loree and Rob melt down upon viewing "Christmas in Angel Falls." Join in to discuss angel/protagonist Gabby, aka the Christmas Spirit Terminator, and her relentlessly aggressive approach to selling the residents of Angel Falls on holiday cheer. Plus, Hallmark's War on Christmas, Beau Bridges as a micromanager, and a memorable scene that deserves a (well-lit) gold star. 

Loree and Rob welcome special guest Brett White to the podcast to dig into the dynamics of a cult that meets up every year over the holidays at Holly Lodge. Plus, the importance of password protection, Nadine's high-level military connections, and some new additions the Hallmark Avengers. 

After a four-day break, Rob and Loree return to recap "Christmas in Evergreen" with special guests Rachel Firkins and Eli Keel. The tiny Vermont of Evergreen is full of big surprises, including amazing reaction shots, incredibly awkward chuckling, and a magical snow globe that raises some troubling ethical concerns. Plus, Spencer's beautiful office view in D.C. 

Loree and Rob go it alone for a viewing of "A Joyous Christmas." They discuss Hallmark's Petulant Man Syndrome, Stuart's terrible press strategies, and how they feel after watching 10 new Hallmark original holiday movies in an as many days.  

Loree and Rob are joined by special guest Mandy Helton to discuss Candace Cameron Bure and Candace Cameron Bure in "Switched at Christmas." Listen in for talk on twin shenanigans, the tragedy of Kate's lot in life, and some real talk on the logistics of planning Winter Wonderland.  

Loree and Rob welcome special guest Sean Brenner to take a deep dive into the most notable aspects of "The Christmas Train." Check it out for discussions about Hallmark's marketing strategy, just how far  Max Powers' conspiracy goes, and how Tom and Eleanor might recover from the ride of their lives. Plus, picks for the saddest passenger and plans for "The Christmas Train 2: Off the Rails." 

Loree and Rob are joined by special guests Allison Sakich and Jesse Thompson to discuss "The Christmas Train," and its all-star cast of characters.  Hop on board to hear all about Max Powers' boundary issues, a very angry chess player, and Rob's overwhelming concern for the passengers in coach. 

Join Rob and Loree to discuss "Finding Santa," disappointed dads, and slow dancing at ugly sweater parties. Plus, the intense curriculum at Tom's Santa school and Grace as Green River's femme fatale. 

Loree and Rob welcome special guest Brandi Bradley to the podcast to discuss "The Mistletoe Inn," whether or not Garth is the worst (he is!) and the many emotions of Kim. Plus, a deep dive into a Hallmark moment that pushes back against the patriarchy.

Loree and Rob welcome special guests Emily and Justin McGill for another rousing entry in this year's round of Hallmark Channel original movies. Tune in to discuss "With Love, Christmas," Donovan's descent from his home planet to earth, and whether or not we needed closure on those snowflake earrings. Plus, Lennie jingles all the way through this recording and Rob still can't get control of his phone.

Loree and Rob return to discuss "The Bramble House Christmas," the most adorable kid yet in the Hallmark Cinematic Universe, and Mabel's many excuses for her broken foot. Plus, a semi-heated debate about whether or not Finn's sins were forgivable, and Rob keeps forgetting to turn his alarm off.  

Loree and Rob are back for "A Christmas Homecoming." The material is heavy, Loree's emotional journey with the film is fraught, but Amanda's excruciating dismissal of a potential love interest makes it all worth it. 

Loree and Rob are back to break down “A Gift to Remember.” Tune in to discuss Darcy’s aspirations to management, Ms. Henley’s arsenal of Christmas decorations, and whether or not it is ever acceptable to quote Dickens. Plus, Rob proposes the most disturbing Hallmark Cinematic Universe theory yet.

Loree and Rob Vanderton—yes, of the Virginia Vandertons—return for "Coming Home for Christmas." It's time to talk popcorn garlands, $20 dates, white roses, and yule log desserts. 

It's a Very Special Episode of a "Very Hallmark Christmas." Loree and Rob welcome Chris Ward to discuss "Engaging Father Christmas." Tune in for cranberry scones, the first legit Hallmark villain of 2017, and discussion of a potential followup movie: "Birthing Father Christmas." Plus, Hallmark movies as self-care and media critiques. Truth and grace reside here.