Summary: -Anthony Weiner and Eliot Spitzer both lost their bids at redemption. Andrew thinks their runs were disrespectful. -Sydney Leathers crashed Weiner's "victory" party. Between that and her porn career, she's making a mad push to stay relevant. -A hidden camera show caught an American soldier sticking up Muslim sandwich shop worker and the internet is going crazy over it. Andrew throws some cold water on all those melted hearts. -Wax cylinders are back! They've been gone for a hundred years, but now a song is being released on the pre-vinyl platform.
