The Comedy Couple

On today's episode, it's "International Cat Day" (ugh), Papa John hates Obamacare, and Justin Bieber hates bald princes. Plus, an Olympic weightlifter almost dies, an Olympic diver also almost dies, and we found some awesome food tips!

On today's episode, an Olympian gets busted for eating pot brownies, Andy talk about "The Infamous Improv Class Pot Brownie Incident," Levi Johnston wants his son back, and the douchey Chick-Fil-A protestor apologizes. Plus, a kid makes a fortune selling lemonade, waterparks are bad for your lady-bits, and a playful personality is super attractive!

On today's episode, Ryan Lochte seems kinda stupid, Kangaroo Condoms are infiltrating Olympic Village, and a preacher tries to heal people by beating the crap out of them. Plus, bees delay a flight, Octomom's willing to date the highest bidder, and a huge douche gets fired for his Chick-Fil-A protesting fail!

On today's show, Michael Phelps has ALL THE MEDALS, guys who throw like girls, why Andy quit little league, Rhoda's career-ending injury, and Prince Harry is done partying, guv'nah! Plus, Miley Cyrus gets owned by a swat team prankster, we prank another celeb, we talk about the Wal-Mart toe-sucker, and the only CEO in history who's ever been awesome.

On today's episode, "Support Chick-Fil-A Day" is a thing that happened, a New Hampshire Chick-Fil-A has some explainin' to do, Eminem is the most popular musician on Facebook, and "Jurassic Park" might be real. Plus, Mark Zuckerberg's sister is a traitor, Karl Lagerfeld isn't a Pippa Middleton fan, and a super-strong girl rescues her dad!

On today's episode, the results of our "public breastfeeding" poll, Kobe proves, once again, that he can't be trusted around women, and a sports reporter doesn't recognize Evander Holyfield. Plus, Octomom wants you to buy her a house, a crazy lady breaks into prison, and we get some awesome shout-outs!

IT'S RHODA'S BIRTHDAY!!! WOOOOO!!! On today's episode, we have an in-depth conversation about "Saved By The Bell, and what the cast is up to now. Plus, Rob Pattinson moved out of that smelly girl's house, Bret Michaels loses his rock of love, and we get a call from a Ryan Lochte Super-Fan!

Today, the second oldest Olympian ever is very old, Dick Cheney isn't a fan of Sarah Palin, Minecraft is gay-friendly, and a bag of Jolly Ranchers has a nasty surprise. Plus, a loyal listener calls to talk about breastfeeding, Snoop is banned from Norway, and Rhoda got food poisoning. It was rough.

It's FRIDAY! On today's episode,The Olympics are starting and we couldn't care less, we sort of miss MySpace, the "Cloud Atlas" trailer looks awesome, Barack Obama hates the "Housewives", Holly Madison wants a baby, and group of angry husbands stole a man's....umm..."appendage."

On today's episode, we go over the results of our "Modern Family" poll, J.K. Rowling brings "Harry Potter" to her house, Kristen Stewart is a dirty, homewrecking cheater, and Snooki is taking a vow of celebacy. Plus, an apartment manager botches a sting operation, a kid golfer is better than you'll ever be, "Toddlers & Tiaras" is the worst, a sausage party turns deadly, and Justin Bieber is starting to grow on us.

On today's episode, we get an awesome shout-out from a news site, we talk about a homophobic newspaper, Kirstie Alley is getting sued, and there's a new Instagram trend that we can't wait to ignore. Plus, Kate Gosselin is back (much to our chagrin), we honor George Jefferson, the "Modern Family" cast is greedy, and naps are healthy.

On today's episode, we talk about the best way to discipline your child, Kermit is fed up with Chick-Fil-A, and Mike Huckabee Hearts Chicken Sammiches! Plus, alcoholic water, Mariah Carey joins "Idol," Ashton and Mila are dating, and the Joe Paterno statue gets taken down!

On today's episode, a boy who literally became Britney Spears, Bristol Palin's son Tripp is the most adorable little homophobe, and we talk about how you can now find out if you're pregnant while you're knockin' back a few. Plus, great jobs for hipsters, and watch out, Colbert...there are bears on the loose at Sears! Oh, and we have a new voiceover talent. You'll love her.

On today's episode, Fred Willard can't keep it in his pants, sexy movies have a terrible effect on teens, we call God to talk about George Zimmerman, and Mitt Romney's wife is tired of you people! Plus, we mourn the loss of a comedy icon, complain about the Emmy nominations, and we review "The Dark Knight Rises." Listen and subscribe. God wants you to.

On today's episode, we're gearing up for "The Dark Knight Rises," Michael Vick wants a dog, Sofia Vergara's boobies are rich, Chelsea Handler's the worst, and Katy Perry...is also the worst. Plus, a kickball saves a kid's life, an app can save your life, and Mr. Wizard hated life.