Rich and George's 15 Minutes of Shame

Series 6 Ep1 - Series Premiere

Series 6 Ep1 - Series Premiere

Series 5 Ep12 - Exiles Schmexiles

Series 5 Ep12 - Exiles Schmexiles

Series 5 Ep11 - Charity

Series 5 Ep11 - Charity

Series 5 Ep10 - Old Fuckers and Technology

Series 5 Ep10 - Old Fuckers and Technology

Facebook was designed for the very few people selected to go to Harvard. If you are not as clever as one of those elite few (I'm not for a minute suggesting I am) then you have no right to an account. Facebook gets ruined by stupidity, the sort of stupidity demonstrated on an hourly basis by people in your news feed. Maybe you get drawn into arguments with people you've never met, maybe you agree to donate a 'Like' to someone daft enough to base their decision on whether they bring their offspring into the world on the basis that some strangers gave them a million 'likes', maybe you're a teenager who treats 'likes' of your profile picture as some sort of pointless currency amongst your circle of equally confused friends. Chances are you update your status to tell us all your 'feelings' please don't for a minute think we give a shit, worse you are the sort of utter waste of skin who clicks 'Like' when you hear a good friend has been burgled... and this reader, is where our prologue endeth.

Facebook was designed for the very few people selected to go to Harvard. If you are not as clever as one of those elite few (I'm not for a minute suggesting I am) then you have no right to an account. Facebook gets ruined by stupidity, the sort of stupidity demonstrated on an hourly basis by people in your news feed. Maybe you get drawn into arguments with people you've never met, maybe you agree to donate a 'Like' to someone daft enough to base their decision on whether they bring their offspring into the world on the basis that some strangers gave them a million 'likes', maybe you're a teenager who treats 'likes' of your profile picture as some sort of pointless currency amongst your circle of equally confused friends. Chances are you update your status to tell us all your 'feelings' please don't for a minute think we give a shit, worse you are the sort of utter waste of skin who clicks 'Like' when you hear a good friend has been burgled... and this reader, is where our prologue endeth.

Series 5 Ep 8 - George's Bad Idea

Series 5 Ep 8 - George's Bad Idea

Old age, 'It happens to the best of us', which is a strange comment given that it flies in the face of it's equally famous age related comment, 'Only the good die young'. Seeing as Freddie Mercury & Queen wrote a song about the 'good dying young' then we must surely agree with that. (Unless Freddie was simply trying to pre-empt obituary writers into deciding whether he had 'good AIDS' or 'bad AIDS). Anyone out there who cannot remember Freddie Mercury or football before Ryan Giggs probably doesn't need to listen to this, unless you want a warning about what old age is like. In this episode George, 33 and Rich, 33 (at time of recording) discuss how life has changed in their dotage. To be honest, as ridiculous as that sounds, throughout history 33 has been a very old age. Anyone older than 33 (including Rich since his birthday) is an abomination and a complete insult to Darwinism. Consider yourself on Mother Nature's hit list. You're going down, soon. Probably being stabbed to death after being chased down the street by hooded chavs, angry at your avoidance of death by Sabre tooth tiger or being taken as a human sacrifice to a deity. Have a good week.

Old age, 'It happens to the best of us', which is a strange comment given that it flies in the face of it's equally famous age related comment, 'Only the good die young'. Seeing as Freddie Mercury & Queen wrote a song about the 'good dying young' then we must surely agree with that. (Unless Freddie was simply trying to pre-empt obituary writers into deciding whether he had 'good AIDS' or 'bad AIDS). Anyone out there who cannot remember Freddie Mercury or football before Ryan Giggs probably doesn't need to listen to this, unless you want a warning about what old age is like. In this episode George, 33 and Rich, 33 (at time of recording) discuss how life has changed in their dotage. To be honest, as ridiculous as that sounds, throughout history 33 has been a very old age. Anyone older than 33 (including Rich since his birthday) is an abomination and a complete insult to Darwinism. Consider yourself on Mother Nature's hit list. You're going down, soon. Probably being stabbed to death after being chased down the street by hooded chavs, angry at your avoidance of death by Sabre tooth tiger or being taken as a human sacrifice to a deity. Have a good week.

Series 5 Ep6 - New Car Park Rules