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Sick or not, it’s all about that VIP life That part is right… ASSUMING is a great great thing It’s me. It’s me. I know me. Not my normal self… Not VIP or a huge deal One day of the year VIP lifestyle Super comfortable (thanks couch-thingy) This chair is really comfy Feels like I’m at home Someone’s grabbing me Sick Bouncing off the walls… Chelsea Football Club: VIP or nah?

No judge zone, just say hello! Can we call it the show? I don’t want to do that. I just went there! You know me… Follow my own advice. TRAFFIC?!?!? AGAIN!!! Get the picture? Resolution or Revolution? Not gonna talk bad about… C’mon I wear a HRM!!! Help me, help you! Do you just want to talk? We aren’t going to judge you! That’s hater type stuff!!! We want to grow. NFL wants to grow.

Merry New Year, Equals! Merry New Year! Rome was not built in a day. Rain checks are up-to-date How I feel about bikes? YOLO? We STILL have this special “thing”! Share the roads! Share the roads! Only one of us is right… Nothing bad to say about… Can’t go on GREEN!?!? In my world Equals. Equals. Do the right thing (Not a Spike Lee reference) That is good for no one. Pep Guardiola, Jose Mourinho, and Arsene Wenger

What would you do differently? Those times, those moments Any regrets? Made me… One incident Protects them Last guy to challenge Doing something else Broke clock That’s not what I do That’s the guy who… I’m a goal setter… Super Ego Could not have been me! Get there before you One thing you can’t do I know… Home was next! Pep Guardiola

What size do you wear? The whole adventure thing What I’m more concern about… Risk assessment level One day I’ll say the opposite of YOLO Too much of a good thing is bad I do not believe you!!! Everybody has this problem Who knows their size? Pro-alone peeps Ordering online = playing craps That’s less risk I just give them a range A guess-timation Things will never be the same again They don’t fit… The awkwardness NBA

Just fast forward to the New Year Another year is almost here Fast Forward to the New Year Adventure all the time Can I get some boredom? Tried the adventure thing It’s not that I don’t like you… I just want to move on I need something different. Paint picture with no brush The new people Just ask. Gym-selfies Meanwhile let’s trackback Pep Guardiola & Jose Mourinho

Not giving up just yet It’s been a long time. Team Chaos So much adventure, so much chaos Not this kind of show That’s an adventure Caught slipping Mouth-breathing campaign? Ask for help, again Betrayal. I tried Team No Sleep Almost there Sport entertainment

No thanks, we don’t want everything you have… Now that I know where we stand… Had to get some fuel… I envy you… That’s not the life I live… Morning…afternoon…night… I was not prepared… No one needs to be… I’m kinda happy that… 3am, 4am… Trying to get in that zone… What could go wrong… Going for what I know… It’s an adventure… Only one grade of fuel… Limit the fun and adventure… I got you, bro… Air machine… That’s scary… Pep Guardiola

There’s only one person to blame Yes, it’s true! I’m not there yet! No harm, no foul! Netflix?!?! Am I still there? Yep, don’t judge me! Thanks but no thanks! Binge-watchers! Hey, let’s be lazy! You tricked me! Maybe you need to stop! I am judging you! Can’t be lazy all the time! You to deal with! Them to deal with! Who do you trust!?!? Blame the millennials!?!? Taking out the blame machine!!! Blame blame! Nobody forced me! Blame game!!! I can flip a coin! “It is what it was”! It would be wrong! Thank you experience! Full responsibility! Jose Mourinho

Not on the same team anymore I know what you are thinking Expecting a different outcome Where did it go wrong? Caught off-guard Feelings… It’s not a game? Not gonna happen I’m disappointed Your actions Football league

Do something for me… Rain check reminder Selfish? Again? Favor? Need? I think. You are there with me. What about… Mouth-breathing campaign Request is a better word than demand Feelings… Calculated risk! I know what you are thinking right now. That’s okay! I’m just an evil… Far from selfish!!! I hope… Do this for me! This was the risk I had to take. Jose Mourinho

No way I can be a fanatic How are you doing? I’m not a fanatic… Picked my football? Nope! Thanks! I’m grateful. Assuming that was the plan!!! Anticipate I don’t fall into the category of a fan. #SHM and #SMH Sport event. I failed. I’m not a fan! Sing songs?!?! Other stuff that goes along with being a fan. Am I missing something? Explain that one to me. Just a game Sport events

No, it is still not any better Traffic Feelings on 18-wheelers I will survive!!! Make sure you are on time… Love tap another car? Nothing bad, no bad adventures! The animals Do not hit the rabbit!!! Everyone goes home at night. Follow the law!!! There’s a sign for a reason! Fend for yourself… Anticipate. Anticipation. Mind reading game. Ask for one thing Keep the smoke inside How about I smoke too? NHL hockey

Peeps you should not have on your team About that… about that Putting together a “team” Few personalities you don’t want… Want action? Some adventures can be bad Not gonna get sidetracked 2 personalities About that life or football fan? Not gonna say trust me! I don’t want to be that guy! That bad adventure… I don’t want to be right, let me be wrong! I know what you are thinking. It’s not going to end well. I failed but I was right… It’s the live wire. #JustSaying Basketball Do anything, I have your back!!! International football

Different outcome from wisdom incident Happy Holidays Wisdom teeth incident Dentists know what’s best? Cold sweats Don’t want to hold a conversation… Don’t let me bother you!?!? Your number one job That wasn’t water… At a different time… Knockout Doing things the correct way? Let me be blunt! If you were focus… Trust the coin flip. Keeps me up at night… Sports