Who Asked You?

Hot chick problems, the problem with that holographic Tupac at Coachella, Mel Gibson's career problems and a woman with heart problems. Yeah, we got problems.

We've got several things on today's show that come from right here in the USA... including the show itself! But you probably already knew that. Special guest-host, Stephanie Payne from V.A.G.I.N.A. joins us to talk about the AFAN Aids Walk fundraiser that took place here in Las Vegas. As far as I know, Stephanie was 'made' in the USA. Then in our Calendar segment Husband Appreciation Day on Friday the 20th, spawns a rather interesting debate on just how many holidays are devoted to men and how many are for women. The chat room gets involved, there's some disagreement... good fun. Charlie hates the Calendar segment altogether, but this is why I do it! Dialogue! Something else made in America... THE SIMPSONS. The show's creator, Matt Groening, finally gave away the location of his Springfield. He told Smithsonian Magazine it's based on the Springfield he lived near in Oregon. Everyone in the room is in agreement that this little secret DID NOT need to be revealed. That was part of the charm of the animated Springfield; we didn't know where the heck it was! But now we do... honestly though, who watches THE SIMPSONS anymore? You all know our opinion on the show, so we'll move right along. This is definitely made in the USA... Hollywood to be exact... although we wish it weren't. The new SHORT CIRCUIT remake is well underway. Its director, Tim Hill, says Johnny 5 will get a meaner, more modern makeover. Apparently he was too lovable and cute in the first two films. Which... was... what... made Johnny 5 so interesting. Number 5 will take inspiration from current computer design and unmanned drones. Will he be visiting Afghanistan too? The USA has no shortage of stupid studies. There are diseases to cure, alternative fuel sources to find... but naw, lets figure out if drinking a lot of beer makes you smarter. We also have the results to a study done here in the USA that makes an alarming connection between the number of Wal-Marts and the number of hate groups in a given community. The study found that the more of these stores there are, the more hate groups there will be. Tune-in to hear researchers' reasons why this could be and decide if you agree or if they're just picking on Wal-Mart. And we've got some maids in the USA. Naked ones! A new nude maid service in Lubbock, Texas is raising the eyebrows (among other things, I'm sure) of local law enforcement. The owner claims she runs a maid service. The city says it's an adult business and she needs to pay for the proper permits. We'll be the judge of this and you can too! And lastly, an invention of the USA... 3D re-releases of movies you've already seen. In this case, it's TITANIC 3D and the lack of tit in the Chinese version. The State Administration of Radio, Film and Television believes seeing Kate Winslet's tatas in three dimensions may lead some viewers to reach out and try to touch them. And that could in turn annoy others in the theater that aren't stupid and know it's just a movie. Is this a genuine concern by the government? Or just further censorship of their media? We discuss it briefly before we too are shut off and ca......... SHOW LINKS: Zoap - Your Kids Are Going To Hate This Product! V.A.G.I.N.A. (Very Awesome Girls Into Nerdy Activities) AFAN Nevada - Aid for AIDS of Nevada Smithsonian Magazine: Matt Groening Reveals Real Location Of Springfield The Simpsons Official Website Budweiser.com LiveScience.com: Do Big-Box Stores Help Create Hate Groups? Study Says Yes OffbeatChina.com: No 3D boobs for Chinese viewers New Releases for Tuesday, April 17th: Mission: Impossible Ghost Protocol (2-Disc Blu-ray/DVD Combo +Digital Copy) Frozen Planet (Complete Series) Shame (Blu-ray/ DVD + Digital Copy) High Road to China Eight Is Enough (Season 1) Roger Corman's Cult Classics: The Nurses Collection American Dad! (Volume 7) Young Justice (Season 1, Volumes 1, 2 & 3) The Legend of the Legendary Heroes: Part One and Part 2(Blu-ray/DVD Combo) 7 Below

As indicated with our title this week, the show has both a mention of rapper Ghostface Killah and contains a bit of filler. Or 'fillah' for the sake of a rhyme. Dennis, who had been partyin' hard with family for Easter got a little tipsy, and as a result is somewhat quieter than usual on the program. Without his nuggets of knowledge and opinion a void is left in the hour that must be filled. Luckily we do so. Not as smoothly, I must admit, as in the past. Here's how it breaks down this week. Get ready for another integrated Bowel Movement. After our discussion on EPISODE 200 - FROM BACK TO FRONT, regarding the various techniques of wiping one's arse, I came across a product that could unify us all in this matter. It's called the Comfort Wipe. It's a plastic wand with a gripper on the end that holds your wad of toilet paper. You'll hear the commercial on the show explain the many advantages to using this $20 device. Throw in our classic Bowel Movement theme and it's a trip down memory lane. If you've never heard these brief podcasts, just search our site for "The Bowel Movement" to find these past gems complements of Dennis. Then it's onto the Calendar where we celebrate Bat Appreciation Week, New Releases where we forget Margaret Thatcher's name, call on the ErrorFM chat room for help and then the results to last week's 'We Ask You Poll' regarding Michael Bay's changing of the Ninja Turtles origin story. Uwe Boll, the German movie director that many consider the worst in the world is being sued by a producer from one of his latest films. I present a Chase's Challenge to everyone not so much to see if they can guess what he's being sued for but more so just to hear a rapid-fire list of Uwe Boll jokes. Charlie loses his mind on the next story. It's the subject of Get The Fuck Outta Here, our segment where Joe Pesci does the honors of telling some person, place or thing to do just that. These stories are absurd. After hearing them you literally recite the famous Pesci line involuntarily. The school system in New York is retracting a moronic list of banned words from tests that they pulled out of their asses. Backlash from parents seemed to be brutal and swift. And with good reason. They wanted to remove words like birthday, dinosaurs, Halloween, junk food and more from all standardized tests. They sent the list of fifty words to the various publishers of these tests. Tune in and hear other words and phrases they wanted removed in an ongoing attempt to pussify our nation's youth further than they already have been. Did you know that Encyclopedia Britannica is still in business? Did you know up until 2010 they were still making physical books? Well now you do. You shoulda looked it up. They announced however, that they are ceasing their print editions in favor of digital interactive content through their website and apps. Apparently the free Wikipedia has caught up to them. Although you'll still have to pay to access a lot of Britannica's content, at least you know what you're reading is true and not written by some vindictive contributor that Wikipedia just hasn't caught yet. This begins our first chunk of fillah in which we review an old commercial for the encyclopedias in an attempt to learn how much they cost. HOLLYWOOD SQUARES is returning to MTV in the form of, HIP HOP SQUARES. It'll be a new take on the game show featuring musicians, athletes and MTV personalities in the tic-tac-toe boxes instead of Whoopi Goldberg, Gilbert Gottfried and the like. Among those chosen to appear, Nick Cannon... of course... rappers, Biz Markie, Fat Joe and Ghostface Killah — all of which I'm too white to pronounce correctly. And Pittsburgh Steelers' linebacker, Lemarr Woodley to name a few. This cues our second chunk of fillah where we think back to the last time we watched MTV. For me, it was THE REAL WORLD: NEW ORLEANS. Immediately, Dennis remembers the guy on that season that sang that stupid song, "Come And Be My Baby Tonight".

I can't think of a better way to kick off our 200's than with our April Fool's Day show. The wonderful thing about Who Asked You? is that most of our stories from any given episode sound like they could be a joke. That's why our April Fool's show is so...