Summary: -A King County Sheriff's deputy's adult daughter caused a crash on I-5 by driving in the wrong direction apparently under the influence. Her father is letting her face the music on her own. -The "Assassination Market" online crowdfunds Bitcoin to pay for the assassination of political figures. The founder hopes to one day create so much fear that people will stop running for public office. -Butterball is warning that one type of turkey will be in limited supply. Josh and Nick call for an end of turkey tyranny. Libby sticks up for tradition. -Bryan Cranston can't let Breaking Bad go. He starred in a Malcolm in the Middle spoof ending to the show. -Ron Burgundy got a school named after him! Is movie marketing too far into the real world now? There are some people who probably don't know Ron Burgundy is Will Ferrell.
