-The Mary and Karla Show-

Episode 12 - labor day, beach, 3 foot wide walk way, i took russian, stealing gas, BBQ snub, sand, get married in the park, cancun, mary pictures, g string, big thursday night, patriots kick off day, OC, new fall shows, glove compartment, pepto bismal, eating cookies with nicole, anissa in atlantic city, i cut bill clintons hair, shout outs, cab driver, dean martin and jerry lewis, howard stern, golden girls, who knows jay-z, hibernation - www.maryandkarla.com - maryandkarla@yahoo.com

Episode 11 - I talk too much, king size 3 musketeers, body for life, tub of ice cream, milk, italian, nascar, pit crew, monkey, car crash, pilates, jackass, benadryl addiction, inhaler, asthma attack, m and m, farting at pilates, marys thong, victorias secret, i hate feet, pedicure, will you microderm my feet, nip tuck, water proof mascara, we are angels, suge knight shot, they are in the underworld, stuffed in a matress, fsu, goonies, who moved my cheese, mardens, mix tapes, ocd, 4 mice, him and whore, theo epstein, cheering camp, spirit stick, bring it on, key club, odyssey of the mind, motorized bike without a motor, call mom and dad, loser exboyfriend, new england patriots man, 40 year old virgin review, siskel died, i am saving myself for marriage, strip tease, double ds, truck driver, slurring my words, public works, word up, swing batter swing, you drank a bottle of church wine, k7, come baby come, jay-z contest, ultimate nerd, sanitary napkins, do not douche, baday, baby face, my boo, punch in the face, wheel chair out of control on high street, laguna beach, golden girls, thank you for being a friend, intervention, you are so vain, get off the gateway drugs, nude photos, shout out, red sox- www.maryandkarla.com - maryandkarla@yahoo.com

Episode 10 - Live at the baseball game, sea dogs, ymca, hadlock field, exboyfriend, autograph, light up pen, marys cherry, sweet potatoes, umpire and catcher, i want to rub down his shoulders, i made eye contact with the sea biscuit guy, theo epstein, kicked in the head by a camel, i was never drunk, shes not a drinker but shes a fool, first base, fenway park, chicken dance in austria, been to london twice, he is just not that into you, it is not a bible, canada ho, when september is done so am i, hibernation, arguments, cab, boot and buckle, dog bone, you are making me out to be a stripper, he has two kids, i puked in my sleep, will you yell the name meredith, giving away mary, did i talk about theo epstein, the wave, shout outs, mail bag, sweet caroline - wwww.maryandkarla.com - maryandkarla@yahoo.com

Episode 9 - grapes, pirate party, von bitch, trip, no shampoo, ssd, don't look in my bag, reeses pieces, m and ms, blockbusters, dave matthews concert, show us your pecks, sea glass, our island trip, 20 bucks, ferry, swim, i hate mosquitoes, buying beer on the bikes, word up, omission, ignant minute, pamela andersons entrance, my boo again, courtney love, lisp, shout outs, mail bag, julien mcmahon, laguna beach, curb your enthusiasm, arrested development, nip tuck, no matter where you go you are who you are playa - wwww.maryandkarla.com - maryandkarla@yahoo.com

Episode 8 - thanks, bustin through the toll booth, going out on the weekend, you left me at the bar, i did not get arrested this week, i got lucky, sleeping with anissa, the beach, my feet are black, tree sap, cleaning my car, getting some, blizzard ice cream, britney wants to be a showgirl, vegas, celine dion, those cokeheads, word up, gang, cold stone, hemorrhoids, left handers day, contest, jay-z, my wrists are hurting, if you cheat we will kill your cat, i thought of you at work, my boo, shout outs, mail bag, we are not drugged, we do not have ADD, will you be my brother, we are brilliant, sexy boyfriend, tasty, homeless ipod owners - wwww.maryandkarla.com - maryandkarla@yahoo.com

Episode 7 - I am not gonna talk as much, date with julien mcmahon, he just flew in, one wheat english muffin, half a can of almonds, wraps for everyone, sea dog, body spray, i love aliens, shakira barbie, purple poodle, word up, moot, i see listeners in the mic, nose pickers, i drive a milk truck and I drive a fire truck, nicole kidman, tommy lee, i got naked on nip tuck, vixen eyes, when karla met mary, restuffing the chippendales, phone call from dad, pompous, you can keep your tom cruise, mailbag, shout outs, male gigolo search, real estate, squatters, recluse, Booger Pickin' Man by Tom Mabe - wwww.maryandkarla.com - maryandkarla@yahoo.com

Episode 6 - I hit an animal, starbucks, chai fat free milk tall, it's funny, I don't think so, beach bar, old people dancing, weekend, upstate NY, green hair in pool, NY mall, snacks, acid reflex, man in the outhouse, snack explosion, flutes, dice, dictionary, word up, reviews of movies we haven't even seen - The 40 Year Old Vigin, etiquette, smells during the fantastic four, angle hair pasta hair, mailbag, e-mails from fans - wwww.maryandkarla.com - maryandkarla@yahoo.com

Episode 5 - All men cheat, jude law and the nanny, people mag said they did freaky stuff, freaky friday, jealousy says the doctor, my last boy left because I was perfect, compliment guys, word of the day, strike when the iron is hot, falling off the wagon, get on the wagon, ride it 'til tuesday, crystal meth is the tina, botox, deer in the headlight, i believe in beauty, i stopped drinking, word up, addicted to coffee, java, pen mark, if you are pregnant don't do crystal meth, neck brace, velvet is in says bazaar, mary's new bikini, oprah - wwww.maryandkarla.com - maryandkarla@yahoo.com

Episode 4 - Wig, Hello Kitty, out of the bra, hair products, boom!, porno mags, baseball, naked men and women, new apartment, fireworks, ghetto, kids at the pool, cleared off my iPod, Lucky Bitch Radio - luckybitchradio.com, streaking, Old School, Matthew McConaughey, JK Living, Ray Romano, Tony Danza, boogie boarding, no more Tom Cruise, Angelina's lips, Jennifer please do not go back - wwww.maryandkarla.com - maryandkarla@yahoo.com

Episode 3 - Hustle and Flow, Laguna Beach, The OC, choosing a theme song, GNR, low rider, my boo, movin' on up, suzy phone call, chocolate chip cookies, ignant minute, word of the day, gossip, US Weekly, mary's chest, bobby and whitney, reality show, gum, threesome, Blowout, grizzly bear dream and big booty - wwww.maryandkarla.com - maryandkarla@yahoo.com

Episode 2 - Gossip, stories and much more

Episode 1 - We kick off our first episode!