Cabaret Night at the Cosmic Lounge: Trexel is the Best

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Summary: Trexel is the Best This one's going out to anyone who’s ever woken up after a three-day binge full of doubt… shame… Yes... When you're feeling kinda down and low Don't know what to do or where to go  Physical and emotional pain Paranoia and self-hatred reign Get your stinking body off the floor Drag that worthless carcass to the door Look in to the empty hall Hard to see the point at all (No) NO! That’s no way to think That a Geistman could ever be defeated by drink The line that you represent and Your many great achievements This genius is once in an aeon Don’t let yourself get gainsaid by peons Superior to all the rest, don't forget Mmmm, Trexel is the best Trexel is the best, ooh, it's unequivocal Trexel is the best, what's that? Say it again Trexel is the best, don’t argue with me Trexel is the best (he’s the best) My methods? Always non-traditional Love for myself? Always unconditional Haters try to blame me for what's happening, just because their world’s collapsing Deep down, I know their insults are lies, I can see it in the mirror when I look in my eyes If you doubt it, put it to the test, and don't forget Trexel is the best Trexel is the best, it's non, non, non-negotiable Trexel is the best, say it again, say it again Trexel is the best, what did we discuss about arguing Trexel is the Best (he’s the best) Ah keep it rolling That’s it, that's nice to hear You know it's good to have someone like you around (Trexel is the best) Y’know, someone who gets me, who understands me not like David always arguing, (Trexel is the best) ‘Oh! Oh that's not right Trexel’, ‘That doesn't work’, Hasn’t he heard? I'm the best (Trexel is the best) I mean I’m literally the best (He’s the best) Damn straight So, anyone going anywhere nice after here? Not, not that we couldn't stay here, not because I’m, not because I’m banned. Not like, not like, like Trexel is banned, because I’m not Trexel. Becau— ‘cause I’m not— ‘Cause Trexel's banned and I’m not... Despite what the song... I am allowed to be he— that's, I, we’ve, we’ve— Um, DAVID! Artists Dr. Beaver: Band Leader and Bass JJ Perry: Production, Mixing and Mastering, Arrangement and Additional Music  Tim Meredith: Music, Vocals and Lyrics Special thanks to Amy Dickinson for advice and support. “Trexel is the Best” is from the album “Cabaret Night at the Cosmic Lounge”. © Rusty Quill 2020 If you would like to own the full album, consider becoming a Patron of Rusty Quill! All Patrons will receive a digipack, which includes dramatic sketches exclusive to the album and comes with special artwork by VeraRaeArt. Visit to find out more. Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill under a Creative Commons Attribution NonCommercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence. The song "Trexel is the Best" is the Copyrighted property of Rusty Quill Ltd.  <br><hr><p style="color: grey;">See <a style="color: grey;" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" href=""></a> for privacy and opt-out information.</p>