NOBODY LIKES ONIONS
Summary: If the show was about onions, it would be pretty stupid. Lucky for you, it isn't. NLO is classified as a comedy podcast, but it's so much more. There is a huge following of the show, by individuals of all ages. It's a talk show, a comedy show, a show about life, and an online culture. Patrick and Adam talk about topics in their personal lives and other things they encounter. All opinions on all topics are shared. The show is not for the politically correct or the weak at heart. Be prepared to put your baggage aside and laugh at anything and everything when you listen.
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- Artist: Patrick Melton
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Comedians RYAN DALTON and CORNELL REID are in studio, and we’re all drinking scotch and having more fun than you. Ryan is in town because he thinks he’s a big TV star now. On cable. Cornell is awesome enough to pull off sunglasses inside. We talk about two idiots that got hit by a car [...]
JOSH DENNY is in the studio, along with fans Josh, Sheldon and Rob from Phoenix. The guys brought in a ton of awesome vinyl decals that they made as part of their new business. They’re amazing, and they will all be for sale in the new NLO store. We talk about our adventure to the [...]
RYAN STOUT makes his return to the studio. We are talking about comedy a bit, and being offended. Patrick can’t find any pillows that make his head happy. We learn about a crazy woman dentist who took out all her exes teeth. Why is Allstate monopolizing all of Mayhem’s time? And why are there so [...]
KEN BARNARD is in the studio, with fan Chris G. Patrick is back from Florida and has tons of stories about the flights and hotel he was staying in. He calls the hotel to try to get to the bottom of their issues, but only gets met with indifference. We watch a video that tries [...]
Patrick is heading to Florida to attend to some personal matters, and that means he is still broke. The hits keep on coming in 2012. JOSH DENNY is in the studio to talk about it. We went to see the movie Cabin in the Woods, and it’s horrible. We get really racist in this show, [...]
Patrick and Josh do a show from high above the Vegas strip in their beautiful Bally’s suite. This show talks about their Vegas adventures, meeting the hottest 38-year-old they’ve ever seen, doing comedy, gambling, ordering pizza, and so much more. The sound quality isn’t as good as our normal studio shows, but deal with it. [...]
Patrick is doing a solo show today, and it’s super-sized to make up for no show on Monday. We talk about the new show merch, and Patrick tells about a can koozie fiasco that he is going through with the promotions company. Lots of callers. Patrick gets in to the Johnny B nonsense more than [...]
JOSH DENNY is here, with former intern Shooby and fan Max. We’re drinking spirits and celebrating Friday the 13th. Watch out for spooks and killers out there, kids. We talk about Shooby being late, and how his teeth look like they’re escaping from his mouth. We talk about food trucks and Mexicans, as well as [...]
RYE SILVERMAN and ALLI BREEN are in the studio today. Alli has Patrick all frazzled again by showing up seconds before the show begins. Patrick remember that he lost his virginity on this day, and tells the story. Rye indulges Patrick, Alli and fan Colin with questions about his cross dressing. We come up with [...]
KEN BARNARD is back in the studio. Also a fan is here from Miami. Patrick is getting death threats from the podiatrist fan from Friday, so this could be the last show ever. We also talk about other things, like, uh, well it’s hard to remember with the death threats looming and all. It’s hard [...]
KATIE LEVINE and JOSH DENNY are in the studio, and Patrick is making Katie cringe because of all his anger and negativity. But you do it to yourselves, NLO fans. You do it to yourselves. In this show, Patrick has a crazy series of emails and interaction with yet another bonkers fan who is pissed [...]
Hey it’s SEAN O’BRIEN in the studio for a nice, relaxed one-comic show and conversations with a normal person. Patrick isn’t happy with Sean’s choice of lunch spot, a shitty taco stand. We discuss the merits of tacos from different places. Patrick is getting frustrated by the new NLO Radio stream provider. YouTube sucks so [...]
What an awesome fun show today! CORNELL REID, TESS BARKER, and SCOTT BOWSER are in the studio and we are talking about so much it will make your head spin. Patrick loves hot showers and doesn’t care who knows it. Some nerd fans is calling in to plug an NLO Team Fortress 2 match. We [...]
JOSH DENNY is back in the studio, and woah, this show gets real. I think we have a real friendship breakthrough therapy session. Also in the studio are fans Ben and Brendan, and Brendan brought Patrick some litter he painted with an NLO logo (it’s actually a cool painted bottle slash incense burner – and [...]
Hey we have BRIAN KING in the studio, and we’re talking about an idiot who wrote a letter to Patrick before he was out of cranky-mode this morning, and he’s all yelling about it and stuff. Brian shows off his new tattoo, and offers up his suggestions for Patrick, along with another round of suggestions [...]
