Summary: • Elephant in a Rage Nearly Kills Keeper • Children Cause Reconciliation • Ninety-Five Funerals Held in a Day; Hearse Supply Exhausted • Pie of Pioneers Will Soon Be a Crusty Relic of the Past • Jeweler's Clerk Says He Stole Watches So He Could Get Married • Treatment Continued • Metal Corset Stops Bullet • The Nervous Wreck (poem) • Pension Increase Depends Upon Finding Long Lost Bible • Why We Have No Paris • Wears Stick in His Buttonhole; Souvenir of Hotel Flagstaff • Aviators to Take Part in War Game • Morning's Morning Absinthe a Dream After October 1
