Two Fat Guys Talk

e071: We Talk Stuff of Things and the Dudes That Do That Dave and Carlos have an impromptu discussion about controversies in both video games and the real world. Also, Dave gets annoyed. Very annoyed. Notable timestamps: 0:02:43 = Marriage equality in the US. Go US! Also Greek austerity, the potentially (perpetually?) crumbling EU, and "southern pride." 0:13:36 - Nintendo and their fans' disgusting support of conversion therapy and homophobia/biphobia in Fire Emblem Fates. Also talk of transgender characters in Guild Wars 2 and how Blizzard is bigoted. 0:26:19 - Is the "Nintendo PlayStation" prototype is a hoax? 0:29:47 - Lazy PC ports are lazy. Yes this is an Arkham Knight rant. Also lazy porting in general, from any gaming platform to any other. 0:41:07 - Shoutouts to Kayin's latest game, Brave Earth: Prologue, coming to Steam Greenlight soon! His site: http://kayin.moe/. Yes that's the actual URL. Also shoutouts to WayForward's latest Shantae demo! 0:43:34 - Disney's Inside Out is awesome! We talk about how awesome it is. 0:54:13 - Voicemails! Meowth (@meowth900 on Twitter) talks more E3, show recommendations/slamming, Steven Universe developments, and voice actors who have sadly passed away. Then friends of the show Kiki and Po send in TRIPLE TRIAD! http://TwoFatGuysTalk.com

Fall Anime 2014 - Akatsuki No Yona (Yona of the Dawn) - Full Series Impressions & Discussion (audio ver.) This is the *audio* version of Carlos and Dave's Akatsuki No Yona retrospective, part of our continuing, up-to-the-minute coverage of the Fall 2014 anime season. A video version will be available shortly on http://TwoFatGuysTalk.com.

e070: Three Es? The Week of Somewhat Disappointing Game Stuff! Dave, Carlos, Kiki, and Po talk about dat E3 and how it... well, it definitely happened. That it happened is, in fact, a fact. Notable timestamps: 0:03:04 - Kiki talks about building her cosplay for Otacon, which leads to Carlos talking about the wonderfully varied world of tape. 0:04:15 - The E3 talk begins! Carlos was generally unimpressed with both E3 and everyone's preparedness for the podcast. Dave liked a bunch of it. Po and Kiki enjoyed hearing about the wacky world that was the Square-Enix presentation. And a whole bunch more. 0:40:39 - TRIPLE TRIAD! 0:42:55 - TRIPLE TRIAD! 0:49:48 - More important and leading female characters in games? Yes please. 0:52:41 - Voicemails from Meowth (http://twitter.com/meowth900), Rowan (http://twitter.com/link6616), and... Po? More E3, Steven Universe, musicals, and more. 1:11:29 - We talk about how much Jurassic World sucked. http://TwoFatGuysTalk.com

e069: Deep Dish Digimon? The Secret Meetings of the Digilluminati! Dave, Carlos, Kiki, and Po return for fun podcast times. Notable timestamps: 0:00:00 - Po brings us a gripping narrative crossing over Babar and Trigun. Seriously, this needs to be heard to be believed. 0:08:21 - The titular topic. Ever notice how Tai, Matt, TK, Kari, their Digimon, and sometimes Izzy will make plans and exclude everyone else? We discuss this and speculate what this may mean for the upcoming Digimon Tri... 0:28:14 - Voicemails from Meowth (http://twitter.com/meowth900) about political mascots, Sailor Moon, spoilers, Splatoon, Digimon, and tips for beating the heat. http://TwoFatGuysTalk.com

Interlude: Mad Max Fury Road -- SPOILER ALERT for Mad Max Fury Road. -- Carlos and Dave saw the amazing Mad Max Fury Road, and now they gonna rave about it!

e068: Sixty-Eight? The Sixty-Eighth Episode of the Podcast! Today Carlos and Dave work without an outline and talk about various, um, things. Notable timestamps: 0:02:30 - Mighty No. 9 demo impressions. 0:09:20 - Elder Scrolls 6: Valenwood talk. Just how is that pesky word pronounced? 0:14:33 - Does Mortal Kombat really need Fatalities to stay relevant and cool and hype and whatnot? We talk about this for quite a bit, including crossover implications. Also assorted fighting game topics for conversation. 0:41:43 - E3 2015 conference predictions! 0:49:56 - What’s a podcast without voicemails from Meowth (http://twitter.com/meowth900)? Not much of a podcast I’d say! She talks about anime/manga, Gravity Falls, Steven Universe, school assignments, Mario Kart DLC, Patreon, and a bunch more.

e063: Let's Just All Agree That Sailor Moon Needs a Better Reboot (Keep listening at the end...) -- INDEX -- 0:00:00 - Preamble & Opening Banter - Friends of the show Kiki and Po are back! - There is no cow level. 0:04:58 - Mailbag & Corrections - An existential question about temporal existence from Rowan (@link6616 on Twitter). - Voicemails from Meowth900 (@meowth900 on Twitter) get Dave all riled up! 0:24:36 - WHAT YOU DO!? (Dave & Carlos AND FRIENDS catch up) 0:36:27 - Timed Jumps & Fist Bumps (Games) - Awesome Games Done Quick 2015 was awesome! - New Nintendo 3DS finally comes our way, but only in XL size and with no AC adapter. - ZELDA COCKS. 0:46:15 - I Hope Dave-Sempai Notices Me (Anime) - We all wax poetic on how fucking terrible and disappointing Sailor Moon Crystal is. 1:04:33 - Shitlord Saga - Tuxedo Mask is a shitlord. - Pegasus (from Sailor Moon) is also a shitlord... maybe? Maybe not? - Family Circus (the newspaper comic). - The Guardians of Oa are so shitlord we need to discuss them again. - Delita from Final Fantasy Tactics is the lord of shitlords. 1:27:56 - Parting Thoughts - Shitty Canadian singers and bands. - Char's Counterattack sucks. - Po informs us that there was once an American Sailor Moon cartoon. - Nobody believes him, until... 1:42:52 - Bonus Clip: WTF THERE WAS AN AMERICAN SAILOR MOON CARTOON!? - Jesus titty-fucking Christ there was! - Well, sort of: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=358ewVY2nko

Fall Anime 2014 - Yuuki Yuuna Wa Yuusha De Aru - Full Series Impressions & Discussion -- (Audio-only version; check http://carlosanddaveanimerave.com for the video when it's released. Which, btw, may be a while, so don't skip this expecting the video anytime soon) This is Carlos and Dave's look at Fall 2014 anime; in this episode, we go over our full series impressions of Yuuki Yuuna Wa Yuusha De Aru, including our thoughts on what the hell happened in the end and breakdown of each character.

e062: Two Oh One Five? 2015 Predictions About Friggin' Everything! -- Credit to Camilla Khau for the awesome new album cover! Her site: http://camillakhau.webs.com/ <- Go visit it! (Apologies for audio issues.) -- INDEX -- 0:00:00 - Preamble & Opening Banter - Inducting Dave into the Wii U family. - Top games of 2014 according to two fat assholes. 0:11:32 - Mailbag & Corrections - Voicemails from Meowth900 (@meowth900 on Twitter). - We bicker over FMA: Brotherhood vs. 2003 again. - The Interview film and the Sony hack. - The fine art of telling a condescending asshole to fuck off. 0:39:11 - WHAT YOU DO!? (Dave & Carlos catch up) - Carlos caves and added a single new WoW addon (Master Plan). - Dave talks shit about Sword Art Online's second season. - Korra and Asami are A CANON FUCKING COUPLE WHOO WHOO YEEAAH! 0:45:44 - Dave & Carlos Predict the Shit Out of 2015 - In addition to predictions, there's also general game/movie/miscellaneous talk. - (0:59:22) Lots of Star Wars talk, including The Force Awakens predictions. - (1:12:22) Political predictions and angry rambling, capped off with more game talk. 1:27:42 - Shitlord Saga - Dave, for the way he eats Oreos. - Hackers (not the movie). 1:30:04 - Parting Thoughts

Fall Anime 2014 - Yuuki Yuuna Wa Yuusha De Aru - Mid-Season Impressions -- (Audio-only version; check http://carlosanddaveanimerave.com for the video when it's released.) This is Carlos and Dave's look at Fall 2014 anime; in this episode, we go over our mid-season impressions of Yuuki Yuuna Wa Yuusha De Aru.

e061: Full Circle? 2014 Gaming Predictions Are Scrutinized Moistly! -- Credit to Camilla Khau for the awesome new album cover! Her site: http://camillakhau.webs.com/ <- Go visit it! -- INDEX -- 0:00:00 - Preamble and Opening Banter - Including talk of Disney villains like Darth Vader and Thanos. - BLUE COCKS? 0:05:43 - Mailbag & Corrections - Nothing this week, but send us voicemail for next time! 0:06:02 - WHAT YOU DO!? (Dave & Carlos catch up) - Dave's new Wii U. - Carlos' mythical "list." 0:09:30 - I Hope Dave-Sempai Notices Me (Anime) - Carlos' obsession with yuri. - OH GOD Evangelion talk. - Heteronormative bullshit. 0:14:05 - Shitlord Saga - Smash Bros. clone characters (and clones in other fighters). - Barack Obama. 0:20:37 - Timed Jumps & Fist Bumps (Games) - Street Fighter 5 issues and other fighting game talk. - Where the hell is DOOM 4? - Chris Benoit, or can create-a-character features go too far? - (0:41:05) Looking back at our 2014 gaming predictions (hear the predictions at http://tfgtg.blogspot.com/2014/01/e040-2014-makes-most-man-moist.html). 1:05:23 - Parting Thoughts

e060: Anime! Video Games! Christmas! Tell My Wife I Said Hello? -- Credit to Camilla Khau for the awesome new album cover! Her site: http://camillakhau.webs.com/ <- Go visit it! -- INDEX -- 0:00:00 - Preamble and Opening Banter 0:03:09 - WHAT YOU DO!? (ie, Dave & Carlos catch up): Includes rumbling over the title and long-ish discussion of the trailer for Star Wars: The Force Awakens 0:23:04 - Mailbag & Corrections: Voicemail (and a correction) from @link6616, @meowth900, & @Absolutely_Daft (all on Twitter); huge thanks for your messages! 1:01:35 - I Hope Dave-Sempai Notices Me (ie, Anime): If you skipped to here, go back to Mailbag & Corrections for more anime talk 1:10:40 - Shitlord Saga: Carlos, Dave, Nintendo, Ubisoft 1:12:49 - How Two Fat Guys Would Do It: Quick musings on how we'd do a new Final Fantasy feature film and what games we'd turn into anime 1:22:10 - BONUS SECTION: Anime-vengers, and random rambling proving Dave and Carlos have watched too much anime over their lives 2:00:07 - Parting Thoughts

Fall Anime 2014 Week 3 Retrospective and What's Next (podcast ver.) -- (Audio-only version; check http://twofatguystalk.com for the video when it's released.) This is Carlos and Dave's look at Fall 2014 anime; in this episode, we go over our impressions of Week 3 and talk about what's next for us and this little experiment of ours. (We got the anime series info from http://anichart.net; visit them.) Week 3 Final Results and What We're Continuing (recommended for AFTER the podcast): http://tfgtg.blogspot.com/2014/12/fall-anime-2014-week-3-final-results.html

Fall Anime 2014 Week 3 Part 3 (podcast ver.) - Carlos and Dave Anime Rave -- (Audio-only version; check http://twofatguystalk.com for the video when it's released.) Week 3 pt. 3 of Carlos and Dave's look at Fall 2014 anime! #PrayForCarlos for having to go through with this. We got the anime series info from http://anichart.net; they're a great resource any anime fan should visit. Rankings thus far (recommended for AFTER the podcast): http://tfgtg.blogspot.com/2014/11/fall-anime-2014-week-3-part-3-rankings.html

Fall Anime 2014 Week 3 Part 2 (podcast ver.) - Carlos and Dave Anime Rave -- (Audio-only version; check http://twofatguystalk.com for the video when it's released.) Week 3 pt. 2 of Carlos and Dave's look at Fall 2014 anime! #PrayForCarlos for having to go through with this. We got the anime series info from http://anichart.net; they're a great resource any anime fan should visit. Rankings thus far (recommended for AFTER the podcast): http://tfgtg.blogspot.com/2014/11/fall-anime-2014-week-3-part-2-rankings.html