The Hot Flush

Mrs Berry reminises about her days as the valedictorian of repulsion and Mrs Woog tries to make Mrs Berry gag (as if) with her ankle screw removal scars. We tackle the big issues of what to do when your pubes turn white and how best to deal with hormonal acne. Get plucking! 

Why so sad? Mrs Woog and Mrs Berry offer some up some of the things that help them beat the blues, Mrs Berry is in peak snark with Festival fashion in her sights and various other stuff and nonsense. 

After skating perilously close to inspirational quotes to survive parenting teens, normal snarking resumes. We talk babies, bed bugs, Barnaby and banks. Most of it makes us cranky. And hot. 

#onthelist returns with a vengeance this week. Cauliflower rice, zucchini pasta, facon - nothing is safe. Also, it's still hot in Australia. 

The sexual proclivities of vampires, perimenopausal sex or lack thereof, Kim's body recreates the prom scenes from Carrie, Mrs Woog talks about the sads, Kim fails to make Mrs Woog gag and that makes her sad. 

Why are women so tired and angry? More butthole jokes. Mrs Woog continues to fashion herself as the replacement for Jack Thompson as Australia's national poetry reciter. Mrs Berry makes Mrs Woog gag (5 for 5 for those keeping score). Then technology killed the podcast stars. SAD! 

While Kim learns that even her blood is fat, Mrs Woog sets to writing her new book, The Sisterhood of the Travelling Period Pants. We hear poetry from when Mrs Woog was 12  and Kim reveals her first kiss turned the guy gay. But mainly, Hot Flush Radio has to happen. Can someone get onto that please? 

Look after yourself. Mrs Berry details how she does it. Mrs Woog says that's why we don't have any sponsors. Mrs Berry argues convincingly that Mrs Woog using the words tender, romance and Barnaby Joyce in the one sentence made her do it. 

Ditch the self hate, Mrs Woog stares down a troll, Corey Bernardi tells us childbirth "can be painful" and Kim makes Mrs Woog gag. Again.

Summer holiday postcard: Mrs Woog stops smoking and  Mrs Berry gets rid of her beard. Could anything else matter?

Kim cleans bird poo off Mrs Woog's window. Hashtag not a euphemism. It's our season finale and quite frankly, is all over the shop, which means it's basically the same as the previous eight episodes, so just get onboard for some end of year nonsense.

Basically a podcast biohazard. Best not listened to in front of children, at work, out loud in public. Look, let it just be your little dirty secret. 

"Quarter strength hogwash"? Pig's arse to that, Woogs and Berry talk all things farmyard*. (*Notreally.)  

A dog's breakfast quite frankly. 

We're fast and furious this episode with Kim getting Gilligan's Island and Rugby League confused while Mrs Woog embraces the downward dog to avoid her husband.