2 Homos - Lesbian Podcast
Summary: Ever wonder what two Lesbians talk about when they get together? Well...wonder no more. The 2 Homos Lesbian podcast is the show with two Lesbians sitting around talking about whatever crosses our minds. We're not always politically correct, and no topic is off limits. Come spend some time and get intimate with us. We're open-minded, we speak our minds...and sometimes, for better or worse, there's no "edit" button. Enjoy the random observations of the 2 Homos Lesbian Podcast.
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- Artist: 2homos@2homos.com (Roxanne and Virginia)
- Copyright: Creative Commons 2006
Podcasts:
One more with our friends from Nor Cal... It's everything you ever wanted to know about exes. Learn what it takes to make sure you never have to bump into your ex unexpectedly in public, learn how to deal with a constellation of exes at a party, and learn how to make sure that none of them ever sleep with each other and become each others exes.
When you're picking out pajamas, it's important to match the tops and bottoms. The same holds true for relationships. You carefully read the label to make sure you know exactly what you're buying, but when you get her home and open her box, you realize that it was all just false advertising. Our friends from Northern California join us for a chat.
Roxanne's mommy comes over for a vist and tells us what it was like for her when she found out Roxanne was gay. She also shares a secret from her past when she was hit on by a Lesbian who wanted her to move in with her that very night. The only thing that's changed between now and then is that Lesbians at least wait until the second date to bring the U-Haul.
When it comes to food, Roxanne is not the most adventurous person on the planet. But, she does understand that maintaining a healthy relationship takes a little bit of compromise, mixed with a touch of flexibility and the desire to step out of your comfort zone once in a while. She also knows when to say...enough is enough.
You never know when that next big earthquake is going to strike. If tonight is the night the "Big One" happens, and the house falls down and crushes the computer, this may very well be our last podcast. Of course, if you're reading this page and listening to this podcast...then things probably didn't really go down that way.
It's time to dispel some myths. Not every straight girl is a Lesbian's wet dream. And, just because someone tells you that you have a cute purse...it doesn't mean they're trying to pick you up.
It starts off innocently enough when you get the new girlfriend. At first you want to spend every moment together, then you forget about all your old friends, then you start wearing her clothes...and before you know it, you have the same haircut. You've become the Lesbian Clones.
There's nothing like a nice, relaxing day out at sea on a boat fishing. That is, unless you spend the day blowing chunks off the side of the boat and still have to hose it down to clean it off when you're done.
It happens to all of us. We're innocently checking the mail, and there it it...the dreaded jury duty notice. As the panic spreads through your veins, do you think about running it through the paper shredder to pretend you never got it? Do you toss it into the street and hope that it gets sucked into the sewers? Do you make endless excuses and continue to reschedule until the end of your life? Or, do you step up to the plate like Roxanne, and perform your civic duty like a true American hero!
When we were younger, we would always see those scary, older Lesbians out at the bars and think, "ewwwwww". Somehow the tables have turned, and now we are those scary Lesbians. That still doesn't stop us from being the pigs we always were.
Remember when life used to be fun? Travel back in time with us to the time when it was ok to put on a thick layer of baby oil and sit in the sun all day, when you could sit in your room and lick the walls with lead paint, and it was perfectly fine to ride in the back of a Ford Pinto.
As Lesbians, it's our civic duty to do an "L Word" podcast. In fact, I think it may be written into law somehwere. So, here it is.
In a new relationship it's important to understand the boundary between intimacy and over-sharing. Apparently, this can still be an issue for couples that have been together for a while. It seems that Roxanne and I still haven't found that perfect balance yet.
Roxanne goes on-line for a bit of web surfing, and gets stalked by on-line predators as she innocently tries to play Trendetta, her favorite video game. The tweens educate her on how to fight back. I'm not sure I can leave her alone with the internet any more.
Walk that fine line with us between fan and stalker as we discuss Roxanne's latest Tivo adventure, "For the Love of Dolly". I'm off to lick Roxanne's seatbelt right now.