Summary: Are you a Fan of Fanfic? When lonely queer clown/performance artist Tootsie Spangles moves to Seattle, she needs to make new friends - so she joins a book club. Their first selection? Tolkiens’ Lord of the Rings, the entire trilogy. Ain’t nobody got time for that! But getting stoned late at night with this tome in her bed leads to googling Sam & Frodo, and …oooh! Wonder Woman! Thor! And before she knows it, there’s a Song of Ice and Fire IN HER PANTS #WinterIsComing #Heh #StrongFemaleCharacters
