He's always "me"-deep in conversation. from Sep 3, 2020 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: Unknown
He's always "me"-deep in conversation. from Sep 3, 2020
His sense of decency hasn't taken a holiday — it's on sabbatical. from Aug 27, 2020 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: Unknown
His sense of decency hasn't taken a holiday — it's on sabbatical. from Aug 27, 2020
When he's finally recycled as cat food, he'll be "indoor senior." from Aug 20, 2020 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: Unknown
When he's finally recycled as cat food, he'll be "indoor senior." from Aug 20, 2020
He's a black & white supremacist. from Aug 13, 2020 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: Unknown
He's a black & white supremacist. from Aug 13, 2020
Always asks for plastic bags at the grocer, because despite what environmentalists claim, he doesn't believe there's a plastic shortage. from Aug 6, 2020 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: Unknown
Always asks for plastic bags at the grocer, because despite what environmentalists claim, he doesn't believe there's a plastic shortage. from Aug 6, 2020
Still has that new cadaver smell! from Jul 30, 2020 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: Unknown
Still has that new cadaver smell! from Jul 30, 2020
Exercise? The only part of him that's ever jogged is his memory. from Jul 23, 2020 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: Unknown
Exercise? The only part of him that's ever jogged is his memory. from Jul 23, 2020
He doesn't want your respect. He wants nothing less than graven images. from Jul 16, 2020 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: Unknown
He doesn't want your respect. He wants nothing less than graven images. from Jul 16, 2020
He doesn't want your respect. He wants nothing less than graven images. from Jul 16, 2020 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: Unknown
He doesn't want your respect. He wants nothing less than graven images. from Jul 16, 2020
Everything he touches turns to mold. from Jul 9, 2020 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: Unknown
Everything he touches turns to mold. from Jul 9, 2020
Everything he touches turns to mold. from Jul 9, 2020 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: Unknown
Everything he touches turns to mold. from Jul 9, 2020
Patient Zero for the Miasma Theory of Broadcasting. from Jul 2, 2020 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: Unknown
Patient Zero for the Miasma Theory of Broadcasting. from Jul 2, 2020
Patient Zero for the Miasma Theory of Broadcasting. from Jul 2, 2020 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: Unknown
Patient Zero for the Miasma Theory of Broadcasting. from Jul 2, 2020
Sorry—he left his compassion in his other soul. from Jun 25, 2020 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: Unknown
Sorry—he left his compassion in his other soul. from Jun 25, 2020
Sorry—he left his compassion in his other soul. from Jun 25, 2020 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: Unknown
Sorry—he left his compassion in his other soul. from Jun 25, 2020