Summary: Jeffrey Allen Hayes considers which of his daily work interactions at a San Francisco sex club might actually constitute a sex act. Is it a verbal command that results in an orgasm? A chance exchange of fluids? Sharing a pizza with a naked coworker? When you’re a jizzmopper, every workday is fraught with sexual run-ins between the club’s open-minded staff and their randy visitors. Oh, and Happy No-Syphilis Cupcake Day!
