The Mormons New SEXY Campaign For Finding Baptisms In Hawaii

Summary: Baptisms are dropping so badly in Hawaii, that even the deceitful tram ride to the Laie temple(they say it's a tour of Laie), isn't having any results, so current Mormon Prophet Gordon B. Hinckley and his successor, Thomas S. Monson, are pulling out all the stops, to suck more people into their cult.