Summary: aka...The Four Qualities of the most Desireable man in the Universe aka..Moiself, John Kooz + VernePhilleas = (Possibly, JohnVernePhilleas)! These are my own thoughts and ideas. Yes, this is me VernePhilleas pirate-hijacking John Kooz's site because I invented and made John Kooz, as my holographic projection! I invented John Kooz so....I can do whatever I want on his site! I fucking detest my old holographic projection, John Kooz, because he wouldn't have thought of awesome posts like this! I am sick awesome; I'm VernePhilleas. I invented all of those qualities and I pwn them. I'm smarter than Richard Feynman, Sexier than Orlando Bloom, More protective and venom vicious in voice and mind than Derren Brown, and, upon meeting a trustworthy damsel dame lady woman, unconditionally loving. 1. Intelligence 2. Attractiveness (Hot, Sexy, Beauty) 3. Protective in Voice and Mind 4. Unconditionally Loving (Usually with NerdSexCode of Awesome Oauth+True+Oauthness! xD) Humour is a a huge problem in romance. It's a nice 'Icing to the Rice Krispie Treat of Romance', but there's no cake to a romantic relationship that's merely based on 'humour'. Are funny-man and funny-woman Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy still together? Nope! I copied them from no book nor author nor 'muser of romance'. I don't earn Earthian currency for all the work I've done. I've done as much work as a full radio station and multiple authors. For awhile I thought all of that work (that is truly just lifetimes of work was something I injuriatingly deserved compensation for. Some of my work (podcasts, books, journals, youtube sites, coaching certification, trained self over 4000 miles, completed to sub-4-hour marathons, but mainly the 3.4 million words of writing (MILLION), and hundreds of hours of professional podcasts is what makes me realize how I've done more work than You (given you're a normal earthian-currency-earning person). So I am not like you. I'm not. I have earned more work than you will have done before you die, times thrice, wouldn't it be nice if I were to earn Earthian currency? I thought?! Said currency (or thrayCurrec as I call it in my thray_game_code castle (more on that in a 1-Hour Recording!). I thought okay, maybe all my work (some of which you can get for free at johnkooz.com) earns me the privilege of time with the most beautiful women. I thought about that for awhile and liked that idea...until recently, where I realized, you know what, I don't like that. Earthian Currency doesn't interest me, but doing work and then 'Earning the Privilege of Time with the most beautiful women'? No....that would make her feel like a stripper and me like some slave of sorts. I shouldn't have to 'do work to earn privilege of time with teh most beautiful women'. I could be lazy and have that privilege, I could work and have that privilege. The point is, I liked work in the past. My work is Tsunamis more than you have accomplished. My earthian currency has been practically nothing (less than two thousand dollars) and I don't work to ''earn the privilege of time with the most beautiful safe women'. Instead, I just liked work in the past. It was something I did and did so much work I have been a one-man full-proper (with hundreds of properly professionally labeled mp3s totally hundreds of hours of recordings). My librivox audio recording is over a hundred proof-listened auditory recordings and the amount of writing I have done belittles authors like Grisham or Stephen King in my prolific output of journals and books. Most people write 1 to 2 books and I guess they consider that an accomplishment. I've written 11 volumes totalling over 1.5 million words in candid unfiltered, raw, uneditted journals, and I have written a half a dozen books as well. But all that said, despite having done more authoring than Earthian-currency-paid authors. Bonus Qualities Humour Similar Age
