STL 53 - Mentors and Management Consultancy

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Summary: Episode 53 - Mentors and Management Consultancy Consultants successfully recaptured, alert level lowered to alternating blue and green strobes. Paradrak Ngelion assigned for orientation. The client, The Eternal Order of Patriarch Hans, requests fundraising and image improvement advice to help combat the impact of their murderous activities. Management Consultants' advice: exciting new mission statement; sotto voce logo slogans; bowel cleaning eye machine (unrelated); BANG; dusky glances; self-reflecting commands; vouchers for horrifying products. Content Warning for: - Emotional abuse - Bullying/taunting - Unhealthy relationships - Cults &amp; cult activity - Alcoholism &amp; dangerous drinking practices - Swallowing SFX - Innuendo - Mentions: zombies, kidnapping, existential crisis, guns, death, injury, blood. Special thanks to Penny Dreadful Mess for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Nicole Perlman, Devon, Cayleigh Latimer, Little King Trash Mouth, Joseph P Legander III, Qwenivere, Zsofia M, IRQ, Anna Godfrey, Tony Jasper, Obscura Noxia, Blair Riddle, Agatha Bird, ContestSylveon, Bianca Sofia Ricci, Carly Johnson, Ace Gifford, Emily Mundidyke, Samantha A., Cortue, Kathryn Blair, Hugh Smith, Marianna Jones, Jo, Kasserine, Elizabeth H., Kendra, Isabella Silva, Nuka96, Shy Magpie, Katie Nelson, Sam Quiche, TJ Hummel, SDD, Hannah McGinty, Socket, saintdominicci, Elyssa, Haley, Lane Dolberg, Jamie, Maxwell McCandless, LCR, Samrath Kaur, Emily Of The Beef, Maddie Christie, Jess McKnight, Chloe Artice, brk5239, sunnyletom. Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Katie Seaton Executive Producer Alexander J Newall Performances: I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris David 7: Ben Meredith Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Paradrak Ngelion: Alison Thea-Skot KT the Coin Friend: Katie Seaton Editing: Maddy Searle Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner Featured SFX: LittleRobotSoundFactory, Clearwavsound, rombart, schatzl0, laiaoreka, michorvath, artefakt, geodylabs &amp; previously credited artists via Original Foley by Maddy Searle. Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Check out our merchandise, available at and Join our community: WEBSITE: FACEBOOK: TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: DISCORD: EMAIL: Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  <br><hr><p style="color: grey;">See <a style="color: grey;" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" href=""></a> for privacy and opt-out information.</p>