Summary: The show opens with a touching story of Josh's encounter with Lakers star James Worthy while Mike explains how bail bonds work. Josh brings up a story of a female teacher hooking up with a student which brings back memories of Mike's favorite high school chemistry teacher. Speaking of high school, Mike talks about being student body president, obviously the highlight of his life so far. As a Catholic school boy, Mike was obviously very repressed and lashed out with early adventures in promiscuity. Mike regales Josh with tales of being a 16 year old stick man. The Geniuses finally get into some dental stories with a review of a recent article ranking the best dental schools in the world.
