Sleep With Me | The Podcast That Puts You To Sleep

In our weekly series- Richard Warren Sears and James Cash Penny are stuck in limbo with nothing to do, UNTIL, they decide to return to earth and "GET BESOS!" Older Episodes of Get Besos Can Be Found Here Links Double Click Arbiter Isthmus Peninsula Bident Desenitization "Square peg in a round hole" "Under The Skin" trailer Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute. This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to a guided meditation that slowly carries you off to slumber. "Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you. Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter Music "Drops of H20" J.Lang / CC BY 3.0 as podcast open "Longing for Tumbleweeds" by Admiral Bob / CC BY 3.0 as theme for "Get Besos!" photo credit: jazamarripae via photopin ccSleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman "Square Pegs"! by The Waitresses

Will our heroes escape the hell hound Cerebus? Why would they ever hang out with a man who may have assulted every plant in the NYC Botanical Gardens? Can they thread the needle? All these questions will be answered in a manner so dull you WILL fall alseep. In our weekly series- Richard Warren Sears and James Cash Penny are stuck in limbo with nothing to do, UNTIL, they decide to return to earth and "GET BESOS!" Older Episodes of Get Besos Can Be Found Here Links Kelvin temperature scale Muppet Lunchboxes on Muppet wiki More about Vintage lunchboxes and more photos on Buzzfeed Contrapasso Matthew 19:24 on Biblehub More about Eye of a needle and religions on Wikipedia Get The Hell Out Frank J Sprague (no know issues with potted plants or sandwiches or cakes) The New York Botanical Garden "Under The Skin" trailer Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute. This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. "Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you. Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter Music "Drops of H20" J.Lang / CC BY 3.0 as podcast open "Longing for Tumbleweeds" by Admiral Bob / CC BY 3.0 as theme for "Get Besos!" photo credit: pasukaru76 via photopin ccSleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman The Great Muppet Caper trailer

Just a random bonus episode for you to either enjoy or be put off by. A guided meditation where you are shrunk down to the size of a sprite.

Buckle you safety belt for a guided tour of hell. Lust for life, glustony, sandwich f*ing and extreme sports will all be punished. What will happen to our heroes? In our weekly series- Richard Warren Sears and James Cash Penny are stuck in limbo with nothing to do, UNTIL, they decide to return to earth and "GET BESOS!" Older Episodes of Get Besos Can Be Found Here Links Buddy- male or female? Non sequitur Old elevator images Mental shock Circles of hell Venn Diagram CB Radio Slang Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute. This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. "Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you. Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter Music "Drops of H20" J.Lang / CC BY 3.0 as podcast open "Longing for Tumbleweeds" by Admiral Bob / CC BY 3.0 as theme for "Get Besos!" photo credit: pasukaru76 via photopin cc Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman

A hotel of horrors, a drive to the coast to meet a lovely lady and her lessons on temperate rain forests and orca whales and a tour with free soda. All this ends at an elevator. That goes straight to boredom town where you fall asleep. In our weekly series- Richard Warren Sears and James Cash Penny are stuck in limbo with nothing to do, UNTIL, they decide to return to earth and "GET BESOS!" Older Episodes of Get Besos Can Be Found Here Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute. This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. "Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you. Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter Music "Drops of H20" J.Lang / CC BY 3.0 as podcast open "Longing for Tumbleweeds" by Admiral Bob / CC BY 3.0 as theme for "Get Besos!" Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman

  The boys are detained by shadowy agents. What could they possibly want? Are they angels or devils looking to exact punishment? Will our heroes crack under pressure? What will become of George Packer? What secrets will be revealed? Boring ones!!!! In our weekly series- Richard Warren Sears and James Cash Penny are stuck in limbo with nothing to do, UNTIL, they decide to return to earth and "GET BESOS!" Older Episodes of Get Besos Can Be Found Here Links Omniscient Narrator Narrative Mode Kobayashi Maru Keyser Soze Kobayashi (the eater) George Packer the Author George Packer article "Cheap Words" in the New Yorker This did not happen in the episode but during my research for this episode I uncovered this interesting article...Douglas Starr on Police Interviews with the "Reid Technique" in New Yorker || on Fresh Air Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute. This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. "Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you. Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter Music "Drops of H20" J.Lang / CC BY 3.0 as podcast open "Longing for Tumbleweeds" by Admiral Bob / CC BY 3.0 as theme for "Get Besos!" Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman photo credit: pasukaru76 via photopin cc

Tonight the return of our series "Get Besos!". RW and James Cash are about to board a plane bound for the corporate HQ of Besos' empire. But before they leave James has second thoughts. Is he having a change of heart? Cold feet? Or is it simply fear of flying? Either way it will put you to sleep. In our weekly series- Richard Warren Sears and James Cash Penny are stuck in limbo with nothing to do, UNTIL, they decide to return to earth and "GET BESOS!" Older Episodes of Get Besos Can Be Found Here Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute. This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. "Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you. Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter Music "Drops of H20" J.Lang / CC BY 3.0 as podcast open "Longing for Tumbleweeds" by Admiral Bob / CC BY 3.0 as theme for "Get Besos!" Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman

 Tonight a guided meditation is insipred by advice given by the late Warren Zevon to "Enjoy Every Sandwich". Take a journey from our world into the sandwich-verse and then to the bottom of the ocean. Links Warren Zevon Enjoy Every Sandwich on Letterman David Letterman and Paul talk about the passing of Warren Zevon Stand Mixer Deli Slicer "The Greatest Love of All" is really by Whitney Houston Dionne Warwick  (this is like a six out of five stars video! Dionne and Whitney and then at the end it gets all "We are the World"!!!!) Bette Midler Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute. This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. "Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you. Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter Music "Drops of H20" J.Lang / CC BY 3.0 as podcast open Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman

An interview with an author popularly know as "Fraud Freud". A former street busker who would interpret dreams. He is here tonight to present his new book, where he challenges all known conventions on dreams and dream theory.  Controversy can only follow. Prepare for a debate...a debate so boring it will lull you to sleep. Links Scumbag Steve impersonator interview Paradox Abe Vigoda (listen to bloopers on facebook) Probiotic Greek Yogurt controversy Waldenbooks Sabarros Flipping the script Busker David Hasselhoff Yasmine Bleeth 10 Things to Know About Kickstarter for Books on Huffington Post Kickstart my heart Gut bacteria on NPR Non sequitur Knight Rider Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute. This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. "Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you. Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter Music "Drops of H20" J.Lang / CC BY 3.0 as podcast open Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman

Tonight's bedtime story......Orangelux is a forest elf with a problem. The problem, according to the adult elves, is she's a willful, selfish elf who refuses to listen. Also she lacks earlobes. Will she ever learn to listen and fit in or are forest elves just jerks? Prepare yourself to be riveted...by riveted I mean bored to sleep. Links Deciduous Forest Hibernation Winter The truth about squirrels and acorns Active Listening Global Warming and Deciduous Forests Winter is Coming (So MAKE HASTE!) Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute. This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. "Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you. Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter Music "Drops of H20" J.Lang / CC BY 3.0 as podcast open Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew AckermanWinter is also coming down here! Season 4 Trailer

This is a copy of the "lost" radio broadcast from the 2014 Winter Olympics of the gold medal match in the Women's Sleep Off. It was an event that "never took place" according to official sources. We know now that is was a major piece of foreshadowing for events about to take place in the Ukraine. The cover up for this STOPS TONIGHT here at Sleep With Me. I have had this audio sent to me by brave superfans of competitive sleeping. You will no longer have to wonder to yourself "Who won the gold medal in women's sleeping?" because we have the answer. Prepare yourself to be riveted...by riveted I mean bored to sleep. Links   Competitive Sleeping in Spain What's a Oligarchy? What's a Plutocracy? What is going on in Ukraine? George Carlin on why it won't get better   Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute. This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware.  "Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you. Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter Music "Drops of H20" J.Lang / CC BY 3.0 as podcast open photo credit: enigmabadger via photopin ccSleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman

Be bored to sleep tonight by one final climax! YES! A final showdown with water, monsters, seasandhorse men, rebels, fairies, humans, sponges, and Cinderella, Agatha, Roland and the Fairy Godmother. "After The Glass Slipper", the story of Cinderella, her Fairy Godmother and her Stepmother after she became a princess continues, Links Jewelry made of poop Daylight Savings Time How do I deal with Daylight Savings Time and sleep? Show bloopers on facebook "I've Been Wormin' Around" (in bloopers) is based on this song Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute. "Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you. Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook Older "After The Glass Slipper" Episodes can be found here On Twitter @dearestscooter Music "Drops of H20" J.Lang / CC BY 3.0 as podcast open "La Madeline Au Truffe by basematic / CC BY 3.0 Glass Slipper Theme Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman

The Stepmother heads deep into the earth and discover the ugly side of water, wetness and of the seahorse like sandhorse people. "After The Glass Slipper", the story of Cinderella, her Fairy Godmother and her Stepmother after she became a princess continues, Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute. "Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you. Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook Older "After The Glass Slipper" Episodes can be found here On Twitter @dearestscooter Music "Drops of H20" J.Lang / CC BY 3.0 as podcast open "La Madeline Au Truffe by basematic / CC BY 3.0 Glass Slipper Theme  photo credit: Jeffery Simpson via photopin cc Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman

The Stepmother is a worm searching the earth's mantle and talking to mole-men. While Cinderella and crew fight Laplanders, and other creatures from various monster manuals and childhood nightmares. "After The Glass Slipper", the story of Cinderella, her Fairy Godmother and her Stepmother after she became a princess continues, Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute. "Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you. Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook Older "After The Glass Slipper" Episodes can be found here On Twitter @dearestscooter My sincere apology to both Michael Eric Dyson and Neil deGrasse Tyson for mixing you up and associating you with this podcast, Fred Ward for forgetting your last name and the layers of the Earth for making up words related to you. I'm an ignorant asshole. Links Michael Eric Dyson Neil deGrasse Tyson Fred Ward Tremors Dune Beetlejuice Layers of Earth Moleman Sawfish Monster Maunal Vermicious Knids Music "Drops of H20" J.Lang / CC BY 3.0 as podcast open "La Madeline Au Truffe by basematic / CC BY 3.0 Glass Slipper Theme photo credit: crises_crs via photopin cc Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman

What happens when you take one part Encyclopedia Brown, add a touch of Perry Mason and a dash of an Evil Wizard named Pyle? You get the shit hitting the fan in Fairyland. "After The Glass Slipper", the story of Cinderella, her Fairy Godmother and her Stepmother after she became a princess continues, Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland...due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute. "Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you. Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook   Older "After The Glass Slipper" Episodes can be found here Music "Drops of H20" J.Lang / CC BY 3.0 as podcast open "La Madeline Au Truffe by basematic / CC BY 3.0 Glass Slipper Theme Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman