Summary: This week on Unorthodox, Bernie Madoff's prison hot chocolate scheme. We've got two Jewish guests this week: our first is return visitor Rosie Gray, who covered the election for BuzzFeed and is now a staff writer at the Atlantic. Our second guest is Charlie Brotman, who has announced every inauguration parade from Eisenhower to Obama but was snubbed by the Trump inauguration committee.<br><a href="http://bit.ly/UnorthodoxPodcast">Sign up</a> for our weekly newsletter to get new episodes and more. Email us with comments, questions and kvetches at <a href="mailto:Unorthodox@tabletmag.com">Unorthodox@tabletmag.com</a> (we may share your note on air!).<br>Music credits: <br>“Unorthodox Theme Song” by Golem<br>“NPR’s Morning Edition Theme” by BJ Liederman<br>“Le Hustle” by Polyrhytmics<br>“Rosie” by Jackson Browne<br>“Alley Cat” by Bent Fabric<br>“Hail to the Chief” by American Patriotic Music Ensemble
