“Blacula”
Summary: <br> <br> Filmmaker Jimmy Castor, Jr. Comic Jim Bruce (“The Paul Goebel Show”)and myself bite into 1972’s <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0000VCZWA/ref=as_li_qf_sp_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=B0000VCZWA&linkCode=as2&tag=proudresen-20">“Blacula.”</a> Like most vampire films, there’s a blood sucking, bats (what happened to bats?) and a guy named “Skillet.” Afros and wooden stakes are everywhere.<br> The sound is a little different. It’s because we were recording in a cinder block room and because I was giving Jim Bruce crap for his show sounding so bad. Karma!<br> Below are my semi- professional notes.<br> <br> Comic Jim Bruce from “the Paul Goebel show”<br> Filmmaker and fellow spring breaker, Jimmy Castor<br> Today we Proudly Resent 1972’s Blacula<br> Jimmy Castor – you chose this film. Why is that<br> What does it mean?<br> Jim Bruce, what is it about?<br> Woman not helping<br> Gay dudes from the village<br> One lamp lights up the room<br> The coroner complains about his job. – 70’s thing. Like the Flintstones’ bird record player. “It’s a living.”<br> “Two fagot decorators”<br> One strange dude<br> Music.<br> He got the girl right away<br> Skillit<br> Attacking photographer – making “arg” sounds. Sounds like a grandfather chasing his kids.<br> White cop, named Jack.<br> Easy, east, rrrrr<br> He brought his wife vampire hunting. He brought a stake. He knew something was up.<br> Blacula is working the woman. She fell for that Blacula line once.<br> I once told a girl I was a scout for MTV’s the Grind.<br> Sketch artist drawing a vampire. Like a child’s drawing.<br> What’s next? A stick figure with boobies?<br> Bloody Mary!<br> Why didn’t they go in the warehouse during the day.<br> Vampires don’t turn into bats anymore<br> That helmet was useless<br> Your tomb your tomb your tomb<br> <br>
