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R.I.P. hitchBOT C-Lane is back and ran into some fans of the show down in West Palm Beach. Sabrina distributed lots of magnets over the weekend. Shawn found it weird that the fighters from over the weekend got ice cold water poured on their crotch. A woman who tried to eat crack cocaine during her arrest provides one of the best mugshots of the year. The show is going back to space (for the first time) (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png) Click/Tap to Download or Listen Now

Just The Two of Us C-Lane is missing, on his way to West Palm to see Dave Matthews Band, so it's just Sabrina and Shawn. Shawn loses 50 bucks to Sabrina, betting over how long it would take to give away 100 magnets at the prize window. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png) Click/Tap to Download or Listen Now

Backyard Bush Banger More on the UC Police officer-involved shooting. Shawn has the police report, and says it doesn't necessarily reflect what you see in the body cam video. A teacher is under fire for a picture depicting students grabbing each of her breasts and making a hideous face. Sabrina has a video of 1,000 musicians playing Foo Fighters' "Learn To Fly" all at once. C-Lane and Shawn don't think it's going to be that good. Akbar makes a triumphant return. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png) Click/Tap to Download or Listen Now

99 Therapists... Sabrina participated in an Improv show as part of classes she's taking and Shawn has audio. Shawn might have startling news for C-Lane that will ruin a certain food item for him. Shawn has audio of a crazy man confronting his ex-girlfriend's new guy. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png) Click/Tap to Download or Listen Now

Down in Beaver County Sabrina and C-Lane had a much more interesting evening than Shawn did, though Shawn did celebrate the app working again. Shawn may have bought Sabrina a house, but there's a catch she won't like. Top Shop's mannequins are under fire for being too skinny. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png) Click/Tap to Download or Listen Now

Sabby's Yacht C-Lane claims he couldn't let Amy K in because he was in a meeting with management. Jack texts in the real reason. The News Junkie is throwing a live broadcast party at the end of August. Sabrina doesn't want to be on a pirate ship and claims she'll have something much better. Dom from The Supervillains calls to tell of C-Lane's mosh pit adventures over the weekend. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png) Click/Tap to Download or Listen Now

You're out, brother! Hulk Hogan is out of the WWE after some racist remarks surfaced. He claims he quit and has tweeted some weird things. Shawn and C-Lane are getting into Mr Robot. Sandra Bland's autopsy was released. A Satanic Church in Florida wants an audience with city commissioners which will feature the Thong Song. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png) Click/Tap to Download or Listen Now

Sharknado, Sharknado, Sharknado! Shawn and Sabrina are hurting after celebrating Sabrina's motion picture debut. C-Lane thinks they're being pussies. Sabrina claims that she's getting phone calls and Twitter requests for more acting jobs, but Shawn doesn't believe her. Three-boobs chick has a GoFundMe. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png) Click/Tap to Download or Listen Now

I'm Movin On! Sabrina is excited for the premiere of Sci-Fi's Sharknado 3, in which she was an extra during filming. Chief Wana Dubie is running for Senate. The nerdiest looking vampire ever gets a rush out of drinking blood. Things get weird when Shawn learns the station went off the air but forgets about the iHeart stream. A pop star's tour truck gained itself a News Junkie magnet. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png) Click/Tap to Download or Listen Now

Pick up a five-pack! C-Lane focuses on the wrong part of a story about a flipped car. A line of shirts at Target is causing a stink, but Shawn doesn't see why. Sabrina confuses packs for buckets. A girl is videotaped playing piano while she sleepwalks. C-Lane says he can sleep and play the guitar. Shawn kills Game of Magnets after a couple bad eggs ruin it for everyone. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png) Click/Tap to Download or Listen Now

Baby Monday Game of Magnets is alive and well. Tom Vann had a baby with an incredibly awesome name. A woman gives birth in a car. A man had his hand attached to his foot for healing purposes. Shawn ponders whether or not he'd shake that hand. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png) Click/Tap to Download or Listen Now

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Magnet, Magnet-Magnet The game of magnets is in full effect, and many are already getting stolen, including one listener who only had his on his car for two hours and one person who took his roommate's magnet before he got home. A dispatch claiming to be from C-Lane's future wife summons an unwanted guest. Adult coloring books are trending in the publishing world. Shawn solicits for new C-Lane websites after he makes an off-color remark. Sabrina tried to participate in Amazon Prime Day but all the selfie sticks were scooped up in a matter of seconds. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png) Click/Tap to Download or Listen Now

Confederate What? A woman was denied an opportunity to meet the Pope after it was decided her nipples were too visible through her shirt. American Eagle says their lingerie brand is gaining success thanks to their policy of not airbrushing the models. C-Lane tries his first Baconator. After a verbal flub, Shawn ponders what a gay supporter of the Confederacy would look and sound like. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png) Click/Tap to Download or Listen Now

Palm Chair and a Pear Tree A man is busted in a horse sex sting. Shawn doesn't think the man should be in jail if no sex was involved. Verne Troyer falls in a club and C-Lane says it's the cutest fall he's ever seen. Video has emerged of a fight breaking out in a local Publix. Sabrina confuses lyrics to a popular Christmas song in The Next Episode. C-Lane has another new website that forwards to his Twitter page. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png) Click/Tap to Download or Listen Now